How each sign makes you stay?

Okay this little list no way reflects my views on every sign since I hold different. This is in no way meant to be offensive or intended to do so.

Aries- They'll threaten you into staying. Physically threaten and jump you and proceed to rip apart from limb if you try to leave em.

Taurus- They'll poke holes in the condom whether male or female. It's actively said that Taurus will do that to make you stay lol. So just keep em away from the stash and you want be worrying about having to falcon punch teen pregnancy away.

Gemini- They'll talk your ear off. They'll talk and negotiate about staying power. No harm done, just be prepared for a very long ass speech.

Cancer- They'll cry and do everything to make you feel bad about it, whether it's loneliness or a general dick move they'll cry about it and eventually you give in.

Leo- I think they find someone better and make you jealous. Make you think twice before you bail on them and not stay with em or something like that.

Virgo- Lie to themselves, say they don't need you and they were better off without. But behind closed doors they're secretly crying their eyes out over what they said and that they'll probably never get someone back unless someone saw through and told them they were lying to themselves.

Libras- If a Libra wanted you to stay, they might just do what Gemini does but more boringly and if all else fails they could fall on blackmail since every time I think of a Libra I think of a judge or lawyer who's trying to get what they want and they blackmail ya into staying, not so bad considering if what they got is something you don't care about or they don't have the evidence.

Scorpio- Oooooo they'll stalk ya. They'll go after ya and try one of the hole in the condom tricks like Taurus but they'll back you into a corner. Can range from verbal to physical assault for staying power. Stalk ya if they realize all else failed. But they'll leave you alone if they think you're the fuck up and not them. But be aware you're going to get stung multiple times kissed and then stung again.

Sagittarius- How else? They're the adventurers. They use what they mama or daddy gave them and make you stay. If sex doesn't convince you to stay, then I don't know what will. Besides make you envious of their life style that they live.

Capricorn- (ermmmm ermmm "clears throat) *Sing songy voice* They'll take ya money when you in need. Yeah they a trifling friend indeed. Oh they a gold digger from way over

Aquarius- Uhh intelligence and personality I assume. Make you think you left them all for someone who doesn't give two shits for you knowing that they were nice and while carefree they did everything in their power to make you happy or feel loved.

Pisces- Ehh I don't think they'd bother making you stay. They just put up with you until you push the boundaries and they proceed to turn to Pisces sharks and commit underwater 187 on your ass. But if they did want to make you stay it just might be sex or something like that idk.

There's the list, these views on each sign are not my true opinion. This was done for jokes so do not take any of this too seriously. I highly doubt any sign would act completely like this in what I described in regards to mercury, moon, mars, and venus.

LOL at scorpio

Posted by Sugarfoot
I just watched a documentary about an Aries male Pisces female couple last night. It's called crazy love. Dude hired someone to throw lye in her face because she wouldn't continue dating him after she found out he was married. Blinded and balded her. smh

the virgo one actually sounds more like me.

Omg.. That's fucked up! Especially coming from a man.

Cancer Leo cusp, but yeah, my pride makes me a virgo here.

Posted by Impulsv
The need to get creative with scorpio n stalking. How about bds n handcuffing them to bed post!

lol i don't know about the others but this definitely would make me stay.

Posted by Sugarfoot
I just watched a documentary about an Aries male Pisces female couple last night. It's called crazy love. Dude hired someone to throw lye in her face because she wouldn't continue dating him after she found out he was married. Blinded and balded her. smh

the virgo one actually sounds more like me.

I remember watching this.. He was on the cusp though. Possibly a Taurus.

Posted by Curiousram
Threaten? Do i look like the type of guy to tear you apart?? hahaha

I can relate.

Posted by Sugarfoot

Posted by Noreallynow

Posted by Sugarfoot
I just watched a documentary about an Aries male Pisces female couple last night. It's called crazy love. Dude hired someone to throw lye in her face because she wouldn't continue dating him after she found out he was married. Blinded and balded her. smh

the virgo one actually sounds more like me.

Omg.. That's fucked up! Especially coming from a man.

Dude was totally obsessed. When he found out she was engaged to another man, he contemplated either killing her fianc? or paying someone to beat her up. He thought if she was beaten, she'd be so afraid of another one that she'd come back to him. smh.

He ended up in prison. He was still writing her letters from prison begging her to come back.

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i saw that documentary on NETFLIX.

some men have NO CONTROL of themselves. They allow a woman to drive them insane.

I feel it's because he thought he could get anything he wanted, which is normally did, and when he didn't....it's revenge time. 😢

men like that change, and even from prison, he's still obsessed about having her. Ugh.

I do give long speeches... well i havent yet but i do practice the if a guy will ever leave and i truly love em