Keres
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Powdered doughnuts are like penises
Posted by KeresHilarious! Mini-doughnuts rule!
You're less likely to get covered in white stuff if you shove the whole thing in your mouth.
I get my best revelations when I'm driving...and apparently while eating powdered doughnuts.
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I get my best revelations when I'm driving...and apparently while eating powdered doughnuts.