@Cajunspirit
18 Years1,000+ PostsVirgo
Virgo men tend to approach relationships analytically, often observing and assessing before engaging, while women may respond more emotionally. Understanding these contrasting behaviors can improve communication and connection between Virgo men and women in relationships.
LOL!!! Please do continue soon--that's cute π
"Virgo Guy
Interest Level - Medium
Emotional Reciprocation - Good day [Low]/ Bad day [Null]
Emotional Standing - Apathetic"
...This is priceless
Phase 2 - The Introductions
Virgo Guy
Interest Level - High
Emotional Reciprocation - Low
Emotional Standing - Amused
Thought process : Ooooh boy, should I approach her? Am I making a mistake? What am I going to say...
Damnit, I don't want to offend her. Better choose a safe topic and light conversation. Don't know what I am getting into.
*VIRGO ANALYTICAL POWERS ACTIVATED*
Conversation : Hi, I noticed you're wearing low top converse, very nice.
Unsuspecting Woman
Interest Level - Medium
Emotional Reciprocation - High
Emotional Standing - WTF?
Thought process : OH MY GOSH! He's talking to me! Calm down, calm down. Don't make anything look obvious.
Capricorn : I wonder if he has money...
Conversation : Yeah I love shoes and shoe shopping
Aquarius : New person to talk to!
Conversation : Hiiiiiii!
Pisces : *dreamland*
Conversation : Whatβ?!!! *Confused look*
Aries : Can I dominate him?
Conversation : Ok
Taurus : You walked all the way over here to tell me about my shoes?
Conversation : Yeah, they're okay
Gemini : Guy approaching, girl in the background eating, am I hungry? Math homework, random issues
Conversation : Yeah I like my shoes. *switch topics multiple times*
Cancer : panic, panic, panic, what is this guy doing? Damn I'm hungry...
Conversation : Ummm... yeah...
Leo : Damn right they're nice. Hmm, I wanted to rape you awhile ago..
Conversation : *smile* Yup!
Virgo : Odd... a compliment. Okay... Why is he talking to me?
Conversation : Yeah, I like the low tops *long winded explanation*
Libra : Simpleton
Conversation : Take a picture, it would last you longer
Scorpio : What about how I look?
Conversation : *shy smile* yeeeaaah.....
Sagittarius : Ooo, what's that bird doing there!
Conversation: Whoops, sorry, what did you say?
Virgo Guy
Interest Level - High
Emotional Reciprocation - Low
Emotional Standing - Intrigued
Thought process : We have contact HQ, copy. This is Virgo 1, going in hot. Guns guns guns.
Conversation : Ooooo, I like your style *observe woman's characteristics*
*ENGAGE FLIRTATION TALK*
*MAINTAIN SUBTLETY*
*LEAVE ABRUPTLY WITHOUT GIVING TOO MUCH AWAY*
Phase 3 - Dating
Virgo Guy
Interest Level - High
Emotional Reciprocation - HIGH
Emotional Standing - Open
Thought process : I have her in my hand.... crap, what do I do now! Does she really care about me? I hope I don't offend her with my jokes.... ugh, why am I doing this again... damn these feelings. I feel so weak, so vulnerable... I don't like emotions... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!!!... EW, she's mad me weak!... but it feels so good.
*ENGAGE OPERATION WARM AFFECTION*
Conversation : Hey, I'm really happy we got to know each other. I... I just don't know how to show it.
Virgo Guy's Target [Woman]
Interest Level - High
Emotional Reciprocation - High
Emotional Standing - Falling in love
Thought process : OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! He's so sweet. I can't believe he was hiding all these emotions from me... it's like they popped out of nowehere.
*RELISH EMOTIONAL CONTENTMENT*
*FAIL TO RECIPROCATE DUE TO PRIDE/INGRATITUDE*
Virgo Guy
Interest Level - Medium
Emotional Reciprocation - Medium
Emotional Standing - Open
Thought process : Hmmm... I'm giving and giving... no thank yous... no returned interest... why am I doing this again? I'm not even good enough for her... now she's just taking my affection and not returning it... I better pull back before I get hurt...
CAPTAAAIN! DISENGAGE THE HEART! We're moving too fast. Take it from 15 knots, to 2 knots.
*ALL ENGINES DISENGAGE! *
Let's glide for now boys.
Conversation : Hi, how have you been? Oh yeah.. that's great. How do you feel about us? Ooooh I see.
Thought process : Understanding is at an all time low, captain. Time to ramp up the questioning.
*VIRGO ANALYTICAL POWERS ACTIVATED*
Conversation : Many direct questions
Virgo Guy's Target [Woman]
Interest Level - Low
Emotional Reciprocation - Medium
Emotional Standing - Hurt/Confused/Unloed
Thought process : What the hell?! Why is he questioning me? Ugh, men are such dogs. He wants to be all cold huh, well I'll show him cold.
*PRETEND NOT TO CARE*
*MAKE IRRATIONAL STATEMENTS/OUTBURSTS/ACCUSATIONS*
Yup. Virguys are terminator. π
Phase 4 - Arguing
Virgo Guy
Interest Level - Low
Emotional Reciprocation - Low
Emotional Standing - Angry
Thought process : Is she for real? Does she really think I can't see through her?
*VIRGO LOGIC APPLIED*
*RELATIONSHIP ANALYSIS ENGAGED*
How the hell can she question me about xyz.
That makes no sense?
One moment you're fine, but when I don't give you what you want you're upset?
Why do I keep running into these crazy girls?
Why can't they just be upfront, honest and tell me how they feel?
I know what's making her upset, but let me just ask to clarify...
Conversation : Alright... I know things have not been so good recently, I just want you to be happy. Could you just entertain some of my questions?
*DIRECT QUESTIONING*
Virgo Guy's Target [Woman]
Interest Level - Low
Emotional Reciprocation - High
Emotional Standing - ANGRIER/COLD
Thought process : Who the hell does this guy think he is? I don't have to answer his questions!!! He isn't my daddy.
What a moron if he thinks I am going to tell him how I feel to make me look stupid
Conversation : *LIE AND DECEIVE* questions asked.
Virgo Guy
Interest Level - Low
Emotional Reciprocation - Null
Emotional Standing - Null
Thought process :
*LOGIC LOGIC LOGIC*
This girl isn't making any damn sense. It's so obvious because I did this, that's why she responded the way she did.
She needs to grow up and tell me what she wants and need upfront. Damnit all, this needs to end.
Conversation : You refuse to tell me how you feel and what you want, this isn't going to work out.
Virgo Guy's Target [Woman]
Interest Level - HIGH
Emotional Reciprocation - CRITICAL
Emotional Standing - DEVASTATED
Thought process : WHAT!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
After all we've been through, I though we had something! There has to be another woman! What a DOG! UGH I HATE[LOVE] HIM
Why could'nt he just take my hints?
Why didn't he just give me what I wanted?
He's so stupid!
Conversation : *Expletives*
Don't leave me!
Cajun seems to know the Virgo sign like the back of his hand, haha
Taurus : You walked all the way over here to tell me about my shoes?
Conversation : Yeah, they're okay
LOL, I liked this.
Posted by ellessque
wow.i really wish my son would read this. he is going through this RIGHT NOW with is taurus girlfriend.
Copy/paste into a Word doc and print?
"Sagittarius : Ooo, what's that bird doing there!
Conversation: Whoops, sorry, what did you say?"
This scenario kinda happened with me and my Virgo guy...lol Thankfully he just laughed it off, he has a great sense of humor.
Phase 5 - Break Up
Virgo Guy
Interest Level - Low
Emotional Reciprocation - Null
Emotional Standing - Sad
Thought process : Ugh... stupid heart. Why do I feel sad... why did I love her in the first place.
I knew I wasn't good enough..
Conversation : Are you okay?
Virgo Guy's Target [Woman]
Interest Level - Minimal
Emotional Reciprocation - Medium
Emotional Standing - Cold/Upset
Thought process : You dump me and then ask me if I'm okay?
WTF is wrong with you. You don't even show that you care.
*WOMAN LOGIC*
You don't show you care = You don't care
Conversation : *MORE IRRATIONAL BANTER, CLAIMS OF INNOCENCE AND ACCUSATIONS TOWARDS VIRGUY*
Virgo Guy
Interest Level - Low
Emotional Reciprocation - Null
Emotional Standing - Sullen
Thought process : Not this crap again!
Conversation : Whatever, leave me alone.
Virgo Guy's Target [Woman]
Interest Level - Null
Emotional Reciprocation - High
Emotional Standing - Hurt
Thought process : Unemotional bastard
Conversation : I don't care about you! I never loved you.
Virgo Guy
Interest Level - Null
Emotional Reciprocation - Null
Emotional Standing - Devastated
Thought process : So it was a ruse the whole time...
Conversation : NONE
The Sag looking at the bird bit was hilarious. I knew one that ran off to try to catch a butterfly. It was pretty childish but cute nonetheless.
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
You mean people are actually taking cajun's posts seriously on this thread? lol they're a good laugh, but thats all they are.
I tried to make it funny, but most of it is real life experience for me.
Posted by ellessque
wow.i really wish my son would read this. he is going through this RIGHT NOW with is taurus girlfriend.
Copy/paste into a Word doc and print?
lol.
yeah, you are virgo...lolDamn. How did you knowβ LOL!
he wouldn't read it anyways. hates astrology. thinks it is stupid. i almost have him crossed over. he's agnostic so he needs "proof"....what more proof do you need besides the solar system?
he would love this board. cajun actually reminds me ALOT of him. π
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Awwww....the little sweetie pie. Put an astrology book in his stocking for X-mas. Maybe that will work. At least this way you can guilt trip him when you confront him on all of the trouble you went through to find him a nice gift that he isn't using. Come on! You can do it! Your a Scorp for goodness sakes!
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
I think they are rather a good caricature of your real life experiences πA formulaic caricature I should add π
Well that was the idea π
Posted by Aphrodite Bull
@CajunMORE! MORE! MORE!
lol.
looool
That's all I could think of for now.
These are the situations that repeat themselves most in my experiences.
i like the Aquarius reply seems to me so natural and in the same time connected with logic ,how Aquas succeed to do this magic?
very interesting filterring process this algorithm is π
I noticed that Cajun uses his signature \"nice shoe\" line to grab the womens attention hahaha.
Hey caj, you should include the perspective of the women approaching you...
Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
I noticed that Cajun uses his signature \"nice shoe\" line to grab the womens attention hahaha.
Hey caj, you should include the perspective of the women approaching you...
I'd like to, but women generally don't approach me lol
i believe so, compliment her so that her pov will be aimed at the part of the body u want her to see.
hey, that is true...
I\'d like to, but women generally don\'t approach me lol
But you are the cajunspirit, you can do anything!
Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
But you are the cajunspirit, you can do anything!
I thought up of a funny scenario or too, maybe I might add that.
These things take a while to write though...
In this case cajy-boy, I have an idea!
Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
In this case cajy-boy, I have an idea!
I'm listening!
Caje, kudos to you for taking all that time to type this out and share. LOL! You poor VirGuys! So lost in the emotional world. So insecure. And thanks for being so open and frank about it. Nobody really understands us, do they? 'Cause although I'm a woman, I could so relate to your VIRGO STARE INITIATED, *VIRGO ANALYTICAL POWERS ACTIVATED*, and LEAVE ABRUPTLY WITHOUT GIVING TOO MUCH AWAY, etc. tactics. LOL! π
Btw, I speak for VirGirls here, but we looooove to see a man vulnerable and fumbling for words/expressions. His defenses are down, he's easily "accessed" and totally "helpless" as a man, and all this spells terribly sexy/desirable for us quiet, equally-insecure/edgy, hyper-analytical & target-minded VirGirls who house a secret desire to overtake a man at his weakest point and watch him succumb. In fact, the more nervous/"panicky" he gets while trying to maintain a cool, unaffected fa?ade of total control, the more aroused we get. Seeing him visibly shaken of his pretenses and witnessing his real, raw, stripped-to-the-bone, defenseless humanity (and masculinity!) is like shootin' an IV of powerful, lusty hormones straight into our veins. Mmmmmm, nuttin' like it! π
(Shoot, just best settle myself down now and behave. A girl could get carried away here real quick!)
Posted by **StringsAttached**
Caje, kudos to you for taking all that time to type this out and share. LOL! You poor VirGuys! So lost in the emotional world. So insecure. And thanks for being so open and frank about it. Nobody really understands us, do they? 'Cause although I'm a woman, I could so relate to your VIRGO STARE INITIATED, *VIRGO ANALYTICAL POWERS ACTIVATED*, and LEAVE ABRUPTLY WITHOUT GIVING TOO MUCH AWAY, etc. tactics. LOL! πBtw, I speak for VirGirls here, but we looooove to see a man vulnerable and fumbling for words/expressions. His defenses are down, he's easily "accessed" and totally "helpless" as a man, and all this spells terribly sexy/desirable for us quiet, equally-insecure/edgy, hyper-analytical & target-minded VirGirls who house a secret desire to overtake a man at his weakest point and watch him succumb. In fact, the more nervous/"panicky" he gets while trying to maintain a cool, unaffected fa?ade of total control, the more aroused we get. Seeing him visibly shaken of his pretenses and witnessing his real, raw, stripped-to-the-bone, defenseless humanity (and masculinity!) is like shootin' an IV of powerful, lusty hormones straight into our veins. Mmmmmm, nuttin' like it! π
(Shoot, just best settle myself down now and behave. A girl could get carried away here real quick!)
Oh my haha, although I'm ambivalent as to the Zodiac being real or not, I might just think you have some control complex bro x.x
Posted by **StringsAttached**
Caje, kudos to you for taking all that time to type this out and share. LOL! You poor VirGuys! So lost in the emotional world. So insecure. And thanks for being so open and frank about it. Nobody really understands us, do they? 'Cause although I'm a woman, I could so relate to your VIRGO STARE INITIATED, *VIRGO ANALYTICAL POWERS ACTIVATED*, and LEAVE ABRUPTLY WITHOUT GIVING TOO MUCH AWAY, etc. tactics. LOL! π
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Btw, I speak for VirGirls here, but we looooove to see a man vulnerable and fumbling for words/expressions. His defenses are down, he's easily "accessed" and totally "helpless" as a man, and all this spells terribly sexy/desirable for us quiet, equally-insecure/edgy, hyper-analytical & target-minded VirGirls who house a secret desire to overtake a man at his weakest point and watch him succumb. In fact, the more nervous/"panicky" he gets while trying to maintain a cool, unaffected fa?ade of total control, the more aroused we get. Seeing him visibly shaken of his pretenses and witnessing his real, raw, stripped-to-the-bone, defenseless humanity (and masculinity!) is like shootin' an IV of powerful, lusty hormones straight into our veins. Mmmmmm, nuttin' like it! π/p>
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No wonder Virgettes like Crab....
Virgo men hardly ever reach the point you described.
I beg to differ . . . I've seen 'em there . . . more than once. π
(You, uhhhh, apparently haven't dealt too much with Virgo women--quite your equal--sizing up everything but your time of birth from a glance and effortlessly waltzin' right past your "faceplate.") π
Posted by KevinBarbosa25
Oh my haha, although I'm ambivalent as to the Zodiac being real or not, I might just think you have some control complex bro x.x
Nope, Kev . . . that whole dominant/submissive thing is traditional of deeply secretive Virgo mentality. There's a reason they call us closet freaks, lol.
Posted by **StringsAttached**
I beg to differ . . . I've seen 'em there . . . more than once. π
(You, uhhhh, apparently haven't dealt too much with Virgo women--quite your equal--sizing up everything but your time of birth from a glance and effortlessly waltzin' right past your "faceplate.") π
Oh how I wish to... enarmor one...
Posted by Cajunspirit
Oh how I wish to... enarmor one...
Don't you mean disarm one? LOL
Son, you wouldn't know what hit you if a Virgo woman cruised onto your scene. π
^^^ Cajun 5 minutes after his first eye-to-eye combat with a smart, sexy VirGirl.
Two minutes of her "ocular voltage" will feel like 10 hours, boy!
^^^ Cajun 5 minutes after his first eye-to-eye combat with a smart, sexy VirGirl.
Two minutes of her "ocular voltage" will feel like 10 hours, boy!
Tantalising I say... If only it could become reality.
I lol'd.
I hate to revive an old thread but WOW, this is SPOT ON. Hahahahaha you are amazing
Posted by Cajunspirit
Phase 2 - The IntroductionsVirgo Guy
Interest Level - High
Emotional Reciprocation - Low
Emotional Standing - AmusedThought process : Ooooh boy, should I approach her? Am I making a mistake? What am I going to say...
Damnit, I don't want to offend her. Better choose a safe topic and light conversation. Don't know what I am getting into.
*VIRGO ANALYTICAL POWERS ACTIVATED*Conversation : Hi, I noticed you're wearing low top converse, very nice.
Unsuspecting Woman
Interest Level - Medium
Emotional Reciprocation - High
Emotional Standing - WTF?Thought process : OH MY GOSH! He's talking to me! Calm down, calm down. Don't make anything look obvious.
Virgo : Odd... a compliment. Okay... Why is he talking to me?
Conversation : Yeah, I like the low tops *long winded explanation*Virgo Guy
Interest Level - High
Emotional Reciprocation - Low
Emotional Standing - IntriguedBahahahahaha! That's the exact thing I would be thinking! π
Posted by **StringsAttached**
Caje, kudos to you for taking all that time to type this out and share. LOL! You poor VirGuys! So lost in the emotional world. So insecure. And thanks for being so open and frank about it. Nobody really understands us, do they? 'Cause although I'm a woman, I could so relate to your VIRGO STARE INITIATED, *VIRGO ANALYTICAL POWERS ACTIVATED*, and LEAVE ABRUPTLY WITHOUT GIVING TOO MUCH AWAY, etc. tactics. LOL! ππ
Btw, I speak for VirGirls here, but we looooove to see a man vulnerable and fumbling for words/expressions. His defenses are down, he's easily "accessed" and totally "helpless" as a man, and all this spells terribly sexy/desirable for us quiet, equally-insecure/edgy, hyper-analytical & target-minded VirGirls who house a secret desire to overtake a man at his weakest point and watch him succumb. In fact, the more nervous/"panicky" he gets while trying to maintain a cool, unaffected fa?ade of total control, the more aroused we get. Seeing him visibly shaken of his pretenses and witnessing his real, raw, stripped-to-the-bone, defenseless humanity (and masculinity!) is like shootin' an IV of powerful, lusty hormones straight into our veins. Mmmmmm, nuttin' like it! π/p>
No wonder Virgettes like Crab....
Virgo men hardly ever reach the point you described.
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Hahahahaha! StringsAttached this is right on!!!!!
Posted by VIRGIE
Hahahahaha! StringsAttached this is right on!!!!!
Which is why I begged to differ with Cajun a year ago, lol. I think he misunderstood my description of "nervous, panicky, edgy, vulnerable" Virgo men to mean that they are standing there literally sweating, stuttering, and visibly trying to hold themselves together. Not so. (Which is why he disagreed. π) I'm talking about a mere (involuntary) twitch of the eye or mouth, his tripping over his tongue a time or two, the slightest elevation in his blood pressure and change in speech patterns (which we notice instantly), his swallowing as a by-product of nervous tension, a quick eye-glance to the left or right to see if anyone else is looking on and witnessing his approach/demeanor, the list goes on. The slighest flicker of tension that registers any remote degree of "anxiety" is, in a word, deeee-licious to us VirGals. π
Posted by PunkyBruiser
Where's Vol II? Where the brave and sexy Virgo Man shares his feelings w/ the Woman Instead of waiting on her to make a move?click to expand
LOL! I'ma shout "Amen!" on that one! π
Hey .... this is sooooo cute .... thanks a lot Cajun for putting up the Virgo conversation in a true, cute yet funny way ! π
Waiting for more .... how about a case study of Virgo man vs Taurus woman ? Lol
Posted by PunkyBruiser
Where's Vol II? Where the brave and sexy Virgo Man shares his feelings w/ the Woman Instead of waiting on her to make a move?
Now now, can't let my game plan be exposed π
Rico Suave needs to have some tricks left up his sleeve
Posted by onix
Waiting for more .... how about a case study of Virgo man vs Taurus woman ? Lolclick to expand
I'd be happy to, if I had the experience.
The Taurus women I have met have been like approaching a tub of ice cream across a mine field....
hey, sorry to bother you, i was wondering if you would so kindly give me some advice on this virgo guy that i'm seeing, I'm completely clueless. thank you
Posted by **StringsAttached**
Caje, kudos to you for taking all that time to type this out and share. LOL! You poor VirGuys! So lost in the emotional world. So insecure. And thanks for being so open and frank about it. Nobody really understands us, do they? 'Cause although I'm a woman, I could so relate to your VIRGO STARE INITIATED, *VIRGO ANALYTICAL POWERS ACTIVATED*, and LEAVE ABRUPTLY WITHOUT GIVING TOO MUCH AWAY, etc. tactics. LOL! πBtw, I speak for VirGirls here, but we looooove to see a man vulnerable and fumbling for words/expressions. His defenses are down, he's easily "accessed" and totally "helpless" as a man, and all this spells terribly sexy/desirable for us quiet, equally-insecure/edgy, hyper-analytical & target-minded VirGirls who house a secret desire to overtake a man at his weakest point and watch him succumb. In fact, the more nervous/"panicky" he gets while trying to maintain a cool, unaffected fa?ade of total control, the more aroused we get. Seeing him visibly shaken of his pretenses and witnessing his real, raw, stripped-to-the-bone, defenseless humanity (and masculinity!) is like shootin' an IV of powerful, lusty hormones straight into our veins. Mmmmmm, nuttin' like it! π
(Shoot, just best settle myself down now and behave. A girl could get carried away here real quick!)
+1
the thicker the glasses, the closer to my heart.
Yeah, Virgo guys are sweet hearts. It's a damn shame when I ask em "What do you want?" I get:

and when is that part where virgo is completely overwhelmed with love? Or virgos simply can't be this way?
Posted by QueenOfPentacles
and when is that part where virgo is completely overwhelmed with love? Or virgos simply can't be this way?
We can't. Sorry.

We're not..
uhm...

....^other signs.
I keep my emotions locked in a dungeon and I only feed them bread and water every other day.
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Here's my interpretation of how the relationship process goes, for me. There will be a lot of supposition and given explanations. Not all options will be explored
Phase 1 - The Encounter
Virgo Guy
Interest Level - Medium
Emotional Reciprocation - Good day [Low]/ Bad day [Null]
Emotional Standing - Apathetic
Thought process : Hey, this prey (girl) looks interesting... I wonder if she uses her brain?
VIRGO STARE INITIATED.
Unsuspecting Woman
Interest Level - Medium
Emotional Reciprocation - High
Emotional Standing - β
Thought process : *notices stare* Oh my gosh, why is he staring at me like that!?
Virgo Guy
Interest Level - High
Emotional Reciprocation - Low
Emotional Standing - Amused
Thought process : Hehe, Gotcha!
Soooo.... she sees me. Niiiiicceee! How should I approach her. Hmmm....
*Accessing Virgo Database*
Where have I seen her before, what does she normally wear, who does she talk to, how approachable does she seem to be.
Right, so she is friends with X, dresses fairly elegantly, doesn't seem to talk to many folk, seemingly approachable.
I think I'll just "but into" conversation and try to make her laugh
[To be continued]