I have a theory about mutable signs-they're fixers

Bear with me..🙂

Geminis fix family
Virgos fix society
Sags fix the spirit world
Pisces fix humor

How do you fix family? With a sharp mind...(not sure about that one but i think Im onto something )

Fix society? With work and services

Fix the spirit world? Through travel, broadens the mind

Fix humor? Through cosmic consciousness...


The fixed signs (funny play on words) are perfect at what they do, they dont need fixing :

Taurus are perfect family members, calm, normal.
Leos are perfect society members, good speakers, enthusiastic, relaxed.
Scorpios are perfect spiritual beings...lets leave it at that...
Aquarius are perfect at humor...they live normal lives but detached, and take everything with a grain of salt...

And we have the screw ups...
Cancers are the drunk or the emotional mess
Libra are corny
Capricorn are lugubre
Aries take humor too far (psychos)

You got sagg and pisces mixed up, but i like your list. 😄

Sorry, but no...name one funny sag....🙂

L?gubre-- dismal/depressed?

I like the theories.

Flawed list from flawed logic.

Posted by augustmoon
L?gubre-- dismal/depressed?

I like the theories.

Adams family is very capricornian

Posted by virgorillaa
fix society? i cant fix my sleeping patterns for gods sake

Maybe Its because Youre 20. EVERY virgo i know is a worker, fixer, in society.

Posted by LunarMaiden
Flawed list from flawed logic.

That is spiteful

Posted by beautifuldiaster
Yes!

I as a sag fix the spirit that seeds youth! Aka, I'm a grown ass man child.

Yeah they bring lightness to the spiritual world...they use humor too

I just want to note, i have the 4 cardinal signs (screw ups)

I find that the Mayan Calendar is way more descriptive when it comes to describing what each person is here for.

https://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/calendar/<BR>
Try it out. 🙂

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Posted by grayid2

Posted by virgorillaa
fix society? i cant fix my sleeping patterns for gods sake

Maybe Its because Youre 20. EVERY virgo i know is a worker, fixer, in society.

You keep holding that 'youre 20' against me lol

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lol well...we'll see 🙂

Posted by clooneyyears
i think my gem grandma made things worse instead of fixing them. this was a woman that did nothing mind you. nothing and she still made things worse by bringing drama lol!

what other stuff does grandma have ? some cancer by any chance?

Posted by starlover

Posted by grayid2
Sorry, but no...name one funny sag....🙂

Woody Allen...is he funny?
Billy Connolly
My friend Noel..has a pun for everything
Another firiend,Bernie..dresses up as a nun and dances in pubs

All Saggis

😛

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That's true...Woody Allen....not very funny though...🙂 Connolly ya ok. Louis ck Mars in Sag...

But John Cleese, Mars in Aqua 🙂 Eddie Izzard full on Aqua, other Monty's...all sorts of signs...hmmm

But the whole thing kind of fits inside a system, where all the pieces have their place, Sags use humor a lot but I see them as working in the spiritual world...Aquarius Pisces Aries maybe work in the cosmic world. If you see what I mean...

Yeah Sagis are amazing that way...I love Saggi moons, like the Linkin Park guys...their music and spirit are so beautiful.

Yeah Izzard's so funny...a real freak in a good way...

Aries...I think bring the "cosmic spirit" into matter...whatever that means...it rings true to me. When we do sport it's like a dance...the universe dancing...
I have Sun and Merc, 1 and 4 degrees 🙂 Trine my 5th house in sag...I know technically not a trine but I tihnk it is. My chart's kind of skewed this way.
Oh and Sun trine Jup in Cancer 29, almost Leo...🙂

Gray....

I agree with you when you say that Virgos fix (try to make things better) by work/service, however, I'd just like to add that it also extends well beyond that including family and close friends when they either ask us or where we see areas or aspects of their lives that we know will help them in the long-term and benefit their overall well being.

There are very few funny sag comedians , because being funny always require the comedian to start by ridiculing their own self. To laugh at other people is not funny in itself, it's only funny if the mocker looks like an idiot themself. Self ridicule is difficult to pull off for sag.
Same reason why there are very few funny female comedians.

And we have the screw ups...
Cancers are the drunk or the emotional mess
Libra are corny
Capricorn are lugubre
Aries take humor too far (psychos)



..as a libra I'm definitely not corny

Posted by dontgetmewrong
Gemini's fix families? LOL!!!

ikr

Posted by Huldra
Mutable women make best supportive wives. Especially if their spouse got a fixed sun or generally a strong fixed influence.

We don't "fix", we get down/up to the required level and fuse with the task.

I agree none of the signs except virgo ''fix ''like he said

Nah, I gave you truth but this is spiteful:

Posted by grayid2


And we have the screw ups...
Cancers are the drunk or the emotional mess
Libra are corny
Capricorn are lugubre
Aries take humor too far (psychos)

Or do you just have a limited imagination?

Can you please stop making comparisons? you're ruining astrology

Posted by dontgetmewrong
Gemini's fix families? LOL!!!

I said that i didnt have it all figured out yet, but theres definitely something there...lol did you choose not to read that part? Youre like a child...lol

Posted by Lovelyisis
Gray....

I agree with you when you say that Virgos fix (try to make things better) by work/service, however, I'd just like to add that it also extends well beyond that including family and close friends when they either ask us or where we see areas or aspects of their lives that we know will help them in the long-term and benefit their overall well being.

You have a cancer asc and moon..................

Posted by hydorah
There are very few funny sag comedians , because being funny always require the comedian to start by ridiculing their own self. To laugh at other people is not funny in itself, it's only funny if the mocker looks like an idiot themself. Self ridicule is difficult to pull off for sag.
Same reason why there are very few funny female comedians.

Not necessarily, the top 2 Comedians in the world are louis CK and Bill Burr and their greatest bits involve wishing plagues on people, criticising and mocking women, opening a horrible store and keeping it open cause youre rich, calling one's baby an aszhole, calling ones kids selfish, self absorbed shits and regretting every decision that led to their birth, talking about child rape, talking about murdering people....

Posted by tally

And we have the screw ups...
Cancers are the drunk or the emotional mess
Libra are corny
Capricorn are lugubre
Aries take humor too far (psychos)

..as a libra I'm definitely not corny




Well Youre totally not in a position to make that call. The last thing a Libra can be is rational and objective, let alone self-aware.

Posted by LunarMaiden
Nah, I gave you truth but this is spiteful:

Posted by grayid2


And we have the screw ups...
Cancers are the drunk or the emotional mess
Libra are corny
Capricorn are lugubre
Aries take humor too far (psychos)

Or do you just have a limited imagination?

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You gave me truth? Your response to my elaborate theory was "nah".

Talk about limited imagination...you have a limited intellect. Start by explaining, elaborating, reasoning, so far your contribution is null.

Posted by starlover

Posted by grayid2

Posted by hydorah
There are very few funny sag comedians , because being funny always require the comedian to start by ridiculing their own self. To laugh at other people is not funny in itself, it's only funny if the mocker looks like an idiot themself. Self ridicule is difficult to pull off for sag.
Same reason why there are very few funny female comedians.

Not necessarily, the top 2 Comedians in the world are louis CK and Bill Burr and their greatest bits involve wishing plagues on people, criticising and mocking women, opening a horrible store and keeping it open cause youre rich, calling one's baby an aszhole, calling ones kids selfish, self absorbed shits and regretting every decision that led to their birth, talking about child rape, talking about murdering people....

They sound like unfunny idiots

No skill
No imagination

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All you so is sting, Youre like an insect, you cant think. These are the 2 funniest Comedians in the WORLD. If You dont even know about them, you must be a moron.

Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
Can you please stop making comparisons? you're ruining astrology

"Stop thinking, Youre making my head hurt"....moron.

Posted by grayid2

Posted by tally

And we have the screw ups...
Cancers are the drunk or the emotional mess
Libra are corny
Capricorn are lugubre
Aries take humor too far (psychos)

..as a libra I'm definitely not corny

Well Youre totally not in a position to make that call. The last thing a Libra can be is rational and objective, let alone self-aware.



not all libras are the same

but I agree that a lot of them are