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@VenusAquarius what can your parents say about you that would entirely shock your BFF?


Oh, good one.

But, I'm an open book. I mean t.m.i. My parents dote on me so... geez, hmm. They would talk about my fascination with a Soap Opera actress when I was a toddler and how I imitated the diva.
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@VenusAquarius what can your parents say about you that would entirely shock your BFF?

Oh, good one.

But, I'm an open book. I mean t.m.i. My parents dote on me so... geez, hmm. They would talk about my fascination with a Soap Opera actress when I was a toddler and how I imitated the diva.
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I dunno. It doesn't sound very shocking unless you're underplaying the "fascination" part.
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@VenusAquarius what can your parents say about you that would entirely shock your BFF?

Oh, good one.

But, I'm an open book. I mean t.m.i. My parents dote on me so... geez, hmm. They would talk about my fascination with a Soap Opera actress when I was a toddler and how I imitated the diva.

I dunno. It doesn't sound very shocking unless you're underplaying the "fascination" part.
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Yeah, I don't think anyone would be shocked about anything about me. I'm open. And, whatever is shocking would be something I actually told them. I mean I did huge paintings of vaginas in college.
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@VenusAquarius what can your parents say about you that would entirely shock your BFF?

Oh, good one.

But, I'm an open book. I mean t.m.i. My parents dote on me so... geez, hmm. They would talk about my fascination with a Soap Opera actress when I was a toddler and how I imitated the diva.

I dunno. It doesn't sound very shocking unless you're underplaying the "fascination" part.

Yeah, I don't think anyone would be shocked about anything about me. I'm open. And, whatever is shocking would be something I actually told them. I mean I did huge paintings of vaginas in college.
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That's sweet.

People like you freak me the fuck out. I'm pretty sure that there are skeletons in my closet from before I was born. Don't ask.
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@VenusAquarius what can your parents say about you that would entirely shock your BFF?

Oh, good one.

But, I'm an open book. I mean t.m.i. My parents dote on me so... geez, hmm. They would talk about my fascination with a Soap Opera actress when I was a toddler and how I imitated the diva.

I dunno. It doesn't sound very shocking unless you're underplaying the "fascination" part.

Yeah, I don't think anyone would be shocked about anything about me. I'm open. And, whatever is shocking would be something I actually told them. I mean I did huge paintings of vaginas in college.

That's sweet.

People like you freak me the fuck out. I'm pretty sure that there are skeletons in my closet from before I was born. Don't ask.
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You said ask anything though.

And to clarify, I painted the inside.
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@VenusAquarius what can your parents say about you that would entirely shock your BFF?

Oh, good one.

But, I'm an open book. I mean t.m.i. My parents dote on me so... geez, hmm. They would talk about my fascination with a Soap Opera actress when I was a toddler and how I imitated the diva.

I dunno. It doesn't sound very shocking unless you're underplaying the "fascination" part.

Yeah, I don't think anyone would be shocked about anything about me. I'm open. And, whatever is shocking would be something I actually told them. I mean I did huge paintings of vaginas in college.

That's sweet.

People like you freak me the fuck out. I'm pretty sure that there are skeletons in my closet from before I was born. Don't ask.

You said ask anything though.

And to clarify, I painted the inside.
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Please, do tell. I'm kind of curious.

I once knew an Aqua girl who had a opened a gallery of her paintings of mostly erotic stuff... Almost not abstract enough drawings. Like a drawing of what looked like a girl sucking on what looked like a penis. Most of it looked like way too much information, but I remember being shocked by the colors that she used. Some greens and blues and blacks. Green in sex? Blue in humans? It was weird.
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@VenusAquarius what can your parents say about you that would entirely shock your BFF?

Oh, good one.

But, I'm an open book. I mean t.m.i. My parents dote on me so... geez, hmm. They would talk about my fascination with a Soap Opera actress when I was a toddler and how I imitated the diva.

I dunno. It doesn't sound very shocking unless you're underplaying the "fascination" part.

Yeah, I don't think anyone would be shocked about anything about me. I'm open. And, whatever is shocking would be something I actually told them. I mean I did huge paintings of vaginas in college.

That's sweet.

People like you freak me the fuck out. I'm pretty sure that there are skeletons in my closet from before I was born. Don't ask.

You said ask anything though.

And to clarify, I painted the inside.

Please, do tell. I'm kind of curious.

I once knew an Aqua girl who had a opened a gallery of her paintings of mostly erotic stuff... Almost not abstract enough drawings. Like a drawing of what looked like a girl sucking on what looked like a penis. Most of it looked like way too much information, but I remember being shocked by the colors that she used. Some greens and blues and blacks. Green in sex? Blue in humans? It was weird.
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People always think I'm an Aqua. And, it's okay. I'm Aqua dom. I'm an Aries.

Believe it or not, my paintings weren't that sexual...at least not to me. I dealt with reproduction alot. My paintings weren't well recieved. But, my abstract sculptures were prized.

I don't do art anymore. I will return to it one day. Too busy making lots a money.
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@VenusAquarius what can your parents say about you that would entirely shock your BFF?

Oh, good one.

But, I'm an open book. I mean t.m.i. My parents dote on me so... geez, hmm. They would talk about my fascination with a Soap Opera actress when I was a toddler and how I imitated the diva.

I dunno. It doesn't sound very shocking unless you're underplaying the "fascination" part.

Yeah, I don't think anyone would be shocked about anything about me. I'm open. And, whatever is shocking would be something I actually told them. I mean I did huge paintings of vaginas in college.

That's sweet.

People like you freak me the fuck out. I'm pretty sure that there are skeletons in my closet from before I was born. Don't ask.

You said ask anything though.

And to clarify, I painted the inside.

Please, do tell. I'm kind of curious.

I once knew an Aqua girl who had a opened a gallery of her paintings of mostly erotic stuff... Almost not abstract enough drawings. Like a drawing of what looked like a girl sucking on what looked like a penis. Most of it looked like way too much information, but I remember being shocked by the colors that she used. Some greens and blues and blacks. Green in sex? Blue in humans? It was weird.

People always think I'm an Aqua. And, it's okay. I'm Aqua dom. I'm an Aries.

Believe it or not, my paintings weren't that sexual...at least not to me. I dealt with reproduction alot. My paintings weren't well recieved. But, my abstract sculptures were prized.

I don't do art anymore. I will return to it one day. Too busy making lots a money.
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I actually thought that you're a pisces, and good on you for knowing your priorities.
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@Ripe, what the last thing you were asked to do that you did not want to do?


-Stay at home for 24/7 indefinitely because of covid19.

- Loan my least favourite colleague money even though he's the reason why I missed a few promotions and bonuses. But he and his family needs the money more than I do right now.

- and had sex with an Aries. I didn't want to and wasn't planning for it, but she wasn't asking either.

It's been an usual month of May.
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@Ripe, what the last thing you were asked to do that you did not want to do?

-Stay at home for 24/7 indefinitely because of covid19.

- Loan my least favourite colleague money even though he's the reason why I missed a few promotions and bonuses. But he and his family needs the money more than I do right now.

- and had sex with an Aries. I didn't want to and wasn't planning for it, but she wasn't asking either.

It's been an usual month of May.
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I don't think I've ever had sex when I didn't want. Do tell? That's really foreign to me.
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@Ripe, what the last thing you were asked to do that you did not want to do?

-Stay at home for 24/7 indefinitely because of covid19.

- Loan my least favourite colleague money even though he's the reason why I missed a few promotions and bonuses. But he and his family needs the money more than I do right now.

- and had sex with an Aries. I didn't want to and wasn't planning for it, but she wasn't asking either.

It's been an usual month of May.

I don't think I've ever had sex when I didn't want. Do tell? That's really foreign to me.
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She's someone who lives close by my place. She called one night to come over and just chat. She rocks up drunk, we start watching a bad movie, start making out, then I offered her a massage. She got naked. Then she started grabbing my junk. Told her that we shouldn't cause I dont have any condoms. Less than a second later, she pulled some ninja move and was on top of me and me inside her. Made me angry, hatefucked her for a few minutes and then kicked her out.

And there you go.
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@Ripe, what the last thing you were asked to do that you did not want to do?

-Stay at home for 24/7 indefinitely because of covid19.

- Loan my least favourite colleague money even though he's the reason why I missed a few promotions and bonuses. But he and his family needs the money more than I do right now.

- and had sex with an Aries. I didn't want to and wasn't planning for it, but she wasn't asking either.

It's been an usual month of May.

I don't think I've ever had sex when I didn't want. Do tell? That's really foreign to me.

She's someone who lives close by my place. She called one night to come over and just chat. She rocks up drunk, we start watching a bad movie, start making out, then I offered her a massage. She got naked. Then she started grabbing my junk. Told her that we shouldn't cause I dont have any condoms. Less than a second later, she pulled some ninja move and was on top of me and me inside her. Made me angry, hatefucked her for a few minutes and then kicked her out.

And there you go.
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That makes sense. I guess I took the "not wanting to" to literally. I've fucked a guy so he'd finally leave me alone, lol. Didn't work... and had angry sex cause he was mad for having to work so hard. I mean he was vocal about it during. He was an Aries.
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@VenusAquarius what's something that you wish you can make mainstream again ?

I remember in the 70's my dad would walk to the store in just jeans - no short, no shoes.

I want to bring barefeet back.

Visit Australia. It's not uncommon.
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It amazes me how America likes to totally forget the past and act like stuff is so offensive and never done before. So fucking narrow.
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@Ripe, what the last thing you were asked to do that you did not want to do?

-Stay at home for 24/7 indefinitely because of covid19.

- Loan my least favourite colleague money even though he's the reason why I missed a few promotions and bonuses. But he and his family needs the money more than I do right now.

- and had sex with an Aries. I didn't want to and wasn't planning for it, but she wasn't asking either.

It's been an usual month of May.

I don't think I've ever had sex when I didn't want. Do tell? That's really foreign to me.

She's someone who lives close by my place. She called one night to come over and just chat. She rocks up drunk, we start watching a bad movie, start making out, then I offered her a massage. She got naked. Then she started grabbing my junk. Told her that we shouldn't cause I dont have any condoms. Less than a second later, she pulled some ninja move and was on top of me and me inside her. Made me angry, hatefucked her for a few minutes and then kicked her out.

And there you go.

That makes sense. I guess I took the "not wanting to" to literally. I've fucked a guy so he'd finally leave me alone, lol. Didn't work... and had angry sex cause he was mad for having to work so hard. I mean he was vocal about it during. He was an Aries.
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Sounds painful. And annoying.
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@Ripe, what the last thing you were asked to do that you did not want to do?

-Stay at home for 24/7 indefinitely because of covid19.

- Loan my least favourite colleague money even though he's the reason why I missed a few promotions and bonuses. But he and his family needs the money more than I do right now.

- and had sex with an Aries. I didn't want to and wasn't planning for it, but she wasn't asking either.

It's been an usual month of May.

I don't think I've ever had sex when I didn't want. Do tell? That's really foreign to me.

She's someone who lives close by my place. She called one night to come over and just chat. She rocks up drunk, we start watching a bad movie, start making out, then I offered her a massage. She got naked. Then she started grabbing my junk. Told her that we shouldn't cause I dont have any condoms. Less than a second later, she pulled some ninja move and was on top of me and me inside her. Made me angry, hatefucked her for a few minutes and then kicked her out.

And there you go.

That makes sense. I guess I took the "not wanting to" to literally. I've fucked a guy so he'd finally leave me alone, lol. Didn't work... and had angry sex cause he was mad for having to work so hard. I mean he was vocal about it during. He was an Aries.

Sounds painful. And annoying.
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I hope you don't have a baby. You probably still mad.

It was shock sexy. I felt like he was humiliating himself. He was so fucking thirsty and passionate. I was perversely flattered, lol. He was too young and didn't know he was...assumed my age.
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@VenusAquarius what's something that you wish you can make mainstream again ?

I remember in the 70's my dad would walk to the store in just jeans - no short, no shoes.

I want to bring barefeet back.

Visit Australia. It's not uncommon.

It amazes me how America likes to totally forget the past and act like stuff is so offensive and never done before. So fucking narrow.
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Dunno. I was thinking about that yesterday. Was watching an episode of No Reservations ( Anthony Bourdain) and he was in Japan eating monkfish sperm and was going on about how delicious it is and how it can't ever be a thing in the U.S cause people just won't try fish sperm. He was even suggesting calling it Male fish eggs.

On one hand, you wanna be connected to the earth and keep it stupid ass simple. On another hand, someone wants to feed you monkfish sperm. You have to really know what do you stand for.
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@VenusAquarius what's something that you wish you can make mainstream again ?

I remember in the 70's my dad would walk to the store in just jeans - no short, no shoes.

I want to bring barefeet back.

Visit Australia. It's not uncommon.

It amazes me how America likes to totally forget the past and act like stuff is so offensive and never done before. So fucking narrow.

Dunno. I was thinking about that yesterday. Was watching an episode of No Reservations ( Anthony Bourdain) and he was in Japan eating monkfish sperm and was going on about how delicious it is and how it can't ever be a thing in the U.S cause people just won't try fish sperm. He was even suggesting calling it Male fish eggs.

On one hand, you wanna be connected to the earth and keep it stupid ass simple. On another hand, someone wants to feed you monkfish sperm. You have to really know what do you stand for.
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LOL
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What makes someone a bad crab?

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But... this is basic survival tho 😫 we cant help it if we’re so delicious 😋

Lol, I meant "bad" like Michael Jackson.

Phew 😅 so we’re not on the dinner menu tonight then 😂😂

Well, now that you bring it up, you are awfully tasty with some buttah.
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But it’s Bull season, can I tempt you into a burger or a steak 🥩 🍔

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Posted by Solaristic

If you worked a job as a cancer woman for 15 years and realized you're not as able to perform duties like before so you hire a young green woman yo replace you who's brilliant. Funny. Beautiful, easily liked and does the job better than you did.... would you resent her?


Of course not.

First of all, I've got a MiS. I don't do "resentment". I hate. And I wouldn't hate her. What I would be feeling would has nothing to do with her. Its would be undirected, unfocused anger at life. Eventually, I'd learn to focus my energy onto something productive and/or emotionally rewarding and live again. But that's just me.
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Posted by modnar

If you could choose to be reborn as a fruit, what kind of fruit would you like to be, where and when would you like to be reborn and how ripe😁 would you like to be when you get eaten, if you do get eaten, and by what animal or kind of person(age & temperament)?


Pretty sure I would like to be some fruit native to a Pacific island, probably Hawaii or wherever Moana is from. Not farmed, just naturally pollinated and grown. Pretty sure I wouldn't want to be a poisonous fruit. Pretty sure I'd like to be eaten ripe by a four legged animal, not a human or a bird.

A peach, mango or a coconut. No one can eat their seeds. You'd eventually be reborn. And I would want to be reborn whenever someone figures out islander jazz.
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I'm bored out of my mind with nothing better to do. Ask me anything.

Best way to cheer a cancer up, when they are feeling down? Specifically verbally?

Food..

what is your favorite food? And what's your favorite dessert and favorite fruit?
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- Any stuffed vegetables dish & Fish and chips

- lemon meringue pie

- bananas & kiwi
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I'm bored out of my mind with nothing better to do. Ask me anything.

Best way to cheer a cancer up, when they are feeling down? Specifically verbally?

Food..

what is your favorite food? And what's your favorite dessert and favorite fruit?
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Sadly I'm too greedy to have a fav food.. one of my favs is mac and cheese.

Red velvet cake 🤤 and apples?🤔

What's yours?..
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I'm bored out of my mind with nothing better to do. Ask me anything.

Best way to cheer a cancer up, when they are feeling down? Specifically verbally?

Food..

what is your favorite food? And what's your favorite dessert and favorite fruit?

Sadly I'm too greedy to have a fav food.. one of my favs is mac and cheese.

Red velvet cake 🤤 and apples?🤔

What's yours?..

why is red velvet cake and apples so funny to me lol I don't have a fav food either also too greedy fav dessert brownies for the different ways they can come out and fav fruit I thought it was cherries but now I think it's cara cara oranges fun exercise lol
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Lol you probably wasn't excepting that combo 😆😅 don't worry I don't eat them together.

Apples aren't to sweet but juicy which I like.

I can't eat anything that is too sour or sweet for long. It becomes nasty to me..

Yess chocolate brownies is another one of my favs. I love them with a cold glass of water.
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