Posted by Harlequin
Will all those wishing to fly by Aquarian Airlines please make their way to departure gate 7.
We can promise you an exciting and unpredictable flight featuring a wide variety of thrills and spills. Our estimated time of arrival is 'when we get there'. Unfortunately we cannot be any more specific, nor can we give any indication regarding unscheduled stops that we might decide to make on the way. We might not even end up where you wanted to go, to be honest we kind of wing it. However we can guarantee that it will be a head spinning ride filled with so many surprises and fun that you will never forget it.
Should the pilots stop their regular communications they haven't left the plane unattended, its just that they are Aquarians who sometimes need their quiet alone time.
The flight is now boarding, and no we haven't a clue what will be transporting you today. It all depends on what the pilots have chosen, so it could be a flying saucer, a second world war avro lancaster, or an inter dimensional catapult. Then again it might be something else you are looking to board. If you have any trouble just shout 'human in need of help' and board whatever vehicle the person coming to your assistance emerges from.
Thankyou for choosing to fly Aquarian Airlines, you're in for the time of your life.
haha! Love this. So true. Never can tell what adventure you will be on with an Aqua but it's always best to hold on to the seat of your chair. The unpredictability is a good thing for a Virgo like myself.
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