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FASTING!

Im bored, I have a huge 10% to 90% Comment to Thread posting Ratio , At the pisces forum.
I need somthing to pass to the time so im going to write a story.



Topic......hhhmmmm.........Topics....
Lets see.......death, sex, volience, music......angst.....
uuuggghh,
this is hard...
How about"The Elegant Garden Hose and Whiskey the Feline Save a Disgruntled Mutant from The Grips of The Evil Farmer"
(Pointles stories from outer space.)


"Twas a Bright november day in the south of Whales"...
(Rubberey Reverb drenched Voice) "Oh lovely day", isnt it Whiskey? (Reow), "Its quite like A Blissful Sunday".
(Elegant) " Why , You seem, A little down...Whiskey' How about i squease out some water so you can have a sip"?
(Whiskey) "Why , no im quite fine really".
Just as quick as they spoke a crash cam from the barn. (elegant) "Why i say", What in god green U-rth'!
A White Creature with large black eyes walked up to them and in a thick irish accent said, "Mornin, uhhh,........ya' see i crashed me,spaceship over in that there barn you see,....(Elegant) Yes we see that. (Whiskey) Yes, yes we do.
"Well fine boys, i wonder could you let me use the tele to call me mum"? (Whiskey) No. (elegant interrupts) "OH NO, you see that to mutch to ask"! The farmer would have me turned into Re-tread for his pickup......Sureley you understand"!
(Mutant)"Oh dear".
Farmer had overheard elegant and whiskey, talking to the mutant and shot whiskey and the mutant and melted down elegant,
and used him for retread.
He had a hrat attack that night, For he was masturbating with ropes around his neck, for he was a sadist..
The space ship was currently dug up, and was passed off as a Giant Frisbee.
Or was it a weather balloon.................

Dun DUN dun DUnnnnnnnnnnNnNnnnnnnN!!!!!!

Fin.