How do i work out my chart, please? ta

How do I know what sun,moon, bread roll etc I have in my chart? I am none the wiser, haven't a clue, about as much clue as I have for quantum mechanics and how much elastic it takes to make a size 12 pair of knickers.

So, wise people of DXP-Land..... how, when, who do I have to kidnap to show me/tell me/do my chart?

And, can someone please explain a little about the benefits of knowing this?

Thanks :o)

you can get a free natal chart done on www.astro.com

I dont have a clue but it does my head in just thinking about it............i wanna know how to do one sooo badly. I heard its better to get an astrologer to do it for u by hand than doing it on a computer