Jwalker
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C'mmon guys, what're your best ones? The cheesier, the better!! :)
David was away from home on a business trip. His cell phone rang and the caller I.D. let him know that the call is f
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When he awoke St.Peter was there.
St Peter: "Ralph I'm sorry but you died in your sleep."
Ralph: "No NO NOOOOOOOO you HAVE to send me back!! I have too much left to do!"
St Peter: "The best I can do is send you back as a chicken."
Of course Ralph is devestated but reluctantly goes back as a chicken. He finds himself in feathers clucking and pecking at the ground. Along comes a rooster and says "ahhhhhh...you must be the new hen huh? How's your first day goin?"
Ralph replies..."O.k. so far but I feel kinda funny." The rooster says..."That's ovulation your about to lay an egg". Just then Ralph did lay an egg and it really felt gooood. In fact he was suprised at the joy he felt of motherhood. Then Ralph laid another and felt even better, and then one more. Then out of nowhere he was smacked in the head and heard his wife's voice screaming: "RALPH WAKE UP!!! YOU'RE SHITTING IN THE BED!