Scenario

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It's a Friday afternoon. Part of a pattern you've come to know well; calling in sick and stretching your weekend over one extra day. The summer season so suitably structured for vocational apathy.

But today seems different. Like a spitting static preceeding a storm, there's something about today that prevents you from relaxing. The wind makes little eddies of dust on the long dirt track that points towards the road. Though the windows are closed, you can feel the air circling against your skin.

It's far too hot to be indoors and almost unbearable beneath the sun. The only place that can offer any refuge on a day like this is the creek behind your house, so you make your way towards it. Bare feet and burning granite. But the creek is dry. And yet you hear the water streaming from behind the rocks.

You follow the sound until you find an opening in the rocks and crawl through the darkness. The tunnel seems to be getting smaller and smaller and the water you are crawling through is so cold it starts to numb your fingers.

Then just when you have almost convinced yourself to turn back............
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...something catches your eye! It appears to be a piece of pink celephane plastic; probably just garbage but still worth taking a look; how can you pass the on the color pink? Pink is not
anything to be ignored!
You have to pick it up and look at it and check it out;it could be something REALLY good!

Ok, what do we have here—
Afew purple hairs were potruding from the plastic, interesting...mmmm smells like maybe a skunk hit it! Geez my hands are froze
fummbling, but still curious; you struggle and finally the pink gives and open and BINGO!!!

Yup! there was a reason you called in sick; it was meant to be! What you needed was right under your nose. Wankan Tankan had sent you there to get well. It looked like a button but it was leafy and purple and sticky and smelled strong.

In your buckskin belt pouch, you take out your peace pipe and scrunch some of that green down. Some how your fingers are working find, amazingly efficent!!! You lay the fire to it and inhale. WOW! *cough, hack* that is some good chit. Let's try it one more time.

Ok, I'm good to go! But I can't go;I can't seem to move. All the sudden I am paralized from the scalp down. Need to sit down and think about this. It is kind of nice here. That dry creek bed was filling up again;and it sounded really sweet, running water, blue sky, perfect temp; the rest of the world seemed to go completely quite; I could hear nothing but creek and the thoughts im my head; complete peace, and then...
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YOU are a wonderful, creative writer...do you do this for a living? I am enjoying this...what's next? and then...... as I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you
and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me
unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed
still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, laid
upon my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you started to bite my
body without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me crazy while you
sucked me dry.

Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for
you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My
body still shows your marks, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you.........still waiting.....and waiting.....for,

.............you, mosquito!



comes after the, "and then....."——
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I love this too! Gems are the best writers ever! We have a strange but good imagination that some people lose as they get older. Very nice!

Let's start another story.... someone finish it!


I wake up this morning with of rush of energy that I can't describe. I look out my window and there is a little green garbage man staring back at me. His lips are forming the words"I love you, I love you". You get a little closer to the window, and wonder if he is joking...Could he be saying "Alligator food, alligator food". You open the window and leap onto the green painted grass. standing miles high over the green man, and you say.....
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...are you talkin to ME? I don't think you're talkin to me! Ok, say it again! Well, I am pretty sure you said alligator food and not " I love you" but you know what I say...CLOSE ENOUGH!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

Just then the little dicky took off and I had to go after him once again!! Why is it always me that has to do all the running around?

Ah, hahahhahahah! got him, finally! I knew it! It was the infamous 'Struvelpatta' very, very bad little knome/troll! He is always causing problems, but he is one sexy little guy and if you put him in your pocket, he does wonderful things under your clothes weeeeeeeee! I'll have to keep him around and hopefully I can feed him my special mixture of cheese, jellybeans, fruitloops, coco, and peanutbutter and make him grow full sized...oh! what a dream that would be!! Just think what I could do with him when he's full sized...OOch! sucker bit me, jumps out my pocket and is loose again. Uh, Oh! I loose sight of him and now....
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I decided to call garbage control! I think they will catch him before I can. So I dial 1-800-getridofpestygarbagemen. and they come to my rescue. I tell them that the man has tried to rape me, even though I like it a lot in secret. Something about their little bodies.lol. I tell them that he is a little different from any other little garbage man. He's about an inch taller than the others. Very sexy! The garbage people immediately get to my home and we go together to look for hi. We searched all over the city of Trash and it took about an hour before we found him raping another woman. Accept I was jealous, why did he ever come to my window and tell me "alligator food" if he didn't mean it. Damn Garbage Men! This is the last time I will let another get close. So, I decide to grab him and I put him in my purse, holding it close. I took him home and I lavished him in olive oil. I then diced him up. But to my astonishment, the fhucker was still alive! He was lip synching again. He said "alligator food, alligator food". I then realized even after I had cut him up, he still cared. I then.....
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...loved him like no other; I just wanted him to be as happy, so I took really good care of him; I lavished the little quacker with more affection than anyone could possibly stand, and he ate it allup and guess what— he grew and grew and grew to an astonishing 8 inches tall and 6'2" long ( and thats laying down)!!!!!! Once again my dreams had come true!!! And....
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...but nothing lasts forever...and in the marvellous gemini world where men are insignificant and don't cause too much trouble (HA!) and each moment lasts on average for about 1/64th of a blink of an eye, you know it can't be long before chaos decides to rear its charming head again.

So you bend down to tie up your shoelace. STUPID, STUPID GIRL/BOY!!! You remember that the world has a tendency to fall apart every time you stop concentrating on it, and then suddenly, with all the predictability of a gemini arriving at an appointment (HA!) it happens again.

You look up and see the edges of the sky melting into the treeline. A woman walks past you and her fingers are bananas. A crowd of David Hasselhoff impersonators is running towards you!!

You can't just sit there pulling out your hair with your tentacles. You've got to fix this mess! There's only one thing for you to do........
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...sheesh, ain't no thing....it's quit simple, and it will take care of everything!!!! hahahaha! You found the answer sometime ago, years before; you learned it quite well from watching Sissy do it in the movie 'Firestarter', you know the movie where she thinks bad things about someone and then it happens),but it is only used on the rarest of occassions, so there is plenty of time to get away from these scary David Hasslehoff impersonators.

I grab Struvelpatta and his magic gun and don't forget the puppies and we make a get-a-way; running for the hills! We run like the wind and nobody, not even the chica with the fingers, has a chance at keeping up with us; only one and he is a super steroidist Hasselhoff Cromagnum! His huge bulging muscles are knotted and sweaty as he tries hard to catch us; his mean distorted face shows me that he is not kidding around, but he has no clue what he is up against! ahhahahaha Looking back he is remotely close. OOpps, damn, I dropped our Struvel and his magic gun! God, that gun of his. It's the only thing worth living for, and I can't, no I won't, live for long without them! Ok, it looks like its time to turn the puppies loose on this bastard; I can only do so much by myself! Wow! can't believe what just happened next...
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...well, let me tell ya what happens next. It's the oldest story in the book. Just when you thought you got rid of one of the Hasselhoff imposters, more of them start popping up!!!! Everywhere you go! What happen to all the real people?? You can't keep this up, so the best thing to do is find a little safe house, hunker down with you and the pups and hopefully struvelpatta will behave himself and stick around, and if not, well...
If you feel a connection with another person of the opposite sex should pursue it, even though you and the other person seem like an unlikely couple— And yes, the pros do out weigh the cons.
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You know.. people try so hard to be different these days that being unconvential seems so conventional these days.. i mean, whats so bad about being "normal"?(what is the definition of NORMAL anyway) cus that doesnt mean they dont have their
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Obviously a few of you have been a bit startled by the 'Scenario' post.

I put it up there to explore people's imagination (something I'm realizing a lot of you know nothing about!)

If you don't have anything nice to say and if you're not
Cortica
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You wake up one morning...swing your legs over the side of the bed...and then realize they are particularly short!

You look down and see that they are also covered in thick hair...

In the doorway of your room stands your pet cat Anthony,
Cortica
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I can't stand being told what to do such as at my job. Do you have the same feeling?
twinkee77
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21 YearsGemini
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Hey all you gems, A scorpio friend (female) of mine is mad at me, but I'm not sure why.

Maybe because I called her on her secretiveness and the fact that she never shares her feelings and blows hot and cold.

Anyway, now she refuses to s
topazxs
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I am a gemini and i think that we are just fab! We are outgoing, social, witty, and loving. However, we are shy, and sensitive. It just depends on the mood. I feel we are always going from one idea to another, but not following through. We have many aspir
twinkee77
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What's your take on this?
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well what is it in us gems that makes our guys so possessive and jealous all the time? when i was dating a scorpio guy he would always tell me that i was a big flirt and he he said he couldnt stand it. well he didnt thats why he had an intimate relations
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Hey there gems,
I just wanted to share my point of view with you guys.I am sure most of you feel or have felt that u have been used or walked over over and over again in life with especilally certain people u had love for.The strange thing that happen
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I think we are all just using horoscopes as an excuse to find fault in other people and indulge in hate and disgust. Why do we need to do this? There is no reason. You can't save time, you can only spend it. So why not spend it doing something that w
abstrusely
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Do you believe in soul mates and true love and why?
Angeleys3481
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I am a Scorpio who has loved a Gemini for the last 40 years! Can we get it right? I find that even though he loves me he needs change. So, he finds a new love to play with then he is back. It is very hard to balance my loyalty against his needs. Can you t
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