Okay, this gone turn into a poop, puke, body function/fluids thread, lol.
I ate something that wanted to run through me. I told my husband to get me to the nearest bathroom stat. I'm barely holding on. In my mind hea was driving slow as hell.
So, last speed bump in the shopping center, getting near the door and this man waves a pedestrian across. I was like, "noooooo." As she crossed the street (slow motion in my mind), I butter my pants. I was so mad, I could scratch his face off.