Around 40,000 years ago humans (Homo Sapiens) and Neandertals lived in Europe at the same time. There is even genetic evidence that there was some inter-breeding between the species.
One human asks another how do you break a Neandertal's finger. The answer: Punch him in the nose.
This is the lamest joke of all time, but for some reason, I crack up when I tell it...
A cat with a bandage on one of its front feet limps into a bar. The bartender asks what the cat wants. The cat says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
Yes, I do tell this lame joke. lol
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Q. What's the busiest time of day for Chinese dentists?
A. TOOTH-HURTEE!
Is this a racist joke though these days?