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Told me i will call u back later its been 6 months..
So me, a libra, just broke up with my scorpio. I love him but he was going through a tough time. He lost his job and was just getting a new one. Everything was good but then 2 months ago he started acting like he was too busy for me. No calls or texts an
What do you do for yourself to make you feel adored?
What or who do you surround yourself with to feel supported and invincible?
I tend to think my partnerships as more of a role I play. i.e. friend, sister, mother, business. I pamper myself, but
I use to date a Scorpio. I broke up with him (because he's disrespectful and immature) I told him I don't want to be with him anymore. I've been ignoring him for a while. I won't give him any positive or negative feedback. He's constantly sending messages
A Scorpio and I eat lunch together everyday, most of the time he provides. He brings lil things to work he knows I like. He even comes to my work area everyday so that we talk for hours. We are not in a relationship and never even went on a date. Recently
Okay okay, hold on...sheath the telson already!
I just saw a list of most common to least common zodiac signs:
1 Scorpio 9.6 %
2 Virgo 9.4 %
3 Gemini 9.3 %
4 Pisces 9.1 %
5 Libra 8.8 %
6 Cancer 8.5 %
7 Taurus 8.3 %
8 Capricorn 8.2 %
Hi fellow scorps,
I'd like to discuss something with ya'll.
I've been noticing myself and my fellow scorp friends irl. We seem to have this underlying current of expecting the worst in situations. The output that we serve to our sorroundings may b
It seems like it doesn't matter who I have sex with, who I am in a relationship with, who I am hooking up with, I have a longer and much more intense sexual stamina, and it's very frustrating. The Scorpio I have been getting with likes sex and sexual thin
So my cousin conned me out of 4000$ and when I asked for it back she blocked me off Facebook. So I messaged her bf and told him she banged four guys in one week then messaged her best friend and told her eveything my cousin said about her. And I don't fee
What do you call an erect Virgo? Bitch.
How many Libras are too many Libras? Gemini.
How many tickles does it take for a Scorpio to smile? Your hands being cut off.
Whats the best way to make a Pieces cry? Be a dick.
What's the best way to make a Cancer cry? Kill their mother.
What's the best way to make a Scorpio cry? Stimulate the tear-ducts directly.
What's the best way to make an Aries laugh? Fart in their face.
What's the best way to make a Leo orgasm? Draw around their nipples with crayon.
How do you catch a Sagittarius? A land mine.
How can you make an Aquarius give you all their money? Through extortion.
What's the best way to seduce a Taurus? Cum in their eyes as they wake up for a Log day at work.
What is this pie made out of?! Pieces.