Could someone explain what is what please?

I got a free natal chart reading but I'm having a hard time interpreting it as I'm not sure what houses are or what planets are supposed to represent what aspect of myself.

Things like Rising Signs and Retrograde etc are frying my little brain!

I can't even figure out how to upload the image but if someone could explain the above, I should be able to figure out the rest myself 🙂

Go here: http://www.astrowin.org/

very detailed description of everything

I can't set up tumblr right now but so far all I see is this until I do my delving later tonight:

Rising: Taurus

Sun: Gemini

Moon: Gemini

Mercury: Taurus

Venus: Gemini

Mars: Cancer

Jupiter: Gemini

Saturn: Capricorn

Uranus: Capricorn

Neptune: Capricorn

Pluto: Scorpio (This concerns me, I find every scorpio I've ever met to be utterly terrifying for some reason)

N.Node: Aquarius

I'm slowing taking in information about the houses but the planet thing makes no sense so far. I really am the new kid on the block right now haha

Haha it really is, it explained a lot about myself in that respect!

I'll take your word for it, the few Scorps I've met have felt like a black hole in the room and although it makes my curiosity peak, it's too scary for me to actually go near - very rare.

I have no idea. If this link works, maybe you can tell me! http://peepers89.tumblr.com/post/149326808523