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Evil Horoscopes
7) Evil Libras:
Since Libra is the sign of justice and fairness, the supervillain born under this sign doesn't blithely break the law. Instead, they install puppet governments or operate in the shadows of legitimate legal structures to further their evil plans. Evil Libras are sensitive to public perception, and may buy large media organizations to liven up their image.
8) Evil Scorpions:
Since most people born under the sign of Scorpio are naturally evil, it is difficult for the truly super-evil to stand head and shoulders above the rest. Paranoid and possessed of a keen imagination, the Scorpio supervillain is often too sidetracked by imagined assaults to protect him/herself against the true threat. Of all the signs, Evil Scorpios plot the best elaborate revenge.
9) Evil Sagittarians:
Freewheeling Sagittarius supervillains have a tendency to begin more evil plots than they care to finish. To become truly successful, this sign needs to learn to focus their nefariousness in one clear direction, or they will always be hiring new henchmen to clean up the bodies of the old ones. Evil Sagittarians have a flair for devising new and inventive ways to torture foes.
10) Evil Capricorns:
Humorless and driven, the sign of Capricorn creates the supervillains with the most staying power. Deeply resentful of their inability to love or be loved by others, Evil Capricorns apply themselves to an overall strategy of world-domination. Their tireless determination and perseverance quite often earns them the coveted power that will eventually drive them insane.
11) Evil Aquarians:
The famed Aquarian affinity for friendship and community makes this a weak sign for supervillains. Most Evil Aquarians are unintentionally so, but manage to wreak considerable havoc and destruction with their half-assed attempts at union and harmony. Their inability to experience and consequently understand human emotion can make interaction with the Evil Aquarian especially perilous.
12) Evil Pisces:
The Pisces supervillain is the most attuned to the subtleties of human interaction, and therefore, capable of the most sadistic forms of evil. Most Evil Pisces are created when the natural Pisces desire to understand and help mankind is overwhelmed by their frustration and disgust toward those they are trying to aid. This usually leads to the typical Pisces desire to eradicate the human race.
Since Libra is the sign of justice and fairness, the supervillain born under this sign doesn't blithely break the law. Instead, they install puppet governments or operate in the shadows of legitimate legal structures to further their evil plans. Evil Libras are sensitive to public perception, and may buy large media organizations to liven up their image.
8) Evil Scorpions:
Since most people born under the sign of Scorpio are naturally evil, it is difficult for the truly super-evil to stand head and shoulders above the rest. Paranoid and possessed of a keen imagination, the Scorpio supervillain is often too sidetracked by imagined assaults to protect him/herself against the true threat. Of all the signs, Evil Scorpios plot the best elaborate revenge.
9) Evil Sagittarians:
Freewheeling Sagittarius supervillains have a tendency to begin more evil plots than they care to finish. To become truly successful, this sign needs to learn to focus their nefariousness in one clear direction, or they will always be hiring new henchmen to clean up the bodies of the old ones. Evil Sagittarians have a flair for devising new and inventive ways to torture foes.
10) Evil Capricorns:
Humorless and driven, the sign of Capricorn creates the supervillains with the most staying power. Deeply resentful of their inability to love or be loved by others, Evil Capricorns apply themselves to an overall strategy of world-domination. Their tireless determination and perseverance quite often earns them the coveted power that will eventually drive them insane.
11) Evil Aquarians:
The famed Aquarian affinity for friendship and community makes this a weak sign for supervillains. Most Evil Aquarians are unintentionally so, but manage to wreak considerable havoc and destruction with their half-assed attempts at union and harmony. Their inability to experience and consequently understand human emotion can make interaction with the Evil Aquarian especially perilous.
12) Evil Pisces:
The Pisces supervillain is the most attuned to the subtleties of human interaction, and therefore, capable of the most sadistic forms of evil. Most Evil Pisces are created when the natural Pisces desire to understand and help mankind is overwhelmed by their frustration and disgust toward those they are trying to aid. This usually leads to the typical Pisces desire to eradicate the human race.
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Aaaww I really literally laughed out loud reading those!!! Great stuff!
I liked the Leo and Virgo best but they were all good, funny cos its true...
I liked the Leo and Virgo best but they were all good, funny cos its true...
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Virgos are obsessed with neatness, which makes them the least likely sign to leave bodies behind.
hahaha I love this line.. 😄
^^^ same! That's pretty much where I thought - shit just got real... Real funny!
Posted by tizianiPosted by itsnoteasybeingavirgo
7) Evil Libras:
Since Libra is the sign of justice and fairness, the supervillain born under this sign doesn't blithely break the law. Instead, they install puppet governments or operate in the shadows of legitimate legal structures to further their evil plans. Evil Libras are sensitive to public perception, and may buy large media organizations to liven up their image.
Like when Lex Luthor bought the Daily Planet to serve the agenda of LuthorCorp 🙂click to expand
Soooo true, first thing I thought of...
My libra boss operates like this- such a puppet master lol gotta love it, they are such media savvy manipulators
Examples of famous Evils are interesting too..
Famous Evil Aries:
Lady Gaga 3/28
Adolph Hitler 4/20
Famous Evil Taureans:
Vladimir Lenin 4/22
Saddam Hussein 4/28
Baron Von Richthofen 5/2
Niccolo Machiavelli 5/3
Ayatollah Khomeini 5/17
Famous Evil Geminis:
Marquis de Sade 6/2
Donald Trump 6/14
Famous Evil Cancers:
King Henry VIII 6/28
John Dillinger 6/28
George W. Bush 7/6
George "Machine Gun" Kelly 7/18
Lizzie Borden 7/19
Famous Evil Leos:
Benito Mussolini 7/29
Grigori Rasputin 7/29
Mata Hari 8/7
Napoleon Bonaparte 8/15
Famous Evil Virgos:
Ivan the Terrible 8/24
John Wilkes Booth 8/26
Slobodan Milosevic 8/29
Cardinal Richelieu 9/5
Famous Evil Libras:
Lee Harvey Oswald 10/17
Jesse Helms 10/18
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche 10/15
Famous Evil Scorpios:
Marie Antoinette 11/2
Spiro Agnew 11/9
Senator Joseph McCarthy 11/14
Famous Evil Sagittarians:
Francisco Franco 12/4
Walt Disney 12/5
Joseph Stalin 12/21
Famous Evil Capricorns:
Howard Hughes 12/24
Richard Nixon 1-9
Idi Amin 1-1
Sun Myung Moon 1-6
Rush Limbaugh 1-12
Benedict Arnold 1-14
Famous Evil Aquarians:
Dick Cheney 1/30
Glenn Beck 2/10
Jerry Springer 2/13
James Hoffa 2/14
Kim Jong Il 2/16
Famous Evil Pisces:
Alan Greenspan 3/6
Osama bin Laden 3/10
Rupert Murdoch 3/11
L. Ron Hubbard 3/13
Famous Evil Aries:
Lady Gaga 3/28
Adolph Hitler 4/20
Famous Evil Taureans:
Vladimir Lenin 4/22
Saddam Hussein 4/28
Baron Von Richthofen 5/2
Niccolo Machiavelli 5/3
Ayatollah Khomeini 5/17
Famous Evil Geminis:
Marquis de Sade 6/2
Donald Trump 6/14
Famous Evil Cancers:
King Henry VIII 6/28
John Dillinger 6/28
George W. Bush 7/6
George "Machine Gun" Kelly 7/18
Lizzie Borden 7/19
Famous Evil Leos:
Benito Mussolini 7/29
Grigori Rasputin 7/29
Mata Hari 8/7
Napoleon Bonaparte 8/15
Famous Evil Virgos:
Ivan the Terrible 8/24
John Wilkes Booth 8/26
Slobodan Milosevic 8/29
Cardinal Richelieu 9/5
Famous Evil Libras:
Lee Harvey Oswald 10/17
Jesse Helms 10/18
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche 10/15
Famous Evil Scorpios:
Marie Antoinette 11/2
Spiro Agnew 11/9
Senator Joseph McCarthy 11/14
Famous Evil Sagittarians:
Francisco Franco 12/4
Walt Disney 12/5
Joseph Stalin 12/21
Famous Evil Capricorns:
Howard Hughes 12/24
Richard Nixon 1-9
Idi Amin 1-1
Sun Myung Moon 1-6
Rush Limbaugh 1-12
Benedict Arnold 1-14
Famous Evil Aquarians:
Dick Cheney 1/30
Glenn Beck 2/10
Jerry Springer 2/13
James Hoffa 2/14
Kim Jong Il 2/16
Famous Evil Pisces:
Alan Greenspan 3/6
Osama bin Laden 3/10
Rupert Murdoch 3/11
L. Ron Hubbard 3/13
evil pisces:
Josef mengele
charles Ponzi
Albert Speer
Josef mengele
charles Ponzi
Albert Speer
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Evil Aries are known for their headstrong determination and lack of self-control. They are natural leaders, and their charisma can draw the weak-minded in droves. Aries supervillains seek out conflict, and their overwhelming sense of invincibility is both their strongest point and the cause of their ultimate downfall.
2) Evil Taureans:
Material greed and selfishness is the hallmark of the Evil Taurus. Their obsession with luxury and opulence makes their evil lairs ultra-comfy. A tendency toward extreme jealousy makes this sign the most likely to enslave the ones they love.
3) Evil Geminis:
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4) Evil Cancers:
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5) Evil Leos:
Evil Leos are by far the most charming of the supervillain sun signs. They are affectionate and demonstrative to their friends and loved ones up until the moment they have them eliminated. Leos appreciate the grand gesture, and have a flair for bright, colorful propaganda. Flamboyant invasions and military coups are the forte of this sign, which thrives in the spotlight of infamy.
6) Evil Virgos:
Disturbingly obsessed with trivial details, Evil Virgos apply themselves vigorously to the creation of their evil empire. Extremely picky and concerned with harmony and balance, this sign is the most likely to destroy entire cities/governments/populations that create discord in their world. Virgos are obsessed with neatness, which makes them the least likely sign to leave bodies behind.