PickUp's.

This topic was created in the Jokes forum by MysticFire on Sunday, January 28, 2007 and has 6 replies.

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@CreepyPants
20 Years5,000+ Posts

be original and say 'Yes'

hey, i forgot my number... can i have yours?

i can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me

if i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

if i were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

this one isn't funny or clever, but funny because some idiot used it on me just last week while i was *ehem* grocery shopping...

"do these pants look too short on me?"

followed up by...

"so watcha shopping for?" *notices the chips n salsa in my basket* "mexican food?"

tsk tsk

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@CreepyPants
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haaahahahahaha 😛 ya, but i bet you could pull it off with more charm than that poor helpless guy. i oughta be shot for having this much pity. lol

nice crotch shot by the way... we go from guts to crotch? 😛 oh you

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@DK09
18 Years5,000+ Posts

You're alone, I'm alone. Why not make one and one two?

I'm no going to use a cheesy pick up line on you, oh wait I just did.

Want breakfast?(followed by a cheeky grin)