TAURUS is the most powerful sign in the zodiac

that's right, kneel before the Bull
we RULE ya'll with an iron fist!! >=[


lol maybe I'm just power tripping,
but!


you think Aries's passionate, and Gemini's got the gift of the gab,
pfft, only Taurus can have the power placement of Mars in Taurus, Venus in Aries,
and Mercury in Gemini.

Geminis may be con-artist manipulative, but we have the charisma to seduce on a mass scale.
(when the bull can get past the boring part. >=[)



we're also emotional strong and feeling-oriented, without being clingy and moody like Cancer,
we have pride and power and ambition that takes out the Leo,
and the Leo and Aries temper tantrums are nothing compared to the Taurus volcanic fury.
as far as I know, all power tantrums have submitted to my hellfire rage, everytime,
and they like it too.


Leos may have been some kings and politicians, but we have always been emperors and dictators.

we are hardworking but not workaholics and anal-ist like Virgos,
that's why a lot of Virgos turn serial killers.


No sign is as romantic as us,
and we decide carefully before we fall in love,

not right off the bat like Aries and not superficial like Libra.

We don't have the magic smile of Libra, but Venus herself gave us the magic touch.
our sensual hands are so intense that romantic interests can never resist.


Scorpio may be sexually magnetic, but we are sensually captivating.
and we can handle the stinger anytime, we have sharp horns, and two of them,
and we also trample over the Scorp anyday.

the stinger is overrated,
all my Leos and Scorpios enemies in the past have all
surrendered to my wretched neverending fury and vengeance.

Sagittarius are philosophical, but most deep philosophy writers that made a change was Taurus,
and Sagt are too idiotic and bipolar to get things done, and they have no talents only relying on luck.
and we also have higher sex drive.
Sagt are supposed to be seekers of truth, it's because they are most often full of butter.

just like Libras are supposed to be the balance, but they themselves are NEVER balanced.



Capricorns are too restrictful, materialistic, ignorant to new ways, and being a cardinal sign, they are usually young souls and wishy washy.

Aquarius may be deep thinkers, supposedly,
but they are windbags that can actually talk themselves to death,
and they never know what they want. Aquarius moon, 'nuff said.
also they are the weakest link in the four fixed signs,
hence only Taurus, Scorpio, and Leo are considered "Power signs"

Aquarians are soooo political, lol, but they are always below the other 3 signs on the political food chain.

Pisces may be cosmic, but they are always day dreaming and not grounded,
and noone knows wtf they're talking about anyways.
They make good musicians, but so do we.
and then they tend to commit suicide and end up in the mental hospital,
owned by a Taurus probably.

all my Pisces friends have always submitted to me. >=[



we're the richest sign in the zodiac,
we are indomitable, we're the most loving and also the most powerhungry,
we have faith, but not religious
we're saints and also sinners, maxing out the 7 sins.
Greed, Pride, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Sloth, and WRATH.
yep, thats right.


Sagittarius may have the 13th constellation Ophiuchus, but we have the counter 13th constellation, - Arachne.
so not only do we have money, we also have fury, healing powers, and also venom of the spider, in our vengeance.

and the fallacy saying goes,
"the things we have in life we cannot carry to the grave"

so be it! all my belongings shall be given to loved ones, (because we're generous)
and also burned with me in a funeral pyre, Viking style , so that I can possess their spirits and take them with me too.


and if we can't bring things with us when we're dead, so what?
this is Life, and out key phrase is "we HAVE"



and that is why
we OWN Life itself, and all your lives, and we RULE this world, and soon this universe too.
since Lucifer is the morning star, and Venus is the morning star.
we also RULE Hell, and soon Heaven as well, (if it exists) mwuahahhahahahah!! >=

Venus' orbit forms the shape of a pentagram, which other planets do that?
and it already goes without saying that Taurus dominates Libra completely in every way.




so ends my speech/rant/blasphemy/insanity/lunacy. >=[

we are the most powerful sign in the zodiac, and ALL zodiacs! >=[

WE
TAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >=[ >=[ >=[


DOMINATE
forever, and ever, and ever.



oh, and we're also the most arrogant sign in the zodiac,
but also the most humble and modest.
and we don't care if you think we're right or wrong.
there's nothing you can do about it.


we're the Fixed Earth,
and Earth IS already fixed.
therefore we are the Earth itself.

and metaphysically speaking,
the Sun and everything else actually orbits this Earth,
since YOU live on it.



so tremble before our might.
and kneel before the Bull,
your zodiac Ruler!! >=[




so there you have it,
go ahead with questions, comments, observations, love, hate, disagree, black mail, do as you wish. >=[
your approvals are not needed. 🙂

yeah, I'm not blind, are you?
this ain't no joke, just so you know 🙂

I'm glad you already know that, having visited them quite often, haven't you?
hence you speak so many languages, hahaha.

1) oh shit, you're sooo philosophical!! 🙂
2) I wish I was less like myself and more like you 🙂
3) when I want your pseudo-advice, I'll whistle, THEN you can bark. 🙂

lol, your lame ass insults make me laugh, did you have to get a PHD for that? hahaha.
I'm glad you seem like a good comedian, little doggie. 🙂

lol sure thing, 🙂
carry on then, shoo.

no problem, just charity for the Shaka village idiot. 🙂

haha, how long did it take you to come up with that reply?
I expected something better.
hell, I didn't know they had tv in the idiot's village. 🙂

whats that? all i hear is MOOOOOOOOOOOO!

yep definately sounds like bullshit to me

I've taken Hitler's card away. That was one crazy assed Bull...to say the LEAST.

Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom

The Jokes board is only a few boards above this one, just so you know 🙂

*Falls off my chair*

ROTFL!!!

Posted by Dynamite Parfait
I dunno, but I find it kinda sad and pathetic when someone has to put other signs down in order to
assert their (imaginary) supremacy over the zodiac.

I mean, this was a huge pissing-contest-post, and not even ONCE did you mention one of the greatest Taureans of all time:

William Shakespeare.


:/

To bull or not to bull, that is the real question 😉

"Taming Of The Shrew" is my fave. 🙂

And as far as I'm concerned I think Taurus is fabulous, and so are these signs:

Aquarius
Sagittarius
Virgo
Capricorn
Leo
Cancer
Scorpio
Pisces
Aries
Libra
Gemini

@ReclusiveSc,
be that as it may,
I'd still enjoy sitting on a throne, telling ppl what to do,
have a harem, and sending my trespassers to the gallows.


@Valeria

wow, I have Hitler's Sun and Moon.
and the other power sign for rising. o_O
no wonder I've always wanted to rule the world.


Sun in Taurus 24.49'
Moon in Capricorn 1.18'

Mercury in Gemini 5.11'
Venus in Aries 28.26'
Mars in Gemini 26.47'

Pluto in Scorpio 8.07'
Eris in Aries 16.36'

Ascendant in Leo 22'
Midheaven in Taurus 23.59'

What the fuck is this shit. 😛




😄

hey pieces of shits, why don't you go chocke on your BULL-shit and take your stupid head out of your asshole and think straight for a fucking while. We leos ARE the king at every fucking single thing. And if you think william fuckshit shakespare is so awesome only because he's the same lame retarted pieces of shit like you, you can polish his balls and have a milkshake with that. Get over yourfuckingself, don't you underfuckingstand that we'll be always the king. You might be the king yes, maybe the king of bull-fuckers.

This guy is just like the typical psycho taurus i usually come across on a regular basis. Sad.!!

I hope Mr. Minotaur the bull has gotten 'some' since his last Fail and will refrain from another 7-post rant due to the frustration.

Posted by Lena828

Posted by wgamador2




I hope Mr. Minotaur the bull has gotten 'some' since his last Fail and will refrain from another 7-post rant due to the frustration.

I laughed wayyy too hard at this.

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I know, I hate it when your girls dont "back up" properly.


I hope the poor thing was okay after that fall.
And im referring to the bull in the vid not Minotaur.

I hate seeing animals get hurt. Im sure the soft mushy snow and ground was a soft landing. I like how the smaller cow is like..."Im outta here before I get sneak-attack fucked too, man."

Wise. Very wise.

Wise. Very wise.

Posted by Minotaur



Capricorns are too restrictful, materialistic, ignorant to new ways, and being a cardinal sign, they are usually young souls and wishy washy.
>=

Time to kick this bull into touch! 😛 Sounds like your idea of taurus is more fire than earth.

You describe the weak points in others signs and the strengths of yours. Try describing the weaknesses of your sign and the strengths of others. That my friend might have a bit more power. Boasting is not a power its a weakness.

For a starters I as a capricorn am not restrictive I am not materialistic nor am I ignorant to new ways, I am certainly not a young soul nor wishy washy 😉

how is it a supreme human quality to be able to say in quite a flowery intelligent fashion "Here I am to kick all your butts and bring you to your knees who dare challenge me?" You claim taurus has the supreme traits then you present this as your base emotion. The greatest and highest human level is certainly not sitting on a throne looking down your nose at everyone. pointing at everyone saying you are weak and inferior. So I challenge you bull to restate what is the most powerful human attribute and if you have it

For those who haven't seen this. 😉

Taurus = alot of good musicians and alot of ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

LMFAO!! whooaaaa... I didn't know Hitler was a member of this site ahhaha... he hates all other signs except his own... he might send us all to zodiac camps to be killed... 0_0

we have been warned...

I'm sorry to say but Scorpio is the strongest sign on the zodiac. The only sign that has three tiers 1) The Scorpion 2) The Eagle 3) The Pheonix. I'm not even a Scorpio, but Ive been studying astrology for years and wanted to let you know that Scorpio is the Superior of all zodiacs.

Hey keep telling yourself that I think one day you may believe it is true.

The person who thinks they are unbreakable are the ones who will break the first. Just sayin..😛