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Fursona thread
Rabbit- tardigrade
I know it's not the same thing as zoophilia but it reminds me of the copypasta
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
I have no idea what this thread is about. How do you arrive at that animal totem?
Posted by Solo
I know it's not the same thing as zoophilia but it reminds me of the copypasta
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Thank you, this is useful since I often pose the question of "which Pokemon is sexiest"! What fursona would you like? Id assign you a chameleon or snake
Posted by WarAngel79
I have no idea what this thread is about. How do you arrive at that animal totem?
Fursonas are a gen z thing where they have turned early-2000s furry kink into an innocuous fun thing
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by WarAngel79
I have no idea what this thread is about. How do you arrive at that animal totem?
Fursonas are a gen z thing where they have turned early-2000s furry kink into an innocuous fun thingclick to expand
Oh I see, I didn't even know that was a thing. Not bad though.
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Solo
I know it's not the same thing as zoophilia but it reminds me of the copypasta
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Thank you, this is useful since I often pose the question of "which Pokemon is sexiest"! What fursona would you like? Id assign you a chameleon or snakeclick to expand
Lol for some reason a chameleon somewhat fits but I think some kinda cat probably
Posted by SoloPosted by MidAtBestPosted by SoloThank you, this is useful since I often pose the question of "which Pokemon is sexiest"! What fursona would you like? Id assign you a chameleon or snake
I know it's not the same thing as zoophilia but it reminds me of the copypasta
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
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Lol for some reason a chameleon somewhat fits but I think some kinda cat probablyclick to expand
Something slinky
I'm not dissing you, you're just lithe, kind of andro and confusing in a Satan from Passion of the Christ sense (slay) and slink past drama lol
Boredandbeautiful- bumblebee
Posted by MidAtBest
I already did this thread when I was dragon & it flopped but still, I'm a proud manatee
Idk why people don't be choosing sea creatures since they're so awesome, esp beluga whales 😍
I understand not choosing birds, insects, or bacteria, protozoa though. Who wants to claim trichomonas 💀
My adorable fursona illustration with my Libra ex thing the jackalope
Also feel free to assign DXPers fursonas
Sancho- my cat
Dory- reindeer
Ands- hyena
Walk_on_by- moose
Cloudy- koala
God_of_the_gaps- another hyena
JJ- buffalo
Black_ops_berserker- possum
Moon4- beluga
Warangel- angler fish
Hemispheres- blobfish
Nano- sugar glider
Halalbae- gazelle
Poppy- dolphin
Ayb- Baloo from Jungle Book
Kimbo- chlamydia
chlamydia 😅
What am I? 😀
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by MidAtBest
I already did this thread when I was dragon & it flopped but still, I'm a proud manatee
Idk why people don't be choosing sea creatures since they're so awesome, esp beluga whales 😍
I understand not choosing birds, insects, or bacteria, protozoa though. Who wants to claim trichomonas 💀
My adorable fursona illustration with my Libra ex thing the jackalope
Also feel free to assign DXPers fursonas
Sancho- my cat
Dory- reindeer
Ands- hyena
Walk_on_by- moose
Cloudy- koala
God_of_the_gaps- another hyena
JJ- buffalo
Black_ops_berserker- possum
Moon4- beluga
Warangel- angler fish
Hemispheres- blobfish
Nano- sugar glider
Halalbae- gazelle
Poppy- dolphin
Ayb- Baloo from Jungle Book
Kimbo- chlamydia
chlamydia 😅
What am I? 😀click to expand
Crow. In the best way. Ive been lucky to see a murder out back (:
Posted by God-of-the-Gaps
Hyena?!?! You dissing me now? Lol
I read the most beautiful article once written by a female hyena specialist who works in a sanctuary. I can't find it, but if you Google "hyenas are misunderstood", a wealth of results pop up
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by MidAtBestchlamydia 😅
I already did this thread when I was dragon & it flopped but still, I'm a proud manatee
Idk why people don't be choosing sea creatures since they're so awesome, esp beluga whales 😍
I understand not choosing birds, insects, or bacteria, protozoa though. Who wants to claim trichomonas 💀
My adorable fursona illustration with my Libra ex thing the jackalope
Also feel free to assign DXPers fursonas
Sancho- my cat
Dory- reindeer
Ands- hyena
Walk_on_by- moose
Cloudy- koala
God_of_the_gaps- another hyena
JJ- buffalo
Black_ops_berserker- possum
Moon4- beluga
Warangel- angler fish
Hemispheres- blobfish
Nano- sugar glider
Halalbae- gazelle
Poppy- dolphin
Ayb- Baloo from Jungle Book
Kimbo- chlamydia
What am I? 😀
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Crow. In the best way. Ive been lucky to see a murder out back (:click to expand
Murder??
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by MidAtBestPosted by MyStarsShineCrow. In the best way. Ive been lucky to see a murder out back (:Posted by MidAtBestchlamydia 😅
I already did this thread when I was dragon & it flopped but still, I'm a proud manatee
Idk why people don't be choosing sea creatures since they're so awesome, esp beluga whales 😍
I understand not choosing birds, insects, or bacteria, protozoa though. Who wants to claim trichomonas 💀
My adorable fursona illustration with my Libra ex thing the jackalope
Also feel free to assign DXPers fursonas
Sancho- my cat
Dory- reindeer
Ands- hyena
Walk_on_by- moose
Cloudy- koala
God_of_the_gaps- another hyena
JJ- buffalo
Black_ops_berserker- possum
Moon4- beluga
Warangel- angler fish
Hemispheres- blobfish
Nano- sugar glider
Halalbae- gazelle
Poppy- dolphin
Ayb- Baloo from Jungle Book
Kimbo- chlamydia
What am I? 😀
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Murder??click to expand
A group of crows x)
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by MidAtBestMurder??Posted by MyStarsShineCrow. In the best way. Ive been lucky to see a murder out back (:Posted by MidAtBestchlamydia 😅
I already did this thread when I was dragon & it flopped but still, I'm a proud manatee
Idk why people don't be choosing sea creatures since they're so awesome, esp beluga whales 😍
I understand not choosing birds, insects, or bacteria, protozoa though. Who wants to claim trichomonas 💀
My adorable fursona illustration with my Libra ex thing the jackalope
Also feel free to assign DXPers fursonas
Sancho- my cat
Dory- reindeer
Ands- hyena
Walk_on_by- moose
Cloudy- koala
God_of_the_gaps- another hyena
JJ- buffalo
Black_ops_berserker- possum
Moon4- beluga
Warangel- angler fish
Hemispheres- blobfish
Nano- sugar glider
Halalbae- gazelle
Poppy- dolphin
Ayb- Baloo from Jungle Book
Kimbo- chlamydia
What am I? 😀
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A group of crows x)click to expand
Of course, a murder of crows
Unfortunate name 🥴
a whale
Posted by Persona_De_Crab
I want to be a Phoenix, if mythological creatures are allowed.
They are, I have a jackalope in the thread x) that's lovely
I never exist in threads like this and it's bullshit.
Soul- direwolf
Posted by WarAngel79
I have no idea what this thread is about. How do you arrive at that animal totem?
Don't get involved
Posted by Walk_on_byPosted by WarAngel79
I have no idea what this thread is about. How do you arrive at that animal totem?
Don't get involvedclick to expand
🤭
Posted by Black-Ops-Berserker
Nigga just called me a possum
They are sweet, worthy and misunderstood!
https://www.tiktok.com/@amyadelman1/video/7354262727092653355?lang=en
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-Berserker
Nigga just called me a possum
They are sweet, worthy and misunderstood!
https://www.tiktok.com/@amyadelman1/video/7354262727092653355?lang=enclick to expand
You're a possum!
Posted by hermitcrabPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestYou're a possum!Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerThey are sweet, worthy and misunderstood!
Nigga just called me a possum
https://www.tiktok.com/@amyadelman1/video/7354262727092653355?lang=en
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It may come as no surprise to you, but this ^ little roadkill has a gem mars too @midatbestclick to expand
Noo I love him xD he's a good one
Posted by hermitcrabPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestYou're a possum!Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerThey are sweet, worthy and misunderstood!
Nigga just called me a possum
https://www.tiktok.com/@amyadelman1/video/7354262727092653355?lang=en
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It may come as no surprise to you, but this ^ little roadkill has a gem mars too @midatbestclick to expand
Sexiest roadkill of your life
I'd pick eagle
This is not the first or second or even third time that I’ve been likened to a sugar glider 🤣 online and irl!
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Idk why people don't be choosing sea creatures since they're so awesome, esp beluga whales 😍
I understand not choosing birds, insects, or bacteria, protozoa though. Who wants to claim trichomonas 💀
My adorable fursona illustration with my Libra ex thing the jackalope
Also feel free to assign DXPers fursonas
Sancho- my cat
Dory- reindeer
Ands- hyena
Walk_on_by- moose
Cloudy- koala
God_of_the_gaps- another hyena
JJ- buffalo
Black_ops_berserker- possum
Moon4- beluga
Warangel- angler fish
Hemispheres- blobfish
Nano- sugar glider
Halalbae- gazelle
Poppy- dolphin
Ayb- Baloo from Jungle Book
Kimbo- chlamydia