Holiday Traditions

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it all kinda starts after halloween... retail stores start throwing up xmas decor and products with a splash of thanksgiving stuff. turkey day rolls around the end of november... purely a food and football holiday meant to recognize the short time when the native americans and pilgrims actually got along as well as giving thanks for things. xmas holiday season begins arguably immediately when the food coma commences. several hours following is the black friday craze when the push for economic boost begins and is draped with jolly holiday gift giving. After a few weeks of twinkle lights, bing crosby, the haunting sound of sleigh bells, slightly excessive spending, winter weight gain, perhaps annual church attendance, the media bleeding red and green, family, etc... suddenly it's the 25th and the weeks prior seem to end abruptly in gift wrap shredding frenzy... and then another food feast ending in another food coma.

nye comes at the perfect time a few days later... you're 5 lbs heaver, holiday $ pent and asked repeatedly what your new years resolutions are.

at least that's how my ppl do it. lol love it.