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So I found this website, somewhere on these forums and I quite enjoyed reading the limited version of the Chinese Zodiac. So I decided to just pay a few bucks to get the complete report. I mean, I paid the same for an app for my cellphone, so who cares about some money for 2 or 3 reports I can get a laugh from.
When I paid, instead of 3 reports I got 11... I have no idea what to use them on so if anyone can give me some suggestions on the most interesting reports I will use some of my credits to give three people a full report. Posted on here of course for all to enjoy. 😉

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THE TIGER

HONORABLE TIGER
Noble and fearless, you are respected for your courage and dreaded for your ferocity and incessant intemperance. Like a raging torrent, you constantly overflow your banks. Where are you going in such a hurry? Can't you take a peek before you pounce? Slow down, practice moderation. Stop being so heartbreakingly attractive. It's exhausting. For us. And for you.

People find you so dashing and plucky that they often want to climb aboard and go along for the ride. You never want for companionship. But you, Tiger dear, are a swashbuckling loner. The top is the only place you want to be. You court danger. The fiercer the enemy, the more dramatic and calamitous the situation, the broader grows your Tigerish grin. But watch out! Your changeability, disdain for rules, self-sufficiency, and devil-may-care jauntiness could be your undoing.

In matters of the heart you are too demanding. But you certainly aren't boring. You get on best with devoted Dogs, who espouse your causes. Independent Horses will be able both to love you and stay off your case. Complicitous Dragons find loving you quite endlessly scrumptious. Monkeys admire you, but remember, Monkeys can be tricky. Whatever you do, don't take up with a tempestuous Tiger like yourself. You are unusually lucky, but not that lucky.

You'll breeze through your youth. But by the age of thirty-five, half a lifetime's excesses may start to catch up with you. Call yourself to order by age forty and when you reach fifty you'll be young again, ready for a productive old age. A piece of advice? Go ahead and take the job as a five-star general, but choose your lieutenants wisely. You will be needing all the loyal counsel you can ge

THE TIGER ID CARD

Lasting symbols have special powers. Enhance your self-image. Live surrounded with tangible signs of your own identity. Make these symbols known to your friends and loved ones. Use them often and they will bring you luck, security and a feeling of personal worth.

YOUR BEST

Your best color is bright red, flower is carnation, fragrance is jasmine, tree is sycamore, flavor is sweet, birthstone is ruby, and lucky number is 7.

YOUR FAVORITE

Your favorite food is fruit pie, animal is the tiger, drink is lemonade, spice is cinnamon, metal is gold, herb is thyme, and musical instrument is the trumpet.

THE TIGER IS YANG. THE TIGER'S MOTTO IS "I WIN."

On your best behavior, Tiger, you are a lovable, alluring, warm-hearted, altruistic, honorable, hard-working, pleasant, independent, engaging, dynamic and idealistic sweetie pie.

When you act up (which is often), you are a rash, hotheaded, reckless, infatuate, quarrelsome, caustic, moody, predatory, rebellious, disobedient, and irreverent rascal.

THE TIGER PERSONALITY

You are an awe-inspiring Tiger: a doer, a mover, a shaker and an accomplisher of world-class projects. Because of your unusual accessibility and ease of manner, people almost immediately love you. They are attracted by your magical aura, enthralled by your charm, enchanted and impressed by your fun-filled life style . They drink it all in. Your benevolent Tiger nature goes down like a wondrous potion, guaranteed to cheer people up, designed to make them believe in a better life, and certain to involve them up to their chins in the most sensational methods of survival known to man.

You are the "enfant terrible" of the Chinese zodiac. You are tempestuous yet calm, warm-hearted yet fearsome, courageous in the face of danger yet yielding and soft in mysterious, unexpected places.

When you don't get the full spotlight, you act up like a naughty child. You cause trouble or skulk away into the dark side of your secret self and stay away for a long, long time. You are an indefatigable self-promoter and a willful, but lovable, egomaniac.

You are unpredictable which makes you exasperating and hard to read or pin down. You are notorious for stumping your friends and enemies by blinding them with gestures of kindness and hospitality, followed by a cool denial of contact for weeks at a time. Nobody ever knows just where you are when. You have too many phone numbers and can never be reached. You are an ultra-social being, but you work best alone, prowling and stalking your prey in the dark night of this gnarly forest we call Life.

Afraid of nothing, you charge around the world at a pace more appropriate to satellite shrapnel re-entering the atmosphere. No one can stop you and no one can ever get through to you. Tigers are rarely at home. You are peripatetic to a fault. You are erratic, sending out mixed messages that can drive your family and associates mad with insecurity.

No excuses: you are often hard to locate and difficult to confine to regulations, and you like it that way. You feel that it is not your fault if you aren't at home; it's everyone else's fault for expecting you to be there. You are strong, brave and sure to get things done, but you cannot be counted on to adhere to schedules meant for mere mortals. Tigers are pathologically independent.

Furthermore, you hate to be scolded. Hence you flatly refuse to accept "friendly" observations or allow for constructive criticism concerning your gadabout life style . You fly off the handle at the slightest reproof or disapproval. Tigerish disdain for hierarchies, status, snobbery, and social strata is fierce. When in full rebellion against fusty systems and censorious rigidity, you are at your harshest. Watch your ego. When it is threatened, you may fling some very muddy language around and you will spare nobody's feelings.

You are not quite as dramatic as Dragons, but you are just as wild and twice as vengeful. You are not nearly so tricky as Monkeys, nor as stolidly obstinate as Oxen, but you are three times the strategist of either and at times almost as unreasonable as the most stubborn Ox. You are not Schwarzenegger strong, Rambo tough, or gangster dangerous. No. You are strong because you feel strong. You're close-to-the-ground muscular, yet streamlined and linear. You're always on the alert, taut, ready to spring and pounce at a split second's notice. Underneath that luxuriant striped coat, you are all sinew and power, gristle and brawn.

Still, you are a really nice person. Despite your sharpened claws and razor fangs, you are noble. You don't tolerate evil. You are anti nastiness. You are a ghost buster, natural-born exorcist, and banisher of evil spirits. The Chinese claim that having a Tiger in the house keeps it forever safe from fire, thieves and ghosts. Would it be wise, then, for us to resist your tireless insistence on having your own way?

You are not an easy-going lightweight. No matter your size, shape or persuasion, you take up acres of emotional space. Even at your gentlest, you are neither house pet nor casual acquaintance. Nobody who has more than a howdy-do acquaintance with you is ever able to slough you off with an indifferent shrug. You need attention, lots of it. You want to work, play, make love, converse and interact in all sorts of ways. You are just plain there. Nobody says, "Shut up." Or "Go and lie down on your blanket," to you and lives to tell the tale. By nature, you do not remain in the background, so people have to either love you adoringly or hate and reject you.(and they will)

You are somehow spiritually invasive. You demand unflinching devotion to your endless causes and sympathy for your countless woes. Sometimes it seems as though you were put on earth to force everyone else to make choices, pass judgments, take sides and prove or disprove their loyalties.

With you, there is no middle ground. Intensity is a word that might have been invented to describe the Tiger's state of mind. You are constantly involved in stormy litigations or tense power struggles in which you frequently lack reserve or employ good sense. You need wise allies to stay your hand as you tend to get too feisty too soon. If you have opted to be someone's friend, you want them to take your side against the bad guys, and, because you are so winning and adorable and fair of mind, they often do.

Not many people can stand having you around all the time. You need space and so do the others. Like all cats, you are territorial. Your house is your domain and can be a minefield of disputes, breaches of contract and stormy family battles. You nearly always stand your ground. Faced with your adversaries' most outrageous claims and accusations, and even the threat of disrepute or eviction, you stay put. You don't seem to care what people think of you. No long-term, Ox-like, wait-and-see solutions for you. You act on impulse to protect your territory. Your actions are directly connected to your emotions. If someone yells at you, you yell right back.

You scoff at jeopardy. Indeed, you have an unhealthy penchant for risk-taking. You get involved in zany schemes, major humanitarian tasks, or world-scale projects that nobody else in their right mind would try to accomplish in two lifetimes.

You have no fear of the results of your recklessness. You'll enter battle on a hunch, fight like a Tiger and sometimes even lose. If you do lose and the world crumbles around you, you will be crushed, but not for long. Soon you will bound from your bed, leap into the car and race off to blaze a new trail.

You are capable of enormous sacrifice in return for the special attention you require from others. If you love someone and feel that your love is amply reciprocated, you will crawl on your knees through the snows of Siberia to reach that person's bedside. You know no bounds anywhere. And that's just the trouble. You don't just DO things. You over DO them.

Partly because of your inability to see danger until it hits you squarely in the solar plexus, you have a reputation for being foolhardy. You will rise to any challenge you feel is worthy of your august attention. You simply don't perceive danger the way other signs do. You will toy with a grenade the way cats play with a half-dead mouse. You prowl around it, pretend to ignore it, walk away, come back, tease it with your paw, give it a nudge with your snout and finally stick your nose right in it, touching and prodding it insistently. But the grenade doesn't explode. No wonder the Chinese teach us that the Tiger is lucky.

Sometimes this streak of good fortune abandons you. When you court danger just a bit too offhandedly, you occasionally fall down dead (Remember Marilyn Monroe? Natalie Wood? Oscar Wilde? Isadora Duncan?)

You thrive on excess and are a potential burnout case. You are an excitement addict. You love to uncover obscure laws, delve into dark places and locate exceptional people. Once located, you pursue your cherished prey with the spontaneity of a pot of milk boiling over. And speaking of milk, you can often be found paddling around in puddles of spilt milk.

You are incorrigibly contrary. The only way you ever learn is the hard way. You have to be at death's door before you accept moderation. Defiance is your middle name.

You reinvent your life every single day. Because of your low boredom threshold, you strive to escape sameness and avoid routine. You will very likely move to a new home at least five times in your adult life. Any self-respecting Tiger will change jobs about twice that often. Your messy divorces are not necessarily countable on one hand, either. You get a kick out of change and crave upheaval. You won't own a house for two minutes before you're knocking down walls to make room for the new life style you've just dreamed up.

Your delight in change can be an asset. Your rush to pounce on novel ideas and obscure notions can be perceived as amusing. No Tiger can ever be accused of being stodgy or conservative. But as a result of your taste for haste, you sometimes have trouble concentrating.

This habit of being easily distracted creates an all consuming work pattern that I like to call the "Blitz Effect." You prefer not to take up any project that needs to be accomplished over a long stretch of time. You love to paint your fence, cook a meal, go on a hike, or write a letter. Those jobs will be cheerfully undertaken and completed with enthusiasm and immediacy. However, if a task takes too long, it might never get undertaken at all.

Does that mean you are easily bored? In a way yes because you need to feel the pulse of your projects, to sense that the goal is not too far ahead. Pressure makes you perform at your best, but as soon as the pressure eases, you flounder, lose interest, and may even forget what you were doing. You are also easily sidetracked.

As a result, your decision-making sometimes has an annoying hippity hop quality. People sometimes accuse you of procrastination. Fact is, you hold off until the "right moment" when acting on major decisions. It is actually a strategy for you to seem to hesitate, to shilly-shally about buying that house, getting married or signing the big contract. Actually, you are being cautious because you're waiting for the most propitious moment to pounce. You know that once you have made the fatal leap, it's impossible to turn back. It's when the stakes are highest that you let your adversaries stew in their own juice until you feel it's the perfect moment to strike. You are a canny strategist and seem to know instinctively when the iron is hottest.

Because you are also addicted to urgency and always rushing to get things done, you often have to work alone. Associations, group or team projects are ill advised. You have a low tolerance for inertia, endless or useless meetings, laziness, bossiness, lack of focus, or any deficiency. In your impatience, you simply wrench the helm from the unsuspecting hands of a partner and decide, willy-nilly, to go it alone.

You are a master of rash moves, hasty decisions, and ill-advised associations. So when you take hasty steps, you frequently find yourself in piranha-infested hot water. You are altruistic as well. You seem to specialize in saving sinking ships and bankrupt businesses, rescuing battered wives and mistreated children. There's a hero streak in your character. You cannot resist getting involved where someone is struggling against unjust odds. A Tiger child will want to rescue a drowning spider in the bathtub. Tiger adults never lose this habit.

Mediocrity is another of your pet peeves. You can nearly always be found hobnobbing with people from either end of the social spectrum. But you will not hang out around middle class, middle-ground, or middle-aged cocktail parties. It's part of your all or nothing attitude. You will happily invite a homeless family to lunch or, with reckless abandon, charge into a reception at the White House. You don't understand artificial boundaries between human beings. You are oblivious to titles, position, labels, and rank. You are not even curious about the inner workings of social class. You are drawn solely to people who have a lot of heart.

Unlike the Monkey, who is immune to the effects of treachery and can walk through a crowd of killers with impunity, you are ripe prey to danger and often fall victim to it. There is something mysterious or magical about you that causes unstable people to fixate on you, become obsessed with you, and find reasons to be jealous or envious of you. You are not easily duped because you are quite suspicious by nature. But when you believe in someone, you may follow him or her over a cliff.

Your life may be colored by disappointment. You long for allies. You need trustworthy cohorts and partners-in-crime when you pull off your daring capers. Once you have found them, you often place too much belief in your associates. When you trust too much, you sometimes find your best-laid plans undermined by those in whom you had the most faith.

You make money. Although the world's richest billionaires are not often Tiger-born, you are not one to slack off when it comes to putting your shoulder to the wheel. You usually earn plenty. You also invest cleverly, but are more likely to build a fortune from a brand new concept that you have devised. Quick-tempered and hotheaded, you usually choose to improvise and invent creative new ways of making money rather than taking workaday jobs that only require your presence, say, on a production line. Boredom, remember, is your archenemy.

Although you usually rank on the high side of middle income, you actually have little or no respect for money. Your financial picture is fraught with devil-may-care spending, perpetual overdrafts and a shocking irreverence for debt. You may not even know how much money you have. You would be wise to let a trusted mate do the household accounts while you take an allowance to live on. As for savings, forget it. The Chinese say that the Tiger need never worry about money: just when you fear it's all gone, more seems to arrive, as if by magic.

For most of your life, the concept of "different" means "better." But if you stay alive until middle age, the real challenge for you is to grasp the true meaning of moderation. Rather than rushing headlong into thicket after thicket and coming up with little more than burrs on your snout, you will sensibly accept the fact that calculated preparation is the key to fine-tuning your plans of attack. In this way you bring not only your intelligence, optimism and energy to each new project, but eventually you become the engineer of your own designs.

Sooner or later, despite your fear of boredom and distaste for sameness, you will swap your virtuoso juggling of time, money, and energy for a disciplined personal management program. It is only by learning to cope with routine and sinking your eager fangs into the tedium of day-to-day that you can hope to achieve a healthy, harmonious existence.

TIGER HEALTH

You probably believe that you are immortal and will always remain in excellent fettle. You are not one to rush to the doctor at every wince or stitch. Nor are you prudent. You are often run down from over excitement and your highly-strung nerves teeter on the edge much of the time.

You are always tense, never on time, constantly behind schedule and racing to keep up. You like to be in a hurry. You are often in a rage over some injustice and freely engage in loud debates. You hardly ever admit or even recognize it, but you are almost always dead tired.

You were born with a very sketchy, all up or all down health pattern. You are often imprecise and scornful of routine. So it follows that you hate performing any task for the sake of mere maintenance. Most of us admit that, to a large degree, our state of health depends on how well we maintain our bodies and heed the signs of impending illness. Even though you know better, you don't take very good care of yourself, except in spurts. You want rapid remedies and quick victories - even where health is concerned.

Blitz methods and quick results are what you know best. If you are obliged to calculate your food intake over a period of months in order to lose weight cautiously and definitively, you will find a reason not to do it. If it can't happen fast, then it just won't happen.

You are effective, rapid and efficient - but not always steady. You want to have beautiful straight teeth all your life, but if that means you have to brush them three times a day, use dental floss regularly and go to the dentist every six months, "Boring!" says the Tiger. Not surprising then that you frequently have serious dental problems after forty.

It is however possible for you to manage to work out alone or with a personal trainer in gyms, showing tenacity, perseverance and demonstrating amazing personal strength. You are a self-starting independent worker and will use various torture machines until your muscles are burning and your head swims. But you won't join a team or willingly take an aerobics class. You hate groups unless you are the head honcho. Besides, joining a group activity might mean getting to the gym at a certain hour on a certain day, and that kind of adherence to collective rules rubs your tawny fur the wrong way

Slowness frustrates you. Deliberate, painstaking cohorts thwart your plan. You always feels you must blaze the trail, and you do a lot of navigating by the seat of your pants. You may miss the target and cause yourself excruciating frustration, which leads to aggression. But never mind. You always clean up your own messes and are not afraid to admit that you have been wrong. One thing is sure about you Tiger... you learn by your mistakes.

Here comes the unhealthy part. Because of your breakneck approach, sooner or later you may have to slow down or be obliged by failing health to contain your enthusiasm. Frenzied activity is often followed by total collapse, which can cause you to become depressive and even to succumb to serious diseases. You can also fall into the trap of using drugs to keep moving. Then you may have to turn to sedatives to slow you down. You may thrive on coffee and cigarettes until, one day, you find yourself flat on your back - or worse!

To avert the danger of this frantic pattern, you should practice a sport every day. Running, wind surfing, walking, biking and swimming are excellent because you can let off steam and relax your muscles. Yoga and meditation also do wonders for the tense Tiger spirit and body. You should only eat meat twice a week and stay away from carbonated soft drinks and canned foods. Fresh fruit and whole grains encourage your sluggish intestine to perform more regularly and should be eaten either half an hour before meals, three hours after a meal or just before going to bed.

The Chinese say that Tigers are given to sick headache, tic douloureux, fever, allergy and (because of your highly charged emotions) convulsions, sometimes even epilepsy. All are nerve-related disorders and stem from over-stimulation. If you wake up tired even after a good night's sleep, you should acknowledge your limitations. If you are smart, you will cultivate the art of spending a whole day in bed once a month. Your bedside table should be equipped with all the unread books and papers you've been wanting to catch up on. You should keep a ready supply of unfinished projects around the bedroom so that your day of rest will not seem unfruitful (you hate sloth). A well-occupied, cozy day of recess will set you back on all fours, ready once more to attack another month or so of chronic overdoing.

Although you frequently prefer the city, you should often get away to the country. Nature calms you down. Country people are gentler than city folk and the tone of rural life won't twang at your exposed nerves. Also, country air and outdoor physical chores will offer an outlet for your excess energy.

Most of all, you must see your doctor often. Of course, suggesting that you do this is about as effective as telling a housefly to turn into a 747 and fly to Africa. Doctors irritate you because you think they are mostly overpaid pill pushers. You admire only those who care for the poor or the suffering hungry masses. You may even believe that people who go to doctors are nothing but hypochondriacs or sissies. Get over it! And get on with seeing doctors or other healers as often as you know you should.

You are a stubbornly excessive daredevil, you undertake too much at once, you don't want any interference, and you hate efforts at maintenance. Symptoms often go ignored. You don't want to appear weak because you feel that you haven't got time to be ill.

TIGER FUTURES

2013, 2025 The Snake Year
The Snake wishes you no ill, but cannot abide your hasty, rushing-river approach to life. It makes him dizzy. You can expect a showdown in almost all of your activities. But don't panic. Take a few trips, see some new places and learn how to coast along without taking yourself too seriously. You are a speed demon living in the year of the ponderous, philosophical Snake. Don't expect much in the way of income, but love? Oh gosh, yes. You'll have oodles of love in the Snake year. Love is what the Snake is all about.

2014, 2026 The Horse Year
Uh, oh! Not my favorite year for Tigers. Catastrophes and Tiger bashings are rife in these galloping years when the tone is self-congratulatory and slightly pedantic. There's a feeling of "We did it!" in the air and an aura of gloating. Now, your job here, Tiger, is to keep your head. In general, the Horse's influence is fine for you. But the fates are not on your side in Horse years. Don't go taking unnecessary chances, but work at your goals with diligence. The Horse wants you to succeed. Low profile time.

2015, 2027 The Goat Year
Oh, the dissension! Goats and Tigers can get along in many ways and even like each other. Deep down, though, the Goat cannot understand you any better than you understand him. You bicker and pick at each other. It's a rocky year for your psyche, Tiger. The Goat is in this life to bask in security so he can get on with his dreaming. You baffle the Goat with your disdain for security and your zeal for making changes. Frankly, this Goat year may bore you. Go on a few jaunts out of town. Move about. Write a book. Make a film. But stay out of the Goat's way, or he will certainly embroil you in a pessimistic, long-winded difference of opinion.

2016, 2028 The Monkey Year
You're going to love this year. It's action packed with change and surprises. Besides, the Monkey really admires your pep and secretly giggles in complicity behind his paw at your incessant shenanigans. He's a good ally for you, so you can go ahead this year with your crazy, outlandish plans and your endless plots and schemes. The Monkey's atmosphere is there to assist you in becoming a better leader. But don't push too hard this year. Much of what you see is superficial. This year people willingly give you a hand or even a leg up, but they won't invest in your enterprises. Go it alone. And hurry!

The Fire Tiger

1926 Queen Elizabeth II, Hugh Hefner, Edouard Leclerc, Miles Davis, Marilyn Monroe, Marc Bohan, Mel Brooks, Martin Gray, Norman Jewison, Jerry Lewis, Klaus Kinski, John Derek, Roger Corman, John Schlesinger, Sydney Chaplin, Andrzej Wajda, Allen Ginsberg, John Fowles, Andy Griffith, Colleen Dewhurst, Aldo Ray, Chuck Berry, Garret Fitzgerald

1986 Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Amanda Weir, Lindsay Lohan

You are a charismatic, highly dramatic and sensual leader. Fire gives you even more pizzazz and oomph. However, your power gets ahead of your good sense. You're recklessly spendthrift with your strengths and you overdo and overachieve everything you undertake. You simply refuse to husband your own vitality. You push and strain and force yourself through the tightest knotholes for the sake of your brave ideals, wearing yourself to a frazzle to give shape to projects in which you believe almost too fervently.

Sleepless nights are the norm rather than the exception. Erratic dietary habits and exorbitant sexual exploits are the fuel that fires your constantly revving engine. From fifty onwards (if you live that long), you would be well advised to slow down, take it easy, stabilize your private life, engage in a steady program of healthy diet and exercise or yoga. After age fifty, you should content yourself to delegate authority and run your huge empires from the wings. You should cultivate hobbies and/or take up meditation. To lead a full and healthy life in your later years, you must narrow your field of action and find ways to cool your overheated brain. Otherwise you will be taking a great risk.

You are a revolutionary too. You want change and are not afraid to initiate it, manage it and sell it to the people. You express yourself freely and openly and are unmoved by tight-lipped scolds who would see you sanctioned for your outrageous ideas. You are a tough cookie. You devise grand plans effortlessly and can carry them through better than almost any other Tiger. Most Fire Tigers either make a world-class difference, or die trying.

Imprudent as you may be, you are remarkably resilient. It's almost as though adversity charges your batteries. Not only do you want to be the first and the best, you are always ready to go back into the ring after you've been repeatedly knocked out. You have guts.

Your home life will be compromised by your constant movement. You don't usually marry young. Marriage is an inevitable part of plan B - the slowing-down period. Your sexually libertine youth represents an immature approach to sex, and the conquest element stays with you longer than most. Perhaps in youth, you are too preoccupied with world class projects to devote sufficient time to long-lasting and profound emotional exchange, or maybe you are a classic late bloomer. Whatever it is, at age sixty you could have a couple of kids still in strollers.

You esteem honesty and want to be valued as fair and just. However, if pushed, you are capable of chicanery and even ruthlessness. You do not suffer fools and will briskly leave any detractors in the dust without a backward glance. Ends, you feel, invariably justify means. You know that your schemes and ideas will improve humanity's lot, and you never question your motives or allow self-doubt to put on the brakes.

Male Tiger

Tiger men never take the easy way out or choose compromise over action. The Chinese say that Tiger men like difficulty. You thrive on cracking the hardest nuts with your bare hands and then gloating about it. Unlike the Ox male, who gets his kicks from pushing a boulder up a mountain over a thirty year period, you prefer to dive into a roiling pit of poisonous snakes and walk out victorious after thirty seconds. You bask in the applause, take pride and pleasure in surviving against all odds, and instantly go hunting for another snake pit. You enjoy the immediacy of your accomplishment. You gain self-esteem by being able to turn the tide in the shortest possible time. You're a mover and a shaker - and with that, you are controversial, always blasting ahead by leaps and bounds, armed with new ways of performing old tasks.

Yet, you know how (in fits and starts) to persevere. You crave challenge and change, assume responsibility with ease, and take on leadership with gusto. Once you get hold of an idea or project - even one of your apparently harebrained schemes - you hang on like a terrier until you win the prize. But if you suddenly feel the energy drain from the prize, you'll drop the whole thing in the wastepaper basket and invent a different plan of attack.

You don't need to be as overtly aggressive as your female counterparts. A man is expected to have a strong personality and to be decisive and effective in the big bad world. You are comfortable in your skin and relax into any role where you can lead.

Novelties and gadgetry abound in your life, and you love fitting out your grand houses with things that spout, light up, dazzle and play music. Remember Hugh Hefner and his Chicago Playboy mansion? A Tiger.

You are driven to achieve. You need the security of money, social position and the fine trappings that go with a high standard of living. You are a self-starter, and your quest for success can be both ruthless and cunning. Yet you are beloved by your employees. You are exacting and demand top performances, but you know how to share your toys.

All Tigers are blind to racial, class and social distinctions when choosing friends and acquaintances. You want to know whether the person has high personal standards and a good track record. Your main concerns are personal merit, integrity, loyalty, creativity and spunk.

You are a benevolent tyrant. You often neglect both your own and other people's feelings. You are sometimes accused of offending people by ignoring them. Open shows of emotion are disconcerting to you. You have nothing but contempt for self-pity. Your armor is sturdily constructed and shored up by self-confidence and hope. Your self-assurance is contagious and irresistible, your integrity unquestionable.

How is it that you sometimes fail? Pride, haste, insufficient planning, over-confidence, recklessness and indiscretion are some of your minor flaws. But worst of all is your lack of caution. Whatever you do, you get carried away with it, even with some fool notion that you know is crazy. You care so little for what people think of you that you may commit the worst faux pas by expressing whatever comes into your mind without thinking first.

You are quite a charmer. Because of your virile appearance, women are likely to go mad over you. You have an expressive face, long legs and a trim figure, which you take care of. You have good hair, often dark and tightly curly, usually not balding until well past the age of fifty. You have a pronounced facial structure: firm jaw line, well-shaped nose, prominent forehead and high cheekbones. Your ears may be large, but are well shaped and don't stick out. Your eyes sparkle behind a hard glare and the corners of your eyes crinkle when you talk or smile. You have a lovely clear, resonant voice and laugh uproariously. Your speech is glib and rapid. You look people in the eye and leap so quickly from subject to subject that you often interrupt others. You stride around briskly with confidence.

Love presents a whole spectrum of interesting possibilities for trouble. You hate to be owned, but you can't stand not to be married. As most wives like to think they have exclusivity on their husbands' sexual fidelity, your marriage (s) sometimes end in a huff. You are so easily infatuated - and just as quickly uninfatuated - that any tolerant wife who can wait it out while you are "fooling around" will usually maintain her inviolable spouse position. You may often "work late" and perhaps seem to be having an affair - but you don't actually have that many affairs. And even if you try, your affairs are usually of no lasting importance.

If you remain a bachelor, your path is strewn with multiple precipitate engagements and a like number of hasty retreats. If you don't find the ideal partner while you're young, you can become embroiled in one imprudent union after the other. Marriage and stability should come early in your wild oats period; otherwise you will flounder, either unattached or sequentially (and often miserably) attached, for the years when you could be building a home and rearing a family. If you find yourself still flapping about at forty, you will almost certainly marry straightaway, if only to give the appearance of being substantial. And, as you make a wonderful father, you really miss out (and so do your kids) if you don't start a family while you're still young.

You are vaguely misogynous. You love to chase, make love and show off with women, but deep down, you have a mild aversion to them. If you can dominate or keep them at arm's length, you are tolerant of them. But frequently women co-workers (and especially women officials) irritate you because they can wield power over you - and you hate that.

Your career possibilities are endless. You are probably the world's most employable man. There are few jobs you would not be able to do, but certain professions truly suit you. Because of your taste for danger, you make a terrific hard-line journalist, private detective, smuggler, policeman or secret agent. Your humanitarian / adventurer side gives you access to leadership posts in areas such as aid missions, anti-hunger campaigns in Africa, world health organizations and other UNESCO-related areas. Office work bores you and dulls your senses. You are meant to be out and about, accomplishing, doing, and seeing that things get done. You make a good colonel or general. Your acute sense of justice makes the law attractive to you. Above all, you are successful at business - particularly in sales-related jobs. You can charm and sweet-talk the tuxedo off a penguin.

Since you are as good a leader as you are a salesman, the best job for you is sales manager of a large company. You manage your sales force in an orderly and equable fashion, you are liked and respected by everyone and, through your shrewd powers of conviction, you can be counted on to sell everything in sight fast. You have an innate sense of marketing tactics and will seek the same high-level performance from your sales reps as from yourself. Luckily, you are immune to the repeated rejections that a salesman often finds discouraging. You don't look dangerous, don't seem hard-nosed or tough-minded. You are always polite and easy to talk to. You are usually good-looking and well dressed. Butter wouldn't melt in your mouth.

One more thing. You never forget a slight or forgive a betrayal. People will learn never to double-cross you.

Posted by LibranNick1986
Interesting read. but a bit too much to register in all at once. I think I'm a Tiger in the Chinese zodiac. 1986

In that case you should be a fire tiger as well... but yeah maybe a bit too much all at once. Spamming 2 pages in 1 time. :O

No more posting after going to the cocktailbar for me. 😛

But did anyone actually take a look? What would you people say are the most interesting ones.

Yeah, but hey Hugh Hefner, Miles Davis and Marylin Monroe. Not bad I would say. 😉

I was actually a bit surprised how well the description fit me. And if my family is anything to go by I will not go bald. At all. 🙂
In my youth I already moved 8 times, so I think I can add those promised 5 more in adult life.

TIGER FUTURES

2013, 2025 The Snake Year
The Snake wishes you no ill, but cannot abide your hasty, rushing-river approach to life. It makes him dizzy. You can expect a showdown in almost all of your activities. But don't panic. Take a few trips, see some new places and learn how to coast along without taking yourself too seriously. You are a speed demon living in the year of the ponderous, philosophical Snake. Don't expect much in the way of income, but love? Oh gosh, yes. You'll have oodles of love in the Snake year. Love is what the Snake is all about.

2014, 2026 The Horse Year
Uh, oh! Not my favorite year for Tigers. Catastrophes and Tiger bashings are rife in these galloping years when the tone is self-congratulatory and slightly pedantic. There's a feeling of "We did it!" in the air and an aura of gloating. Now, your job here, Tiger, is to keep your head. In general, the Horse's influence is fine for you. But the fates are not on your side in Horse years. Don't go taking unnecessary chances, but work at your goals with diligence. The Horse wants you to succeed. Low profile time.

2015, 2027 The Goat Year
Oh, the dissension! Goats and Tigers can get along in many ways and even like each other. Deep down, though, the Goat cannot understand you any better than you understand him. You bicker and pick at each other. It's a rocky year for your psyche, Tiger. The Goat is in this life to bask in security so he can get on with his dreaming. You baffle the Goat with your disdain for security and your zeal for making changes. Frankly, this Goat year may bore you. Go on a few jaunts out of town. Move about. Write a book. Make a film. But stay out of the Goat's way, or he will certainly embroil you in a pessimistic, long-winded difference of opinion.

2016, 2028 The Monkey Year
You're going to love this year. It's action packed with change and surprises. Besides, the Monkey really admires your pep and secretly giggles in complicity behind his paw at your incessant shenanigans. He's a good ally for you, so you can go ahead this year with your crazy, outlandish plans and your endless plots and schemes. The Monkey's atmosphere is there to assist you in becoming a better leader. But don't push too hard this year. Much of what you see is superficial. This year people willingly give you a hand or even a leg up, but they won't invest in your enterprises. Go it alone. And hurry!

What do you mean M?

Glad to be of help Loveorlust. Just sharing some of the knowledge I run into from time to time. 😉

Though I probably should have done this in another way that doesn't bump the topic to 2 pages in one day. 😛