ROMANTIC RHYME'S

ROMANTIC RHYME'S

LOVE MAY BE BEAUTIFUL, LOVE MAY BE BLISS.
BUT I ONLY SLEPT WITH YOU' BECAUSE I WAS PISSED.

Posted by james tate
LOVE MAY BE BEAUTIFUL, LOVE MAY BE BLISS.
BUT I ONLY SLEPT WITH YOU' BECAUSE I WAS PISSED.

lovely.

it was hot

Posted by james tate
LOVE MAY BE BEAUTIFUL, LOVE MAY BE BLISS.
BUT I ONLY SLEPT WITH YOU' BECAUSE I WAS PISSED.

With beer goggle on and common sense switched off
I was horny and you looked hot

but in the cold light of day I froze into shock
and rather than wake you I chewed my arm off

so I beseech you fellow drinkers - take heed to my warning
avoid pussies at night that morph into dogs by the morning

Really nice,
really nice.

I remember the days you would make me spaghetti---
spending time with you I always deserved a bath in confetti.

I'd give you my sausage and meatballs, you'd give me a ham wallet and sauce.
Always warm and nice --you made everything right.
God I really miss us on Italian night.

LMAO Y'all are warped....and I like it.

Oh dont encourage me, Venusianbull.



Remember the time you queffed.......just like a trombone?
You shook the curtains---- even the friggin' bed post.

Bangin' you was like hangin' at a construction site---
just a foreman shouting..."You're not doing it right."
Damn you, where'd you get the hard-hat?
You usually had me in like four costumes by the end of the night.

So finish the project yourself--im goin on break. You hired me as a jack-hammer operator
not some jerk-off architect.

Posted by Pandemonium
Oh hell no Wg lmao :'D

Sorry about that. I will work on a serious one since you all want mushy.
lol.

FROM BOOMSHAKA TO V/B
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LOVE NO OTHER
THAT IS UNTIL I MET YOUR BROTHER


PRINCE - PISCES

Posted by james tate
FROM BOOMSHAKA TO V/B
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LOVE NO OTHER
THAT IS UNTIL I MET YOUR BROTHER


PRINCE - PISCES

LOL

I see your face when I am dreaming,
My darling , My lover, my life
you are kind, intelligent, loving and hot
I love, your smile, your face and your eyes
I want to feel your sweet embrace
My love you take mybreath away
My feelings for you no words can tell.

I am hopeing you are not giving my woman the finger West you can do it to me all day long but not my woman

VB's got the moves - she's out in the galley
James is chatting up a chick he just met in the alley

Pandemonium's behind the bar - that last marguerita was a humma
Westside is fingering people - James' girlfriend AND his momma

wgamador's putting his hardhat on to head back into the fray
the foreman is shouting again....looks like another long hard day

Posted by james tate
I see your face when I am dreaming,
My darling , My lover, my life
you are kind, intelligent, loving and hot
I love, your smile, your face and your eyes
I want to feel your sweet embrace
My love you take mybreath away
My feelings for you no words can tell.

Now THIS is beautiful. —

Posted by wgamador2
Oh dont encourage me, Venusianbull.



Remember the time you queffed.......just like a trombone?
You shook the curtains---- even the friggin' bed post.

Bangin' you was like hangin' at a construction site---
just a foreman shouting..."You're not doing it right."
Damn you, where'd you get the hard-hat?
You usually had me in like four costumes by the end of the night.

So finish the project yourself--im goin on break. You hired me as a jack-hammer operator
not some jerk-off architect.

Forsooth good sir I did not know your wroth
You pledged to me indeed your troth.
The costumes were merely play,
And indeed we did foray that day..
The depths we plumbed none save we knew,
So 'bah' again my little ewe,
For this woman doth indeed have itch,
Now kneel for me....
My little bitch.

its not kiss me kate
but the brad would find it interesting

Well well clever man, two Shakespeare references in one sentence. 'Taming of the Shrew' and the author of it.

Posted by venusianbull

Posted by wgamador2
Oh dont encourage me, Venusianbull.



Remember the time you queffed.......just like a trombone?
You shook the curtains---- even the friggin' bed post.

Bangin' you was like hangin' at a construction site---
just a foreman shouting..."You're not doing it right."
Damn you, where'd you get the hard-hat?
You usually had me in like four costumes by the end of the night.

So finish the project yourself--im goin on break. You hired me as a jack-hammer operator
not some jerk-off architect.

Forsooth good sir I did not know your wroth
You pledged to me indeed your troth.
The costumes were merely play,
And indeed we did foray that day..
The depths we plumbed none save we knew,
So 'bah' again my little ewe,
For this woman doth indeed have itch,
Now kneel for me....
My little bitch.

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LOLOLOL Written with lurrrrrrrve wg.

Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
VB's got the moves - she's out in the galley
James is chatting up a chick he just met in the alley

Pandemonium's behind the bar - that last marguerita was a humma
Westside is fingering people - James' girlfriend AND his momma

wgamador's putting his hardhat on to head back into the fray
the foreman is shouting again....looks like another long hard day

hahaha i like this!

Eastside , Westside all around the hood
THey Be writing those romantic accounts
of them love HO'S
that give them woo's

Westside made the money
his bitchs were fine and sexy

eastside lost his ares
because crack Ho's
just don't last.

the reason behind this story is don't loose your head over a bit of ass.

Pigion Pie
Pigion Pie
out the window he did go

That HO did cry
OH come back my lover
my husbans shotgun is only for show.

me thinkof you have had a bit to muchcarbon monoxide

Posted by Pandemonium

The user who posted this message has hidden it.

but whyyyy :/

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why did she edit?
what did she hide?
please come out and play
Ms carbon monoxide

Alas a story of woe
It starts in a dark seedy bar
Beware of too many shots
Ye may order form tha bar
With standards lowered
and Judgements a forth off
You hear last call
As yee scope an easy tart
Moments later naked bodies ensue
As you peer down
She appears to have a bigger cock
Than you do

WHO !
THATS TO MUCH FOR ME.

I WOULD THINK SO
I WENT TO NEW ORLIENS IN US ONCE A LOT OF 6 FOOT GIRL/BOYS RUNNING AROUND ON BURBAN STREET.

are a 14 inch dick hanging below the mini skirt.

Lawdy Lawd *falling off chair laughing*.

Lady boys...😢 LOL!!!!

Posted by caesarkreshen

Posted by wgamador2
Oh dont encourage me, Venusianbull.



Remember the time you queffed.......just like a trombone?
You shook the curtains---- even the friggin' bed post.

Bangin' you was like hangin' at a construction site---
just a foreman shouting..."You're not doing it right."
Damn you, where'd you get the hard-hat?
You usually had me in like four costumes by the end of the night.

So finish the project yourself--im goin on break. You hired me as a jack-hammer operator
not some jerk-off architect.

This dude lol...

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Thanks. Thats what happens when one studies Shakespeare in one of those dispensaries.

Me encanta la forma en que su ojos se iluminan con el fuego l?_quido cuando me esp?_a por lo tanto,
Su pasi?_n como luz de luna fr?_a me acaricia, como el agua que fluye sobre m?_.
No puedo explicar la magia, cuando usted me toma en sus brazos, pero est?? ah?_ para m?_.
Sus palabras fluyen en m?_ como el vino dulce, los cielos canalizados a tu beso.
Mi coraz?_n late tan r??pido cuando estoy all?_, sus ojos como la tinta que consumen todo lo que soy, y volviendo a m?_, todos ustedes. Mi aliento, mi alma, mi pasi?_n. La devoci?_n y la alegr?_a sin fin. Esto para m?_, y yo .. para ti.

—

Posted by venusianbull
Me encanta la forma en que su ojos se iluminan con el fuego l?_quido cuando me esp?_a por lo tanto,
Su pasi?_n como luz de luna fr?_a me acaricia, como el agua que fluye sobre m?_.
No puedo explicar la magia, cuando usted me toma en sus brazos, pero est?? ah?_ para m?_.
Sus palabras fluyen en m?_ como el vino dulce, los cielos canalizados a tu beso.
Mi coraz?_n late tan r??pido cuando estoy all?_, sus ojos como la tinta que consumen todo lo que soy, y volviendo a m?_, todos ustedes. Mi aliento, mi alma, mi pasi?_n. La devoci?_n y la alegr?_a sin fin. Esto para m?_, y yo .. para ti.

—

Oh yeah thats whats up. Now you are speaking my language. Literally.

🙂

Posted by james tate
LOVE MAY BE BEAUTIFUL, LOVE MAY BE BLISS.
BUT I ONLY SLEPT WITH YOU' BECAUSE I WAS PISSED.

You sir are a genius!

Aries
Thank you thank you very much

🙂 @ the thread

pissy eye😢

you're look at me
I'm looking at you
your ugly friends block
as I continue try and try
to get closer to you
I offer them food
I offer them weed
I even pay compliments
to up there already low low self esteem
But yet they still block
And they will not yield
So I call over my wingman
To play and even out the field
Yes I think to myself
The path is finally clear
But upon closer inspection
It seems I've had one to many beers
My senses begin to center
As her true image pours through
Last call is upon us
Guess there only one last thing to do
——??

AT 3.30 AM THE SUN COMES UP IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD
THE BIRDS START TO SING
I WANT TO CRUSH THERE FUCKING SKULLS.

SHE LAYS NEXT TO ME
FROM SWEATING AND FUCKING ALL NIGHT WE STINK

SHE IS MY WHORE
SHE IS MY BITCH
SHE HAS TOLD ME SHE WOULD FUCK ME IN A MUD FILLED DITCH

I TELL HER THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS HURT YOU
BUT ITS STILL ON THE LIST.

I SPEAK FROM THE HEART
I DON'T CRY AT NIGHT
I AM THE ASS HOLE
NOT THE BLACK HOLE THAT SUCKS EVERYTHING IN.

I play out a sexual scenerio in my mind.
You and me creating delicious friction as we grind.

The smell of my sheets
reminds me of you, the aroma of your perfume
and all of the time I get to spend
making love to you.

You finally walk into my room,
your beauty shining like the moon.
Your skin so soft and tender
and that smile...it can warm the coldest of Decembers.


Can't wait to touch you. Undress you
Take you in my arms and let my soul caress you.

it should have been
THE BLACKHOLE WHO SUCKS IN ALL THE LIGHT
NEVER DRINK AND POST

Posted by james tate
AT 3.30 AM THE SUN COMES UP IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD
THE BIRDS START TO SING
I WANT TO CRUSH THERE FUCKING SKULLS.

SHE LAYS NEXT TO ME
FROM SWEATING AND FUCKING ALL NIGHT WE STINK

SHE IS MY WHORE
SHE IS MY BITCH
SHE HAS TOLD ME SHE WOULD FUCK ME IN A MUD FILLED DITCH

I TELL HER THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS HURT YOU
BUT ITS STILL ON THE LIST.

LOL AHAHAHAHAH

oh how did i miss this

Posted by Pb
Champagne kisses when I look at you.
It's all I wanna do, all I wanna dooooo.
But I don't exist, I'm invisible to you again,
Because I'm shy and don't mention what I shoulda said.
Champagne kisses is all I wanna do,
Champagne kisses is all I want from yoooou.

I WALK ON THE GROUNDS OF HIS HOME.
GAVARNIE.
I RETURN HERE FROM TIME TO TIME.
HIS PAINTING ARE SPREAD AROUND THE WORLD.
BUT YOU CAN STAND ON THESE GROUNDS
AND IF YOU KNOW HIS WORK
YOU WILL KNOW WHERE HE STOOD AS HE PAINTED.
THE BRIDGE THE POND THE WATER LILIES
ON THE GROUNDS ACRES OF IRIS.
STILL IN THE FIELDS THE HAY STACKS.
HE WAS HATED BY MANY HERE HE FOUGHT WITH THE FARMERS ABOUT WATER.
HE WAS A RACEST.
HE WAS ALSO THE GREATIST IMPRESSIONIST PAINTER OF ALL TIMES.
SLEEP TIGHT CLAUDE SLEEP TIGHT.

YES , YES SHE DID
TRUE LOVE NEVER COMES EASY

LOLOLOL