Fanfiction by Hans Von Hozel

Fanfiction by Hans Von Hozel

Twilight

The vampires turned into much bats.

"Oh no" Edward say, "I am a bat now"

The bats made a fly in the sky.

"It good thing it night time" say Edward, "Becuase Vampires can no do the sunlight."

Suddenly, Sunlight!

The sun shined in the sky.

Suddenly all the bats turn to dust.

"Oh no!" Isabella say, "My vampire is much dust!"

Isabella look at the dust. She put her hand on the dust.

Suddenly, she turn into dust, because you can no touch the Dust!

Suddenly, Wind!

The winds blew the dusts away.



Halo

One day, Master Cheif was polish on his armor.

"I shall polish ARMO!" shout Master Cheif, but suddenly, ran out of polish!

Arbiter had made a stealing from his polish.

Master Cheif was very annoy with this, and storm to Arbiters house.

"ARBITER WHY THE NOT POLISH FOR MY AMROR!?" scream Master Cheif, and Master Cheif run upstairs and see Arbiter make a use of his polish on his hair.

Master Cheif shot a lazer beam at Arbiter, and took back Polish.

"My armor must shine of the SUN!" say Master Cheif, but he try to use polish, but no Polish for Master Cheif!!!
"OF THE NOT POLISH!!!!" scream Master Cheif, and he rampage around the city.

300

"Ah!" say Thermopaly, "Is Sparta!"

Thermopaly looked at his Spartas, for his possession.

Suddenly, Romans invaded at Sparta!!!

"WHAT!" said Thermopaly.

"I am taking Sparta!" said Caeser, holding up some Roman Flags.

And with that, Rome to attack Sparta!

"Oh no!" say Thermopaly, "Romes are too strong for me!"

And Sparta turned to Italy.

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Bambi

"Bambi!" say Thumper, "Let's to go forest!"

"YAY!" say Bambi, and they run off into the frost together.

"Oh no!" say the people, "There are overpopulation of the deer! We must stop!"

So the people set fire to the forest.

"Oh no!" say Bambi, "Much fire! Thumper! Thumper?"

But Thumper had already run out the forest, and abandon Bambi!

"Oh no!" say Bambi, "I am abandon!"

And so the fire to spread and burn all the forest and deers went extinct animal.

This shit is way too fuckin' funny.

Titanic

The Titanic was swimming on the sea.

Suddenly, an iceberg apeared!

"Oh no!" said Titanic, and it tried to run away from the iceberg, but the iceberg started to follow Titanic!

Then the iceberg jumped on top of the Titanic and started to boat rape!

"YOU GET OFF ME NOW!" said Titanic, but Titanic was much to weak to fend of the attacking iceberg! The iceberg laughed as it contained it's pleasures.

"I shall make you take!" yelled the Iceberg.

The Titanic tried to off it shake, but suddenly, the iceberg inserted its ice into the ship, and a hole was in the Titanic.

"Oh no." said Titanic, as it sinkt under the water.

Then the iceberg touched the water and melted.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH BOAT RAPE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

House

One day, House was walk into his House.

"It is good to have House House!" say House, as he walk into House House.

Suddenly, the door on House House opened and Time Paradox flew out!

"YOU CANNOT HAVE HOUSE INSIDE HOUSE!!!!!" scream Time Paradox, as a paradox many times.

"But is House House!" say House.

"IT IS NO MORE FOR HOUSE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!" say Time Paradox, as the House disconnects from the floor and flys into Time Paradox.

And no more House House.
"But my House House!!!" say House, as a not House House.

But Time Paradox would not return House House.

"I cannot return House House without a make Paradox!" say Time Paradox.

House was annoy at this, and jumped into the Time Paradox, to get back House House.

"HOUSE HOUSE!" shout House, but there were no House House inside Time Paradox.

"I have turned House House to bricks..." say Time Paradox, and Time Paradox closed and House was stuck inside Time Paradox forever.

HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!