Capricorn Confessional

You know what to do...

I sometimes wake up with inmense yearning for cuddling, icecream and a chickflick marathon. This is not a joke....

I confess...

I actually DONT know what to do
I really enjoy kids movies
I crave playing call of duty sometimes
My mind is 10 x dirtier than you can imagine, but I hide it very very well
I might be falling in love and it hurts

Posted by Lucriu
I sometimes wake up with inmense yearning for cuddling, icecream and a chickflick marathon. This is not a joke....

thats cute

Posted by CreepyPants
I confess...

I actually DONT know what to do
I really enjoy kids movies
I crave playing call of duty sometimes
My mind is 10 x dirtier than you can imagine, but I hide it very very well
I might be falling in love and it hurts

A chick that plays call of duty?

and i kick ass at it 😉

I used to enjoy cyber sex quite a bit
I once was a devout Christian and am now fiercely somewhere between atheist and agnostic
I was a majority of my girlfriends' first kisses ever since I was 12 or so.

first girl-girl kiss that is

I consider fake boobs. Maybe 50/50 chance that I'd do it.

Posted by CluelessCancer

Posted by Lucriu
I sometimes wake up with inmense yearning for cuddling, icecream and a chickflick marathon. This is not a joke....

i love you.

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Lol you gotta stop CC, theres only so much flirting a guy can take before he starts getting feelings 😉

Posted by CluelessCancer
I'm in my 30s and have only slept with four men ..i wouldn't' call that easy...but anyways Lucriu, I want to FUK you like an Animal...

LoL I wrote my previous comment with out reading this... 😕 STOP!!!

Yes it is but sooooo true

Posted by clutch
I was paid for my first kiss.

well that's kinda flattering I suppose no?

Posted by clutch
@creepypants: You sound wonderful.

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and by "wonderful" do you mean i sound like a zoo? 😛

thanks! lol

Posted by geminicandIe
CC, what's going on here?
What are you doing to these Cap guys??

she's been stirring things up. i know. i've been creepin' n watching lol

Posted by geminicandIe
Creepy, tell us more about your cyber sex adventures=)
Was there camera involved? lol

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puuuuurrrrrrrhaps 😉 it's that mars in aqua. it does weird things.

confessions people!!!!!!

I still have feelings of animosity towards my ex.
I dont take showers everyday. lol

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Posted by CreepyPants
I still have feelings of animosity towards my ex.
I dont take showers everyday. lol

oh no, don't let a Virgo hear you say that!

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ya know... been there tried that and they're not really for me. lol clearly.

i realize that this thread was inspired by lucriu but aside from that, i seem to have this need to purge right now

lol well as long as my confessions come off as funny and not tragic lololol...


i uhhhh.... like to finish off a whole bottle of wine on some nights
i might be a workaholic right now.

GC, i feel your coffee expenses woes... there's something also addicting about going to the coffee shop, waiting in line, and dropping the 5 bucks every... single... time. twice a day some days.. why—— i was thinking about this the other day as i realize i have the ability to make the same damn coffee at home. tastes just as good!

Posted by geminicandIe
Hahahaha CC, you got a bad case of icy cap fever!

she's almost feral lol it's fantastic

Posted by geminicandIe
Ladies, ladies, ladies...we are turning into proverbial feminist women that Don J described in his best-selling thread "how did sex&the city ruin 30-something females".

We work hard, but we spend it all. On ourselves. Or our cats. With no regrets.

Heh...

blaaaaaahhhhhhh.... the idea that i'm a feminist because i'm handling myself... since... there's so many other alternatives ...is vomit inducing.

real talk ladies

Posted by geminicandIe
This reminds me of Sex and the City episode, lol.

Creepy pants in her little Las Vegas flat, with her bottle of wine. Succesful and sexy business woman (Samantha)

CC in her Seattle mansion always complaining about not finding a right guy. Little bit prudish, yet on eternal quest for love and hot sex. Incredibly smart and deep. (Charlotte or Miranda)

GC in her middle of fucking nowhere... 1 by 1 space/home not even enough for all her books and shoes collection. From mister Long to Mister Wrong, fucked up in the head a little bit, and with messy blonde hair. She is not even sure what she wants. (Carrie)

omg... LOL. I'm even egging CC on in her lusting. hahahahaha! well painted analogy, GC. scary as it might be lol

oooh another confession... i'm considering joining a dating site

i'm just pretty sure that would blow up in my face in a place like Las Vegas

I think so GC... we're pretty like minded, or have enough similar life issues it seems 😛

Girls weekend out in Las Vegas... it would be epic lol

i have no freaking idea. my friend was telling me plenty of fish.

another big confession, lol... i'm considering dating girls too

or maybe i should just stay away from all ideas that might possibly blow up in my face lol

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Posted by CreepyPants
i have no freaking idea. my friend was telling me plenty of fish.

another big confession, lol... i'm considering dating girls too

Girls, huh? But girls don't have schlongs:/

Anyways, plenty of fish sounds like a sex hook-up place because my Gemini friend was on it.

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yea that's what i hear too, but it also came highly recommended.. ugghhhh. i'm so 'whatever' about it.

and there's a big world of dildos and strap-ons out there 😛 makes my mars aqua go all doey and wide-eyed

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Posted by CreepyPants
or maybe i should just stay away from all ideas that might possibly blow up in my face lol

Errr, blow up in your face how? Like literally? Hheheheh it could be fun😉

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lol i didnt mean it like that but i was waiting for that to be picked up. i suppose it doesnt hurt to look.

Posted by geminicandIe
Confession:

I have been thinking to apply to be a flight attendant. A friend who works for one carrier told me about some opportunities. I would take a pay cut, but it would give me a chance to travel which I loveeeeeeeeeeee and a chance to sleep with someone on the airplane, hopefully with a hot pilot😛

But I haven't decided yet. She told me first few months is kinda "stand by" and they invite you anytime. You have to be ready to just go. Just fly.

One of my aries guy friends is a pilot for United. He flies the big 757s. BIG turn on. And he is the quintessential aries guy, but still a sweetheart and looking for love.... Dunno why I just solicited him, LOL, but if you are serious, I can ask him if he knows who you can talk to... yea?

*747*

Posted by geminicandIe
If I am serious about sleeping with a hot Aries pilot or being a flight attendant😄
Lmaoooooooooo!

Yes, I am serious. It would be a perfect career for me, at least for a while. I hate routine. I love meeting different people, traveling and I might as well put all my languages to use. I am single and free and relatively still young and cute (depending on who you ask, lol).

So, if you get some time, ask him please and I would much appreciate it!

btw, why aren't YOU dating him——?

i've always wanted to join the mile high club myself. lolololol srsly!

well, we friend zoned each other pretty good and now it just would be so awkward... lol. i love him to death, but dating him seems incestuous at this point LOL!

he's a catch, imo. he's back in town on the 1st from whatever damn exotic place he's working in, so i will definitely ask him for ya babe 😉

0.0 ....

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Posted by CluelessCancer

Posted by geminicandIe
Now where is this lycra velcro guy to make our night fun? CC, will you share him with me? I kinda like him too, lmaoooooooo😛

sure, he's so fun! lol at lycra velcro bahhahahahhahahahahhahahahha


Lucria you okay with being shared, since stillwatr rejected you, i'm sure you won't mind the advances of a Gemini.

Nah, he won't mind advances of advanced Gemini lady😛
There will be no left over of him, once we through with him hhehehehehhe. I am just waiting for him to get in here to properly introduce myself, lol.

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Just had some wine... sleeping over at a friends house and even though the thought of this is a fucken MAJOR turn on... Sorry to dissapoint but im not built to be shared, if you ever get me to please you and share your fantasys with me CC, Id be yours and no one elses. That being said seriously, you need to stop, and im not saying hopin you dont, Im tired of playing this game kk? You win , Youre the better flirt CC 😉

My confession:

This Leo that drips of hot steamy sex won't leave me the hell alone. And all I can think of is the cap, that has no problem leaving me alone..

What the F is wrong with me?!?!?

you're a lover TG. That's what you taurus romeos do.

*sigh*

Confession.

Having a venus in aquarius sucks, I currently have 7 crushes and my aries moon is waiting for the green light on all of them 0.0

confession:

i actually do own a pair of creepy pants

Posted by CreepyPants
confession:

i actually do own a pair of creepy pants

Too long! Too long!

Confession - I miss my capi - hearing him talk he has the most amazing northern accent makes me melt every time..

Posted by Serginho

Posted by CreepyPants
confession:

i actually do own a pair of creepy pants

Too long! Too long!

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LMFAO!!!!! love it Serg

confession

I would move again in a year... possibly even sooner.

Confession.

Im tired of confessions who wants to go grab a beer and play naked ping pong later? ^.^

Posted by CluelessCancer
Confession. I miss the Virgo. It's a hole burning in my soul, but I'll never call him.

Leo Moon pride. If a man don't want you. He doesnt' want you. Move along.

*sits besides you, rests your head on his chest and kisses the top of your head* I wont say he's an idiot, or that someone better will come along. I wont boost your ego telling you how amazing you are. All i have to say is "hang in there"

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Posted by Lucriu

Posted by CluelessCancer
Confession. I miss the Virgo. It's a hole burning in my soul, but I'll never call him.

Leo Moon pride. If a man don't want you. He doesnt' want you. Move along.

*sits besides you, rests your head on his chest and kisses the top of your head* I wont say he's an idiot, or that someone better will come along. I wont boost your ego telling you how amazing you are. All i have to say is "hang in there"

you're so sweet. Thank you.

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And yet you still wanna whip me on the other post..... PFT girls, who gets them?

Lmao!!!! No..... cuddling..... my one weakness...*clenches fist* why did i post it!!! why...... *smiles* Ok!

I wanna cuddle your brains out... and then some.

I dont have cuddle buddies for long 😢 they always look at it like foreplay

Posted by CluelessCancer
I'm in my 30s and have only slept with four men ..i wouldn't' call that easy...but anyways Lucriu, I want to FUK you like an Animal...

Hasnt stoped you before. 😉 but i can take a hint, I gotta go to a tournament anyway.