Yo Mama Jokes........

Yo Mama is so stupid I told her drinks where on the house so she went and got a ladder.

Yo Mama is so poor I asked her what was for dinner and she put her foot on the table and said, "CORN".

Yo Momma so fat your daddy has to use a "Tom Tom" to find it when they're having sex!

yo momma is so thin she uses dental floss as her toiletpaper

Yo momma so fat she sat on a bag of skittles and made a rainbow

Yo momma so stupid, she went to the movies and it said no one under 16 and she went and got 15 of her friends

1.) Your mama so fat, God had to send her to hell because he couldn't lift her spirit...

2.) Your mama so dirty, so jumped in a water fall & made a mud slide...

3.) Your mama so cheap & dumb, she went to Costco to look for 'Powdered Water'...

4.) Your mama so dumb, on a job application she put 'Aquarius' when it said "Sign Here"...

5.) Your mama teeth so brown, she spit in a jug of water & made apple cider...

6.) Your mama so fat, she had to use a train as a dildo...

7.) Your mama hair so juicy, the KFC people put her in the sun & wrap chicken in her hair to make fried chicken...

8.) Your mama gap so wide, I had to catch a plane, 3 buses, & 2 trains to get to the next tooth...

7.) Your mama so old, when someone told her to act her age, she turned to dust...


2-thru-7 is what we use to say in school..

Hahaha.