Funniest shit your partner told you

...from @LadyNeptune... I know nothing about your husbands dick... ...she posted... Do you see it as a request for a dick pick? Sometimes young designers who have nothing to do go crazy...I’ve heard that! But how do I tell him that? 🤣🤣

Pumpernickel is a type of rye bread that is originally from Germany. The origin of the word is pretty entertaining: It’s a German word that comes from pumpern, which means to to break wind and Nickel, a take on the name Nicholas, which is associated with

...walked in on your soul mate mating with another soul?

I work in a facility for elders. 80 y/old man always told me I am cute and he likes me. I said I like you too... So he always talking to me and today finally HE ASKED ME OUT! And after I’ve escaped - he saw me again and asked me to stop by at his apar

If it's yourself please state sun sign and story. If it's another person please share a funny description of their sun sign followed by why you think their actually nuts. I'll go first My Gem sister threw 2 televisions out of the window from the 2nd

...before you see the post - what is the first thought crosses your mind? Teena - young pretty smart Scorpio. Rare combo. Tiziani - jee! I'll feel dumb again... EvilHare - is he still having sex? starwars - hope Hollywood will keep her busy enough

My husband just remember tjat guy we saw and my husband asked How are you? He said Me too! Lmao

Old bag and justahoe sit down

I know I have witnessed some really funny, crazy and even scary things while using public transport. Share some of your memorable moments. Living in London, people tend to fall asleep on the tubes and trains rather often. Ill never forget travelling

Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them. And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they ha