MrHandsome
@MrHandsome
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A gambling farmer.
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The farmer showed up 20 minutes late with his lawyer by his side. They came in from the hall, farmer wore a straw hat with blue jeans over-alls and bare foot, the lawyer wore a white suit and alligator skin shoes with a big grin on his face from ear to ear smiling eager to meet the tax commissioner.
The tax commissioner question the farmers large income, where the farmers said "we'll it's because I'm a gambling man you see" the commissioner said that's impossible earn that much. Well let's make bet the farmer said and I'll show you.
$ 500 if I can stick my tongue out and touch my eye deal. The commissioner agreed..
So the farmer stuck his tongue out and touched his eye with his left hand.
The commissioner upset said we'll that's not fair you got give me a 2nd Chance to win my Money back.
OK said the farmer I'll bet you $ 5,000 If I can pee in your trash can from the top of your desk deal... that's 15 feet away said the commissioner that's impossible, so he happily agreed.
The farmer got on top of the desk pulled his pee shooter and pee'd all over the desk and peeing all over the commissioner getting nowhere near the trash can in the process .
The commissioner jumped in joy smiling and happy ha ha "you missed, you missed yes yes you owe me $ 5 grand baby.
Then the lawyer head dropped to his hands. "oh nooo, he said. He bet me $ 10,000 in the hall way that he could jump on your desk pee all over your desk and you, and you would just be excited and thrilled about all of it.