After Sex Comments by Zodiac

If this has already been posted, forgive me. These are hilarious though!
http://www.astrologyweekly.com/humour/after-sex-comments.php

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

jtg... nice comedic timing

Posted by bubblyaquarius
Your my favorite Capricorn.

Thanks! Luv u 2!

lmao!! @ JTG

Posted by bubblyaquarius

Posted by truecap

Posted by bubblyaquarius
Your my favorite Capricorn.

Thanks! Luv u 2!

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How to say this gently...

You're totally not right... 😛

I'm fucking up my quotes on my phone some how... Lol...
It's about your grammatical error 😛

You do, indeed have the wrong "your/you're" - unless you posess truecap... If so, carry on 🙂

Fairly certain, unless grammar has changed...

Think of it like this, if you can say a sentence as 'You are my favorite capricorn', then it's You're, since without the apostrophe, it's you are. So, your sentence should've said you're. Just trying to help! : )

Hahah I wouldn't have said anything until you said you were right.
Not tryin to be bitchy... Sorry

Do you ever feel like....you take so much time perfecting what you're going to say, but by the time you post it, it's irrelevant? No? Cause that's my life story.

Interesting thread, by the way!

I'd like to add:
Scorpio: Sorry, I hope that wont leave a bruise.

Typical.... Anything with Virgo is always hygiene orientated - very predictable! Im always like, "Eh not entirely true =/ " I did enjoyed reading those nonetheless.