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Things I'd say to each sign (From an Aquarius perspective - satire).
Awwww.....I like you too, with my exes placements and all.....
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Awwww.....I like you too, with my exes placements and all.....
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Sun-Scorpio
Moon-Aquarius
Mercury-Sagittarius
Venus-Sagittarius
Mars-Capricorn
Rising-Sagittarius
Sun-Aries
Moon-Pisces
Mercury-Pisces
Venus-Aquarius
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Just something to note - it's my perspective. These are anonymous and addressed mostly towards women/people who you don't know. Feel free to express you thoughts below. Keep in mind this is satire and shouldn't be taken seriously. I have nothing against anyone. These are the sentences I would say to each one of them.
Scorpio - You da real MVP.
Sagittarius - Not sure if a manchild or just acting weird.
Capricorn - Can you not be so passive?
Aqua - Half the time you are insulting my intelligence, the other half of the time you aren't doing anything to prevent it.
Pisces - I like 75% of you.
Aries - Me likey.
Taurus - Have fun with whatever loser you like.
Gemini - I like you. A lot.
Cancer - You are causing cancer to my brain.
Leo - I would like you if you weren't so unattractive.
Virgo - Every time I meet a decent one of you, it's like a miracle.
Libra - I would fu...I mean, like you if you weren't a slut.
NOTE: These aren't personal attacks and should be treated as jokes/satire.