Funny Aquarius

Aquarius:

The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia's image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do. Aquarians use the phrase "Dude, man..." frequently when describing philosophical concepts. Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy because they've been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and don't think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.

aqua= wild child? lool.

i dont think i will ever understand an aqua...im stuck with cancers and agreeable libras.

my scorpio side wants too lol. i guess i can stand by and watch yall flutter about.

i get it...social butterflies...friendly. detached nature. just wish i had those qualities.

I'm going to try and play volleyball with myself later......

Naked.

yeah they are. i like to watch them fly and land on diffrent flowers. just like an aquarian. always going to one friend and then to the next. i feel so left out sometimes. oh well. XP

lol. you guys are diverse. the one ive been mentioning. she can be mean and whatnot but man if she isnt loyal or caring for her friends. this whole time shes been trying to help out her close friends who are sick and one is dying of liver problems. i felt seflish when she told me about them and i wanted her attention. she said i wasnt a bad friend but i need to let her come to me. i wont doubt her integrity again.

Posted by FeistyAquarian

Posted by Aquaguy7
I'm going to try and play volleyball with myself later......

Naked.

Me too...wait, what??

ha 🙂

Butterlies are nice...

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Haha 🙂

Yes, let's play together!

p.s yes, yes they are...

Posted by HappyCappy
lol. you guys are diverse. the one ive been mentioning. she can be mean and whatnot but man if she isnt loyal or caring for her friends. this whole time shes been trying to help out her close friends who are sick and one is dying of liver problems. i felt seflish when she told me about them and i wanted her attention. she said i wasnt a bad friend but i need to let her come to me. i wont doubt her integrity again.

thts crazy...my first luv was an aquarius. fcked me up for life lolz

Posted by Dynamite Parfait
Aquarians are by FAR the best comedy writers of the Zodiac.

Most of my favourite cartoon sitcoms are written by Aquas.

I luv me some Aquahumour.

🙂

favorite aqua comedians: patton oswalt/chris rock/henry rollins...but especially patton oswalt--he go talent
my nigga be gettin saucedd just going on stage and letting sht flow..luv his work

Posted by FeistyAquarian
*for the

Isn't it funny how those little ones tend to slip away like that? I think it was just your brain going for maximum efficiency!