Bulletin: Pisces has taken over the world

...and you rams are now our love slaves. Like all the other signs. So, head 'em up and move 'em out on over to the Pisces board. We'll only torture you every night. It'll be fun!

In your dreams. The day you find a solution for world hunger, cure for three STDs, exit strategy for Iraq, and you turn Britney Spears into a Nun. Then I will be your slave.

What is with you people? No one is ever going to bow down to a Pisces. That's like a Perch swallowing a fisherman whole.

i dated a pisces...he had a little penis

Scorps...go protest on your own board. Even though it will do you no good at all...😛

Ya you're right. We got tired of you showing your penis on the board and asking "Will this at least reach it?".

Does being a love slave mean getting chained down to the bed while you do all of the work? If so then sign me up!

"Does being a love slave mean getting chained down to the bed while you do all of the work? If so then sign me up!"

You'll be chained to alllllll kinds of things... 😉

First you have to sign a legally binding waiver acknowledging that whatever happens to me happens solely at my discretion.

One Pisces has already hit the WTC. What you guys gonna do next? Lemme know if there will be some attack on this part of the world. I prefer to seduce some hot chicks and escape to some lonely tropical island where you cannot reach.