Taurus, we RULE the zodiac

with an iron fist!! >=[

lol maybe I'm just power tripping,
but!

you think Aries's passionate, and Gemini's got the gift of the gab,
pfft, only Taurus can have the power placement of Mars in Taurus, Venus in Aries,
and Mercury in Gemini.

Geminis may be con-artist manipulative, but we have the charisma to seduce on a mass scale.
(when the bull can get past the boring part. >=[)

we're also emotional strong and feeling-oriented, without being clingy and moody like Cancer,
we have pride and power and ambition that takes out the Leo,
and the Leo and Aries temper tantrums are nothing compared to the Taurus volcanic fury.
as far as I know, all power tantrums have submitted to my hellfire rage, everytime,
and they like it too.

Leos may have been some kings and politicians, but we have always been emperors and dictators.

we are hardworking but not workaholics and anal-ist like Virgos,
that's why a lot of Virgos turn serial killers.

No sign is as romantic as us,
and we decide carefully before we fall in love,

not right off the bat like Aries and not superficial like Libra.

We don't have the magic smile of Libra, but Venus herself gave us the magic touch.
our sensual hands are so intense that romantic interests can never resist.

Scorpio may be sexually magnetic, but we are sensually captivating.
and we can handle the stinger anytime, we have sharp horns, and two of them,
and we also trample over the Scorp anyday.

Sagittarius are philosophical, but most deep philosophy writers that made a change was Taurus,
and Sagt are too idiotic and bipolar to get things done, and they have no talents only relying on luck.
and we also have higher sex drive.
Sagt are supposed to be seekers of truth, it's because they are most often full of shit.

just like Libras are supposed to be the balance, but they themselves are NEVER balanced.

Capricorns are too restrictful, materialistic, ignorant to new ways, and being a cardinal sign, they are usually young souls and wishy washy.

Aquarius may be deep thinkers, supposedly,
but they are windbags that can actually talk themselves to death,
and they never know what they want. Aquarius moon, 'nuff said.
also they are the weakest link in the four fixed signs,
hence only Taurus, Scorpio, and Leo are considered "Power signs"

Aquarians are soooo political, lol, but they are always below the other 3 signs on the political food chain.

Pisces may be cosmic, but they are always day dreaming and not grounded,
and noone knows wtf they're talking about anyways.
They make good musicians, but so do we.
and then they tend to commit suicide and end up in the mental hospital,
owned by a Taurus probably.

all my Pisces friends have always submitted to me. >=[

we're the richest sign in the zodiac,
we are indomitable, we're the most loving and also the most powerhungry,
we have faith, but not religious
we're saints and also sinners, maxing out the 7 sins.
Greed, Pride, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Sloth, and WRATH.
yep, thats right.

Sagittarius may have the 13th constellation Ophiuchus, but we have the counter 13th constellation, - Arachne.
so not only do we have money, we also have fury, healing powers, and also venom of the spider, in our vengeance.

and the fallacy saying goes,
"the things we have in life we cannot carry to the grave"

so be it! all my belongings shall be given to loved ones, (because we're generous)
and also burned with me in a funeral pyre, Viking style , so that I can possess their spirits and take them with me too.

and if we can't bring things with us when we're dead, so what?
this is Life, and out key phrase is "we HAVE"

and that is why
we OWN Life itself, and all your lives, and we RULE this world, and soon this universe too.
since Lucifer is the morning star, and Venus is the morning star.
we also RULE Hell, and soon Heaven as well, (if it exists) mwuahahhahahahah!! >=[

Venus' orbit forms the shape of a pentagram, which other planets do that?
and it already goes without saying that Taurus dominates Libra completely in every way.

so ends my speech/rant/blasphemy/insanity/lunacy. >=[

we are the most powerful sign in the zodiac, and ALL zodiacs! >=[

WE
TAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >=[ >=[ >=[

RULE
forever, and ever, and ever.

We are indeed, most awesome.

I SO, needed to read that this morning 🙂
Thanks for posting Minotaur!

Posted by virg_goki
wow... this has to be the most bashing of all signs within a thread I've seen so far in DXP...

Well, as VB wrote in another of these threads (somewhere) I think (mostly) all signs are great. A couple I like less than others, but I have an overall respect for all signs, because they all encompass something different that creates a great whole. Also, we are all an accumulation of every sign, so to hate one, would be hating a part of ourselves...imo.

I LOVE THIS!!!!!! I'm totally going to "steal" this and post it on my facebook notes 😉

we are hardworking but not workaholics and anal-ist like Virgos,
that's why a lot of Virgos turn serial killers.

lol

What is there bad to harp on about Virgo really? That you're analytical or reserved? *twirling finger* Big whoo. Not like that's a horrible thing. Just how you are.

Its like virgo comes in a close second.

hell no, Virgos are fvckin wacked.
the hot and cold coquette behaviors in women drive me crazy,
and virgo males anal-ize everything and think the world is wrong and they're always right,
same to females, and then they analize themselves too and think they're right, but they know they don't.

and they think they know all, but they're actually pretty immature and fickle.
they try to be selflessness, but it's just a defense mechanism against their own selfishness
that they so deny, Virgos make excellent Jews and serial killers.

there! so I didn't spare them either. Mwuahahaha!! >=[

Virgo comes no way near the glory of the bull.
next on the food chain is Scorpio, and then Leo and then maybe Pisces.

the brightest stars,
the four royal stars in the heavens, Aldebaran, Antares, Regulus, and Fomalhaut,
represent the four signs : Taurus, Scorpio, Leo, and Pisces.

😢

It's okay Jase, ah's still wub 'oo. 🙂

Posted by Minotaur
hell no, Virgos are fvckin wacked.
the hot and cold coquette behaviors in women drive me crazy,
and virgo males anal-ize everything and think the world is wrong and they're always right,
same to females, and then they analize themselves too and think they're right, but they know they don't.

and they think they know all, but they're actually pretty immature and fickle.
they try to be selflessness, but it's just a defense mechanism against their own selfishness
that they so deny, Virgos make excellent Jews and serial killers.

there! so I didn't spare them either. Mwuahahaha!! >=[

Virgo comes no way near the glory of the bull.
next on the food chain is Scorpio, and then Leo and then maybe Pisces.

Ouwch 😛

u really love to ego trip dont ya i dont know what u got against virgos thats something u need to work out on your own.

1 virgos are smart very smart lol.

2. Taurus cant get enough of us.

3. we rule lmao.

4. virgos are ruled by mercury which is the planet of intelligence hence mega smartness.

PS Cajun shame on u for not defending ur kin i guess that taurus got ur brain wacked huh lmfao.

Hehehehee, it's what we do. Whack that Virgo brain. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Ugh. Kind of seems like the virgo board now. Its all my fault. I should've just left well enough alone.

Don't fret over it Jase, it's cool. Minotaur was just showing his Taurus pride. 🙂

Posted by LeGendary ViRGo

PS Cajun shame on u for not defending ur kin i guess that taurus got ur brain wacked huh lmfao.

No point in trying to goad a stubborn bull 😛

I'll back that one up, utterly. Pics man, PICS.

I'll use my debit card, bend over and I'll swipe it. 😉

wo talk about two horney babes

Mmmm, DOWN BOY.

Ask and ye shall receive. 😉

The virgo board makes me want to cry sometimes.

Posted by BellaBulleautiful
go to the virgo or pisces boards.....all they DO is stroke themselves.....😉

I try to do that everyday. 😄 Not really because its healthy...thats just an excuse...but because I'm a horny romantic.

I don't really like stroking hard. I last too long and its like sand paper to me and my hands aren't even that callouse. I don't even like it hard when lubed. I generally like it languid.

But...intercourse is different. *glinty eyes*

Awwww, sheep lovings. —

See, thats what I thought too. Sheep porns. —

Makes sense, you're a Sheep. 🙂

Posted by venusianbull
Makes sense, you're a Sheep. 🙂

Yes I am.

Metal Pig Sir Amandus/Jase, at your service. 🙂

It coitenly is Ollie. *waggling brows* 😄

Guess again Days, I am one very class *coughing*, I just keep it under wraps.

I am metal sheep. 😄

Yayyyyy Jase. 😄

what the...? o_O

damn, what have ya'll done to my thread, grrrhhh... 😛

I'm a fire wererabbit from the Abyss, with fangs, wings, claws, stinger, venom, horns and tusks. >=[

JOIN ME, my fellow bulls, in the power struggle of this same thread in the Scorpio board, mwuahahaha!! xD 😛 😛

this mino guy talk about a ego gone wild he is a joke.

your mom's a joke.
and that makes you a little joke.

OH my what a sharp wit

not as sharp as you.
looks like your mom taught you well.

Now you got me all curious. xD

*pointing fan at Bella's ginormous Bull satchel* Lord woman, you crack me up.

And I'll double that one. I gasped when I saw it.

The MOM joke's or the Taurus jokes if you can't take them then you don't belong here.

Awwwwww *snuggling up*. I feel all warm and fuzzy. 🙂

Awwww, you're gonna make me cry. 🙂 You are one rocking Virgo chicky!

wow, a virgo outside of jason and that oldirtysouthernbastard venturing away from the virgo forum?

*shocked*

TUBBY BUTT I thought you were dead.

Posted by Mr Nice
Minotaur you must be smoking some heavy shit to make a comments like that dude, (Scorpio may be sexually magnetic, but we are sensually captivating.
and we can handle the stinger anytime, we have sharp horns, and two of them,
and we also trample over the Scorp anyday)

Dont forget dude them horns can be cut off. Peace!

and you must be smoking some serious shit yourself to make comments like that. 😛

what I said is only true, I've always handled Scorpios no matter how intense.
they normally submit to my domination, and their vengeance is no match for the bull's fury.

now don't forget them horns can be cut off - but only when we're dead.
the stinger can be chopped off even when the scorp's alive. 😉