Approach or the Approacher

*Disclaimer: Another virgo-male ego-boasting of self-worth.* Taurus gal with a few friends of mine (guys), and she makes a very strange face at me, so i dance next to her and say, Just to let you know, I am not gay, so if you are interested *taps elbow on her left shoulder* just give me a ringer?!(If i were lying I wouldn\'t say ringer or a cheesy as joke). The next day , she follows me home from school and says in that extremely shy Taurus voice, Sorti (replacing real name), you know I don\'t have a boyfriend, do you have a girlfriend? I respond, No but I have porno. Would that count?

Second, I go to a friends party in my track short-shorts, and I decide to cut up my shirt into shreds to give me a convincing sadomasochist look, and while I was at the party with everyone laughing at me or telling me how stupid i look, I come across a leo chick who walks up to me and begins pinching my nipple as she seductively tells me, \"what the hell are you suppose to be?\", and i replied, \"I am the fart that got away\".

Third, I am at a thrift shop looking for cds and video tapes to watch at home when I come across a cappy . She looked at me, and i smiled back to her. I didn\'t think much of it, so i continued to walk around the shop to find ms. cappy following me in a distance. I had her follow me until I stopped to look through the Disney tapes at the end of the store. She joins the search and i turn to her and say, \"You like Disney movies too?\" and she replies in that cute cappy voice, \"Not really...\"

Fourth, I am at a bus stop, and i feel food being thrown at my head, so i turn around and i find a pisces holding a bag of peanuts in her hand. She does the signature pisces smile and demands me, Do you want some?, and i reply with, Nah, you gave me enough peanuts, then she says this, I really like your hair. Don\'t cut it or you will not be cute anymore, then i wonder to myself, who the fuck is this chick??!?!

Fifth, I walk into a classroom, and a libra gal sits next to me and smiles. I smile back and she says, do you ride a motorcycle, and I tell her, na, but I want to, after I get my licence, and she smirks and says, well, I can give you a ride...

Sixth, the scorpio chick continues to stare at me, and she hides from me, but she never approaches me until she got aS lengthy amount of information (much like the pisces who threw peanuts at me) about me, and she goes up to me and ask if we should hang out. We hang out, and I find her dancing to one of my Led Zeppelin tapes while she seductively tells me how much of a turn on Achilles last stand is to her, but before I can do anything she quickly tells me how she fought her pregnant mother that morning, and I begin hauling ass in my car to dump her off home.

Seven, Aquarius gal goes up to me (she is a very wild gal) and tells me that she hates how guys take a long time to finally get the balls to tell her if she wants to have sex or not. She begins to say tell me that she\'s down for anything, and I turn to her and say, Would you be down if I asked you to have sex, and she pauses and smiles, yes, of course, so I whisper in her ear, You better enjoy anal! She took it as a joke, got up and walked off laughing...

Sag gal looks at my shirt and says, I love ren and stimpy. I tell her, me too. She laughs and walks out of class. I think for a second and shrugged my shoulders...

Back when having a Disneyland pass was affordable, I met a virgal in one of my courses who talked about having a pass, so i asked her if she wanted to go with me. We went and saw captain EO and shortly after the flick she was rubbing against, touching me, and she put her hand underneath my shirt. I thought about it...and i was going to do something...but her sister called to pick her up from high school, and the virgal said, sorry gotta go. She quickly walked out of Disneyland, and hauled ass. I never seen her since...

Aries chick comes up to me, and gives me her number randomly by setting a note on my desk with her name on it. I decide to call, and she tells me that she wants me badly, so I go to class the next day to find her staring at me. I talk to her, and her boyfriend skateboards up next to her, and they start making out. I, on the other hand, turn around and quickly read through my book like nothing ever happen...*I had the goose bumps*

Gemini chick gives me her number, and she insist I take her out to eat. I joke in return, how about we just have sex, and she gets pissed and says, only until after you take me out!

I walk into an old favorite pizza place of mine, and a new chick is working there. She is a cancer , and we begin to talk. We get to know each other, and she insist I do something with her for her birthday. I agree, but I forget, and I decide to go to a concert. I go the next day to say sorry, but I walk in to find her not working there anymore because they caught her giving pizza\'s away to her friends for her birthday party.

Corrections on the first one...

Here it states:

I\'ll start by saying, I never verbally approached a woman or confirmed my claims to most woman unless I was serious with the \"right\" woman, but here are 12 different scenario\'s of my stupidity:

At a battle of the bands concert at my old high school, i am dancing next to a very shy Taurus gal with a few friends of mine (guys), and she makes a very strange face at me, so i dance next to her and say, Just to let you know, I am not gay, so if you are interested *taps elbow on her left shoulder* just give me a ringer?!(If i were lying I wouldn\'t say ringer or a cheesy as joke). The next day , she follows me home from school and says in that extremely shy Taurus voice, Sorti (replacing real name), you know I don\'t have a boyfriend, do you have a girlfriend? I respond, No but I have porno. Would that count?

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Too lazy to remake another thread.

LMAO@Aries

How the hell did you know all their signs?

I either knew of them because of friends, and i got to know more about them after our first conversation. I should have included that, ah well.

After looking back, I always \"killed it\" with chicks haha...

"Sag gal looks at my shirt and says, I love ren and stimpy. I tell her, me too. She laughs and walks out of class. I think for a second and shrugged my shoulders..."

You should've went after her sorti, sag girls are always on the move...lol

This is some funny shiz.

Posted by TheLadySagittarius


You should've went after her sorti, sag girls are always on the move...lol

Yeah, and i'm always breathing for air to catch up. 😢

Strang part is that I don\'t do anything, and i get women talking to me, but i always have to say something stupid, and they all ususally distance themselves. I\'m not saying I\'m stupid for saying those statements, but i\'m stupid for thinking i\'m cool for saying those stupid statements hahaha.

Hell, i would probably have gotten laid a lot by now if it wasn\'t for my damn aqua ascendant or potty mouth...

*Damn sorti, you\'s an idiot✨ I kidd, i kidd!