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Female Horoscope Guide for Men
Libra
Manipulative
The Libras are interesting, and many men would like to have them. Bad thing about them is their crazy desire to be involved with everything. Always first to talk about someone else, push their nose where it doesn't belong. Follows everything with a magnifying glass...
Scorpio
Emotional Childish Bitch
Here is something you won't read in a horoscope. The scorpio ladies are emotionally unfit, not cared for, they love to plot revenge, spoiled children who never consider the feelings of others.
She looks like a small child when it gets to play with their favorite toy.
Sagittarius
Naive creature who gets on your nerves.
It is rather sad to see the sagittarius female floating around in life. Their view of life is stubbornly unrealistic and naive. You ask yourself, just what in the hell is she doing? She surely isn't smart or clever enough, nor is she disciplined. Sagittarius are great candidates to waste your life away.
Capricorn
Dominant Sadist
Yes, the females in this sign are suppose to be ambitious, never giving up, dominant, powerful, yarra yarra yarra.
Here is the deal. Capricorn are damned cowards who will run away at the slightest risk. Leaving you alone to deal with a challenge is their specialty. This is their trademark since birth.
Aquarius
Selfish Selfish Selfish
Your words, good or bad will never get to her. She doesn't care about you nor is she interested in your opinion of her. The only reason why she is with you is that she thinks you are strange and that's good enough to rank fairly high in her eyes.
Pisces
She is a trash can
Sure there is a complex way of explaning this, however the simplest one would be — a recycle bin.
For those who don't understand what I mean by this, you may freely contact me with the subject line "Pisces" so my email spam filter can finish the job successfully.
Manipulative
The Libras are interesting, and many men would like to have them. Bad thing about them is their crazy desire to be involved with everything. Always first to talk about someone else, push their nose where it doesn't belong. Follows everything with a magnifying glass...
Scorpio
Emotional Childish Bitch
Here is something you won't read in a horoscope. The scorpio ladies are emotionally unfit, not cared for, they love to plot revenge, spoiled children who never consider the feelings of others.
She looks like a small child when it gets to play with their favorite toy.
Sagittarius
Naive creature who gets on your nerves.
It is rather sad to see the sagittarius female floating around in life. Their view of life is stubbornly unrealistic and naive. You ask yourself, just what in the hell is she doing? She surely isn't smart or clever enough, nor is she disciplined. Sagittarius are great candidates to waste your life away.
Capricorn
Dominant Sadist
Yes, the females in this sign are suppose to be ambitious, never giving up, dominant, powerful, yarra yarra yarra.
Here is the deal. Capricorn are damned cowards who will run away at the slightest risk. Leaving you alone to deal with a challenge is their specialty. This is their trademark since birth.
Aquarius
Selfish Selfish Selfish
Your words, good or bad will never get to her. She doesn't care about you nor is she interested in your opinion of her. The only reason why she is with you is that she thinks you are strange and that's good enough to rank fairly high in her eyes.
Pisces
She is a trash can
Sure there is a complex way of explaning this, however the simplest one would be — a recycle bin.
For those who don't understand what I mean by this, you may freely contact me with the subject line "Pisces" so my email spam filter can finish the job successfully.
Aww 😢 You're no trash can!
Kind of like a fart in a space suit. 😛
lol whatever
Hmm, this is definitely something you want to read when you break up with one.
Posted by enfant_terrible
Pisces
She is a trash can
Sure there is a complex way of explaning this, however the simplest one would be — a recycle bin.
For those who don't understand what I mean by this, you may freely contact me with the subject line "Pisces" so my email spam filter can finish the job successfully.
LOL, ahhh so much love 😄
Love it.......some of this shit is true
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It's hard to look at female Aries as 'females'. With their behavior they are more like 'male partners' trapped in female bodies. Go ahead and have sex with them without questioning your heterosexuality.
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Cancer
Crazy bitch
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Stuck up and stupid
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Virgo
Traitor
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Indeed, you will always be busy with a complicated bitch obsessed with her shortcomings.