Mountain Kink?

Capricorn:

When you think of Capricorn fetishes, think of mountain tops. High heels, an older man or woman, back to nature types, flannel, or boardroom sex. If you can't find that, then see them having sex on top of a mountain.

Link: http://aforaquarius.tumblr.com/post/37702961099/fetishes-that-your-sign-is-most-likely-into

...Uhhh, what? Discuss?

Ah eww no. I don't like boardroom sex. No phone or cyber sex either that's just too damn desperate and lonely. Boardroom is too boring. I prefer my bedroom, water bed, mink sheets, satin covers, and a bottle of champagne. There you have it, satisfied lover.

But Virgo, Scorpio, Taurus, and Leo got to me the most. Cancer did a little bit too. :")

Posted by Fox
LMAO@ some of the gifs

Poor Taurus.

Posted by Sn1p3r187
Ah eww no. I don't like boardroom sex. No phone or cyber sex either that's just too damn desperate and lonely. Boardroom is too boring. I prefer my bedroom, water bed, mink sheets, satin covers, and a bottle of champagne. There you have it, satisfied lover.

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...You got anything in 2nd house or Taurus? Geez, maybe 7th or Libra?
I can smell the Venus all over you boy.

Went to Tumblr... was disappointed by the lack of porn gifs. 😢

Posted by exoskeleton
hawt.

There is nothing hawt about riding a Capricorn all the way to the top of the mountain and making them get down on their knees! 😐

Oh please. There's plenty of hotness when a Scorp is doing it. There's a reason why I get down to my knees in that case. Yes I'm covered in Venus, Williams. Venus Williams cuz she so fineeeee..