
LadyCalamity
@LadyCalamity
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Posted by champrangerPosted by LadyCalamity
Also, I'm sorry there's not a delete button and my phone posted Costco spam worthy bulk on your cappie home page. I promise to keep your streets clean from this day forward.
You can flag your other threads. It will get deleted. 🙂click to expand

Posted by LadyCalamity
I will settle for your emotionless love. THIS Scorp is tired of water,water,and did I mention, water? Too many emotions. I don't mind someone cold and devoted.Can I hold you though?
Because not being able to cuddle or hold your hand in public is kind of deal breaker.
Anyway, pick me. I'll spice up your vida. It will be le vita of Scorpiecap.
Tldr/in other words: agree that water signs dating water signs are nightmares and you cool kid caps smooth and cool the waters.

Posted by SureShotCapPosted by LadyCalamity
I will settle for your emotionless love. THIS Scorp is tired of water,water,and did I mention, water? Too many emotions. I don't mind someone cold and devoted.Can I hold you though?
Because not being able to cuddle or hold your hand in public is kind of deal breaker.
Anyway, pick me. I'll spice up your vida. It will be le vita of Scorpiecap.
Tldr/in other words: agree that water signs dating water signs are nightmares and you cool kid caps smooth and cool the waters.
I can keep you in a incubation of love, affection and safety forever. The feelings and emotions are so strong and intense that you would not want to escape or return to the real world to be responsible. Most being addicted to this bliss, their want or demand for it all the time is just impossible in this new world being on old soul. Because we cannot provide our love all of the time, now were considered COLD!
If you have the faith and patience, I will give you anything, I will do anything for you to feel accepted, needed and appreciated by me...
BTW, I hold hands in public and I cuddle. I might snatch you in public and take you behind the bushes too. Only time will tell...click to expand

Posted by SureShotCapPosted by LadyCalamity
I will settle for your emotionless love. THIS Scorp is tired of water,water,and did I mention, water? Too many emotions. I don't mind someone cold and devoted.Can I hold you though?
Because not being able to cuddle or hold your hand in public is kind of deal breaker.
Anyway, pick me. I'll spice up your vida. It will be le vita of Scorpiecap.
Tldr/in other words: agree that water signs dating water signs are nightmares and you cool kid caps smooth and cool the waters.
Posted by SureShotCapPosted by LadyCalamity
I will settle for your emotionless love. THIS Scorp is tired of water,water,and did I mention, water? Too many emotions. I don't mind someone cold and devoted.Can I hold you though?
Because not being able to cuddle or hold your hand in public is kind of deal breaker.
Anyway, pick me. I'll spice up your vida. It will be le vita of Scorpiecap.
Tldr/in other words: agree that water signs dating water signs are nightmares and you cool kid caps smooth and cool the waters.
I can keep you in a incubation of love, affection and safety forever. The feelings and emotions are so strong and intense that you would not want to escape or return to the real world to be responsible. Most being addicted to this bliss, their want or demand for it all the time is just impossible in this new world being on old soul. Because we cannot provide our love all of the time, now were considered COLD!
If you have the faith and patience, I will give you anything, I will do anything for you to feel accepted, needed and appreciated by me...
BTW, I hold hands in public and I cuddle. I might snatch you in public and take you behind the bushes too. Only time will tell...click to expand
aww, love this! I totally am like this too!

Posted by starlover
Do you know anything about astrology OP?
Why do you presume that someone with a specific sun sign is *emotionless*? Isnt that a pretty foolish assumption to make?
I have five planets in Scorpio . . . my emotions are huge but then again i dont fear them and try to escape them. Embrace what you are and maybe don't make assumptions that can be way off the mark?
One of the most intensely emotional men i knew was a Capricorn. I saw him cry like a baby when his missus left him

Posted by SureShotCapPosted by LadyCalamity
I will settle for your emotionless love. THIS Scorp is tired of water,water,and did I mention, water? Too many emotions. I don't mind someone cold and devoted.Can I hold you though?
Because not being able to cuddle or hold your hand in public is kind of deal breaker.
Anyway, pick me. I'll spice up your vida. It will be le vita of Scorpiecap.
Tldr/in other words: agree that water signs dating water signs are nightmares and you cool kid caps smooth and cool the waters.
I can keep you in a incubation of love, affection and safety forever. The feelings and emotions are so strong and intense that you would not want to escape or return to the real world to be responsible. Most being addicted to this bliss, their want or demand for it all the time is just impossible in this new world being on old soul. Because we cannot provide our love all of the time, now were considered COLD!
If you have the faith and patience, I will give you anything, I will do anything for you to feel accepted, needed and appreciated by me...
BTW, I hold hands in public and I cuddle. I might snatch you in public and take you behind the bushes too. Only time will tell...click to expand


Posted by starlover
Do you know anything about astrology OP?
Why do you presume that someone with a specific sun sign is *emotionless*? Isnt that a pretty foolish assumption to make?
I have five planets in Scorpio . . . my emotions are huge but then again i dont fear them and try to escape them. Embrace what you are and maybe don't make assumptions that can be way off the mark?
One of the most intensely emotional men i knew was a Capricorn. I saw him cry like a baby when his missus left him

Posted by cowpuncherPosted by Gobshite
Permanently get rid of your stinger and we'll talk.
Not really the most efficient solution, imho. Maybe if we could make some sort of a muzzle for her stinger... (we may be able to sell those and make some serious bank now that I think of it). Something like a ball or muzzle that is affixed to their stingers, but you can remove it easily if necessary. Think about it, now and then having a hacked off Scorpio woman to sic on your enemies is just one hell of a lot of fun. That's why I am going on record as being against stinger removal... and propozing the Stinger-muzzle as a more sensible solution.
It's more humane too, so we won't get all the crazy cat ladies after us like we're de-clawing them or something.
Sureshotcap stepped up for you, OP. I think if we put it to a vote, the Cap board would be more than happy to sign off on you and Sureshot... and that would also allow us some real world verification of whether or not the Stinger-muzzle works. Product testing is everything, we don't want lawsuits if we sell a bunch of them and they don't work as advertised.
I do think you need to set yourself a very conservative budget on all of that hand holding and cuddling in public though. Maybe... 5 minutes per average 3 hour date or outing. That's a good starting point for negotiation.
Fellow Seagoats... anything to add? Thoughts? Ideas?
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Posted by LadyCalamity
Even though I haven't had a DEEP emotional relationship with any yet (relationship wise), I haven't encountered one I don't like.

Posted by SpiceNSugarPosted by LadyCalamity
Even though I haven't had a DEEP emotional relationship with any yet (relationship wise), I haven't encountered one I don't like.
That's why you still like them! LOL!!click to expand

Posted by cowpuncher
Clean for US. Not necessarily clean for whoever we sic Ms. Angry Stingerbug on.
Muahhahahahahaha

Posted by LadyCalamityPosted by cowpuncher
Clean for US. Not necessarily clean for whoever we sic Ms. Angry Stingerbug on.
Muahhahahahahaha
Lol, you all are so much fun.click to expand

Posted by Gobshite
Permanently get rid of your stinger and we'll talk.



Posted by Sn1p3r187
Stingers are fun to look at. Just not fun to get hit by. I take caution when dealing with em. But other than that I like the Cap/Scorp relationships for the few there is. But apparently CP loves it more than Cap/Cancer 😛

Posted by LadyCalamityPosted by Sn1p3r187
Stingers are fun to look at. Just not fun to get hit by. I take caution when dealing with em. But other than that I like the Cap/Scorp relationships for the few there is. But apparently CP loves it more than Cap/Cancer 😛
I think it would be fine just as long a Scorpio stops over thinking things. Gobshi- mentioned that Scorpios get this emotional paranoia and I totally agree! I know that I used to be absolutely horrible! I mean, I would never say, "hey, what did you mean when you said that!?" But I totally did over think things and let them consume me in my head.
Maybe Cap would not react the way that Scorpio expects and it just sets Scorpio off on the inside.
I've learned that I can't let my emotions dictate the way I behave and even more, to not have expectations and stop ASSUMING THINGS.
I had an Aquarius ex and he made it so easy for me =). He never fed into my emotions and it was awesome. We had a really balanced relationship (only person I have ever lived with too). As long as he wasn't adding water or emotions (which was never), I followed the same. We were really relaxed together and I never had to question him. He may of not been real emotional or clingy, but was very loyal and accepted that I was really nurturing. He didn't mind it at all.
His actions spoke louder than words, he accepted me, and that to me was enough.
Life happens and we went our separate ways, but I still look back fondly sometimes. He's not a bad guy at all.
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I don't know. Some of us are pretty distrustful and stay away from relationships for a while, and even then we stay a bit distant to confirm our distrusts or to dissafirm our reasons for distrusting. Tbh, even putting up with a Cancer moon is bloodily complicated. I honestly think my sister is more cancer than she is Virgo. Either way, when it does come time for love some of us just won't make the first move. We're rocks.

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Because not being able to cuddle or hold your hand in public is kind of deal breaker.
Anyway, pick me. I'll spice up your vida. It will be le vita of Scorpiecap.
Tldr/in other words: agree that water signs dating water signs are nightmares and you cool kid caps smooth and cool the waters.