HOW TO CAPTURE AN ARIES MAN

How to Capture an Aries Man

Many women want to know how to capture an Aries man without drawing attention or without the use non-lethal rat traps. Well, this is quite an impossible task, indeed.

I mean you need flypaper or something to trap the ram with before he rams you right in the butt. Unless, that is you're looking to get rammed in the butt, which is the whole point of attracting an Aries man.

So, let's break apart just how to capture an Aries man so that he doesn't even know that you're trying to get his attention. First, let's forget animal magnetism for a second.

And, now let's consider real magnetism. That is when you want to know how to attract an Aries man who is all full of hair and hoofs, horns and stuff, you'll need a strong super-subatomic magnet to haul his ass over to your side of the room.

This is especially true at a crowded bar where he may not notice you otherwise. The first thing you'll want to do to attract that special Aries man once you've marked him and are ready to bag and tag him, is to pull out that super special magnet from your purse that only researchers at Florida State University had access to until you stole it during one of the sequels to Ocean's 11.

All you have to do is pull that 15 ton world's biggest magnet out and aim it directly at that Aries man. He won't be able to resist as he slides across the floor, scratching and clawing all the way, until he ends up in your arms.Angry Ram lol

Now that you know how to capture an Aries man, the rest is up to you. Good luck, though in having him call you later as there's no magnet big enough that will make him do that.

This is Sooo Freakin funny lol just had to share it!

For some reason I find Gemenis have really strong pull with me, especially when they give me some attention then act all coy later on, it is a constant back and forth that keeps me thinking for at time.

LOL
Heroic Guy

that means that gemini freaking like your as dude. wtf you got to be another aries.

ha

Giminiinthefox

its all so true same applies to girls.
i had basically knock my ex with a mallet figuiretly speaking offcoures when we both met for the first time.
they wont move at all just like ram just stay put no moves what so ever.

it wasnt that hard for me since i am a guy i am used to going after what i want. but i would have never happend if didnt make the first move.

luckly i am a gimini and i always get what i want lol