The Astrology File?

interesting book,..


Pisces is one of the most likely to
be convicted dealing drugs and least
likely to be convicted



Theft
Most likely - Aries
Least likely - Libra

Embezzlement
Most likely - Taurus
Least likely - Sagittarius

Receiving stolen goods
Most likely - Aries
Least likely - Sagittarian

Fraud
Most likely - Aries followed closely by Gemini
Least likely - Sagittarian

Forgery: documents
Most likely - Aries
Least likely - Scorpio followed by Sagittarius

Hit and run
Most likely - Aries
Least likely - Sagittarian

Car theft ( for joy riding )
Most likely - Aries & Taurus equally
Least likely - Scorpio followed by Sagittarius

Driving without licence
Most likely - Aquarius followed by Aries
Least likely - Sagittarius followed by Scorpio

Drug dealing
Most likely - Aries followed by Pisces
Least likely - Sagittarius followed by Scorpio

Drug use
Most likely - Cancer followed closely by Aquarius then Gemini
Least likely - Sagittarius followed by Scorpio then Pisces

On The Back of the Book:The Aries woman is far more likely to marry a Sagittarian man, seldom a Cancer man

Scorpio men and Gemini women are most likely to get divorced

Aries men die more often of heart attacks than any other sign

Taureans have the most car accidents

On the back of the book:
Who buys astrological literature?
Who marries whom?
Who is single?
Who studies what subject?
Who does what job?
Who dies of what?
Who chooses to commit suicide?
Who commits which crime?
Who drives how?
Who plays football?

Taureans have the most car accidents, that explains my history! 😢

Who is single? ---------aqua?
Who studies what subject? ---already posted a hundred times

Who chooses to commit suicide? ---I know of 3 cancers that did

I have never driven without a licence. .but without insurance.. a few times i must admit hehe 🙂

Taureans have the most car accidents

I would think that holds true for more gems than taureans

Oh totally my gem friends are brutal drivers!!! My car's been totalled twice in last year but both accidents were 100% other drivers fault. hehe, must've been gems! 😉

yes mes amis, sad but true. scorpios are that boring. but we can be corrupted 😉

lol,that explains my taurus sisters car accident history too...

Yeah,i've driven a car when I was 13 0r 14 so not true on the scorp part,also put it in a ditch though at least im not the one who got the same car demolished by a train acouple weeks later that was my aqua brother-n-law lol.It was nice,shiny and brand new while it lasted the couple months.

ok, scorpios are that boring except for tia! 😉