I know someone has probably posted this before...

...but I'm bord and it's cute.

Aries
Your ruling planet is Mars, the God of War. This sums up your personality quite well, don't you think? Always ready for a battle, you rams never back down. Well, that's because you are always right...at least in your mind.

Advice: Temper, temper, Aries. Loosing your cool when things don't go your way does nothing to boost your popularity. Try yoga.

Taurus
One word describes Taurus to a tee: stubborn. Getting you to change your mind is like closing a revolving door-impossible.

Advice: I understand that you never say "die," but sometimes you may want to admit critical injury. Pick and choose your battles.

Gemini
You are an Air sign, Gemini, and to say you are flighty would be an understatement. If life were a kitchen, you would have a hand in preparing every dinner. But, when it comes to suppertime, no meals would actually be ready.

Advice: Focus, Gemini, focus. Sigh...You're not even reading this any more, are you?

Cancer
With mood swings off the charts, Cancers make great homebodies and told-you-sos. Oh, and lunatics-after all you are ruled by the moon.

Advice: Drop the martyrdom vibe. Get out of your shell and have a good time more often.

Leo
If asked to name five words to describe herself, a Leo couldn't just stop at just five. You see, Leos are to modesty as goldfish are to blueberries. Meaning, Leos and modesty have nothing to do with each other.

Advice: Just because the lion is your symbol does not mean you can be King of the Jungle all of the time. Share the limelight.

Virgo
Mr. Clean has nothing on you, Virgo. Everything in your life must be neat, tidy and completed to perfection. After all, it's all about you.

Advice: Would it kill you to compliment a friend? I know it's tough. Just make something up.

Libra
Shopping, sleeping, looking good ... vanity thy name is Libra. And don't even think about asking a Libra to make a decision. They fence-sit like it's their job.

Advice: Not all mirrors are there to reflect. Some are actually there for show. Try to walk past one without looking, Libra.

Scorpio
I'm a bit nervous to say anything negative about you, Scorpio. You may plot horrifying revenge. So, I'll just say Scorpios are kind of scary.

Advice: Honestly, Scorpio. Your intensity is burning a whole through my soul. No, that's not a good thing.

Sagittarius
Open mouth, insert foot ... again and again and again ... Take a Sagittarius to a formal event and she'll embarrass you every time. But, take one to a kegger, and she'll be the first with the lampshade.

Advice: I know, leaping without looking is exciting, but try not to be so impulsive, Sagittarius.

Capricorn
Contrary to Capricorn belief, there is more to life than money. And, although Capricorns may find this hard to accept, too, weekends are for leaving the house, not staying home to count one's money.

Advice: Pessimism doesn't look good on anybody. Lighten up, Capricorn.

Aquarius
The mad scientists of astrology, most people see Aquarians as just plain weirdoes. And Aquarians like that.

Advice: Always the loner, try to branch out and sail in new seas.

Pisces
Just like their watery cousins (mermaids and the Loch Ness Monster) Pisces people live in a fairytale world; in a state of confusion.

Advice: It's time to wake up! Living in a dream world may be fun, but it could cause nightmares in reality.

You shut it. 😄

Sorry to say this Libras (I love yall) But that one was true! Libras need to chill out on always trying to reflect on something. It's like they go from 1 extreme to the other: Either completely serious & self-critical one minute or completely the opposite to the extreme, the next minute.

...what the... LOL
J/K
I like the funny observations/jokes on sun signs. People take less offense to them... it definitely got a good smurk out of me. Thx 4 that B-fay

What did you mean by "...what the..." on my post. Did that mean you agree? or 'whatever dude'?

Lol. Oh I just didn't get the age thing associated with them. It was wierd.
& Death?

^ Ha. I know. I catch my boyfriend looking at himself in the mirror all the time. He makes faces at himself. It's so funny.

It's funny the Aries one states to try Yoga. I've been doing Yoga for the last few months and I love it! It's such a great stress reliever and relaxer for us Aries. It's the one time when I can focus on something truly healthy and good for me.
Great advice!
Wow...Libra is so right on. My best friend cannot make a decision to save her life. It drives me crazy!

pretty much exploiting the (so IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE that most don't notice it, observation that I made)
Alpha-Omega similarities that are associated with the signs.
i.e.:
-Aries (#1)-Pisces (#12)
-Aries (HEAD)-Pisces (FEET)
-Aries (1-7yr old mentality)-Pisces (78-84yr old mentality)

I like it 🙂