BloodofAries
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the True King Of Aries
^^^^Ah, yes, my "Salad Days," if you will.....
Ghetto*
this brother had the groove, he had the style , he had the bitches, he had everything. aint nobody act a fool up around this mutha fucka, even chuck norris was all scared and shit hidding in his pussy ass mansion. when this mother fucker walked the line...he walked hard..just like duey cox!
he was all sugarlicious n shit, hell this mother fucker could handle anything, fat bitches, skinny bitches, ugly bitches, grenade ass bitches, hot bitches, really hot bitches, no so hot bitches..he was a pimp.and you know it's hard out there for a pimp especially when a mutha fucka tryna get the money for th rent and shit, he gotta get all up in there with his baby powder and smack them tricks u na wa a meeeaaann?
anyways this nigga was all hood and shit too, nigga could steal your rims and leave your truck on cinder blocks in 30seconds flat.
and when he was sitting at the dinner table, then you best learn how to pass that ccorn bread real fast like cause this mother fucker was packin the heat 24/7.
this brother had the groove, he had the style , he had the bitches, he had everything. aint nobody act a fool up around this mutha fucka, even chuck norris was all scared and shit hidding in his pussy ass mansion. when this mother fucker walked the line...he walked hard..just like duey cox!
he was all sugarlicious n shit, hell this mother fucker could handle anything, fat bitches, skinny bitches, ugly bitches, grenade ass bitches, hot bitches, really hot bitches, no so hot bitches..he was a pimp.and you know it's hard out there for a pimp especially when a mutha fucka tryna get the money for th rent and shit, he gotta get all up in there with his baby powder and smack them tricks u na wa a meeeaaann?
anyways this nigga was all hood and shit too, nigga could steal your rims and leave your truck on cinder blocks in 30seconds flat.
and when he was sitting at the dinner table, then you best learn how to pass that ccorn bread real fast like cause this mother fucker was packin the heat 24/7.
the white people version.
anyways my good people, it is thought that this splendid gentle man actually founded the NRA right after the KKK was declared a terrorist organization.
indeed he was a marvelous man, he had such good table manners too, i heard he was a tad bit handy with a wrench as well. I heard it was like second nature to him. A stately man indeed, if not a little unorthodox.
shall i also commend him on his expertise at handling women, ahh, that fellow sure did have a way with women.
indeed.
good day sir.
don't worry i'm already seeing a shrink in case you're wondering tooddles
anyways my good people, it is thought that this splendid gentle man actually founded the NRA right after the KKK was declared a terrorist organization.
indeed he was a marvelous man, he had such good table manners too, i heard he was a tad bit handy with a wrench as well. I heard it was like second nature to him. A stately man indeed, if not a little unorthodox.
shall i also commend him on his expertise at handling women, ahh, that fellow sure did have a way with women.
indeed.
good day sir.
don't worry i'm already seeing a shrink in case you're wondering tooddles
Nah, you got it all wrong. I founded the "EPA," not the NRA.
btw, never had anything to do with KKK....
hahahahahah^
how cute, another thread in my name. Are you really naive enough to believe that i would read at least a sentence? youre not important, you're a nobody, therefore i would never read your opinions about me, frankly i dont give two fukcs what others think about me (unless they are important), and especially you (unimportant - if u got confused here), so yeah you spent your time on me writing all that crap but i didnt waste a second to read it, and i will most likely ignore you just to show how stupid and desperate for attention you are, and also how much maturer i am regardless of my age
lol...white people version ftw.
Posted by bluemoon9043834
For the record, Hitler was a Taurus.
makes sense, he was a nice ass dude irl. and no i aint shittin you
LMAO! This is epic, I really need to be around here more 😄
The True King of Aries sounds like this guy:
The True King of Aries sounds like this guy:
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