Anyone know what this chart says?

Sun=Gemini
Moon=Virgo
Mercury=Gemini
Venus=Taurus
Mars=Taurus
Jupiter=Leo
Saturn=Virgo
Uranus=Scorpio
Neptune=Sagittarius
Pluto=Libra
Asc node = Virgo

it does doesn't it.... huuummmm...

Seems like he has all the right stuff in the right places.. right?

Without any water, this person is probably out-of-balance emotionally.

Gemini Sun / Virgo Moon

The combination of your Sun sign and your Moon sign suggests that you are dominated and motivated by intellectual pursuits. The natural tendency of a Gemini Sun to have a bright outlook and a versatile nature, is shaded by the Virgo Moon. You may become carried away by trifles and petty worries. You are moody and temperamental, with a good deal of self-dramatization and a tendency to feel misunderstood and unappreciated. There is a degree of tension and a nervous energy in your makeup that can be an advantage or a disadvantage, depending on how it is used. You are very alert, and always think things through, even if you don't always see them through to completion. You may often jump from one project to another with lightning speed. Digging deeply into any subject is not your style . You can be critical of people, finding fault in their reasoning, and you are never shy about telling it the way it is. You are thought of as a "straight shooter" and your air of efficiency is impressive. Though your expression may be pointed, it is never vengeful in a heavy emotional way and you are never intentionally mean or unreasonable. You are sociable and entertaining, with a desert-dry sense of humor and wit. It may not seem so, but you are rather serious and if you can force yourself to stick to a job, you can accomplish much, especially if the project involves mental processes. Your mind is sharp as a tack, and you have the logic and facts to back your every move. Unfortunately, you may enjoy explaining your theories and plans more than executing them. Developing the ability to relax and be satisfied in the world as you find it will help you a great deal.

Probably an extremely fast paced Gemini (imagine the combined speed of a Cheeta and a gazelle and a racing dog grey hound) considering his ascendant and moon, I don't know how the denser earthy Venus and Mars conjuction would fit in though considering the Virgo influence. This Gemini Virgo combo just might be the busiest person you will ever meet.

imagine the combined speed of a Cheeta and a gazelle and a racing dog grey hound

I just got a mental image and holy crap that's fast.

Aquarius I think is a fast sign, Aquarius is associated with speed, although its more like a circumambulating beam of light - y'know what I'm talking about? Like when an artificial ambulating beam of light is projected into a night sky or when a chopper beam is projected down on land. Mercury is differnt in this respect not spacy octave like Uranus - Mercury is more basic but can move just as fast - by analogy it would be something like the fastest mammal (a cheeta which is a Mercury ruled animal) variously chasing the beam or avoiding it at high speed, besides the Uranus beam of light is comparatively more predictive it follows a definite course of projection (despite being erratic) compared with the sporadic route that Mercury follows likened to the Cheeta chasing down its Mercurian cousin the Gazelle. Ever seen what that's like? Its extremely fast paced - sporadic zig zag between the two fastest moving mammals in the world. Another analogy would be the humming bird, definitely ruled by Mercury.

Well its for a friend of mine.. and actually he isn't busy at all... he is pretty relaxed and down to earth. Not lighting speed and i've known him for years. He wanted me to see what you all had to say..

He says to tell you thanks. lol

I told him he just needs to make a screen name. ha!

The Venus Mars in Taurus would make for a very sensual earthy Gemini, just like me.

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Any of the feminine signs influencing an Air sun is less double edged its more beneficial we can recognize and work with the differences to balance zodiacal discrepancies we have a greater intellectual capacity to compreend these complex intircacies. I can imagine that the fire signs have a more challenging problem when they have the feminine sign influences - can be extremely double edged. Can you imagine a Fire sun with Water rising? Very double edged - bad or good Fire and water do not mix, Fire and earth do not mix. Fire/Earth, Water/Fire. Can you imagine a Water sun like Scorpio and Pisces with Aries rising? very double edged especially for Scorpio. Conversely the three Water signs can benefit from an Air sign influence I don't think that there will be any serious double edged quality here.

Likewise earth could aso benefit with the three Air signs.

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