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'Twas supposed to be a parody, obviously. I didn't wanna change it too much.

But as for non-aesthetic qualities, it's all about a deep entrancing look of intimacy as though they feel things for you not even explainable with words. That coupled with a sharp intelligence guided by wisdom. And selflessness. They think of themselves last. Which gives me a reason to be with them because such a selfless starlet needs one who will take time out to take care of her. And yet, she's so strong it's almost as if she doesn't need it.

#borderlineunrealisticleostandards
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well actually we ladies are way more complex than men and so i would say that it's the whole package, including personality and how it all works together that makes a man attractive. if you're talking in purely physical terms though, a man in uniform gets me every time. i just imagine the fitness underneath 😛 and tall too...i'm only ickle and i like being towered over raaaAAARRRRR!!!



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Posted by R1g0rM0rT1s
well actually we ladies are way more complex than men and so i would say that it's the whole package, including personality and how it all works together that makes a man attractive. if you're talking in purely physical terms though, a man in uniform gets me every time. i just imagine the fitness underneath 😛 and tall too...i'm only ickle and i like being towered over raaaAAARRRRR!!!





Whooaa. Okay... Taking much umbrage here.

Contrary to popular female belief, a ton of guys are about the "whole" package. It's just a cyclical societal projection put on men. Women think men are shallow pigs, advertisers recreate this stereotype in movies, adds, magazines, and girls eat it up like candy thinking it's all true to the point where they can't even believe a great guy who's being honest with them because "he must be lying, he just wants to fuck me".

If that's all the guys you've experienced in your life, I am sorry for you. It seems you've yet to come across a real man...

Didn't mean to just go off on you, Rig. You may not think that way. That was just something that needed to be made clear for every woman who bitches about not finding the right guy.

Maybe I've just seen too many facebook statuses...
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Posted by WoundedLeo
Not a problem if it's moving upward LOL.

(I think the Leo forum is fast becoming the most x-rated forum on dxp HA HA HA)



I predict a point in the near future where the leo board becomes a place where everyone goes wild and just starts uploading nudes of themselves

and in the mass chaos Seraph will walk in and be like "Wtf? I leave for 5 minutes and you guys start doing this—

















...I like it. ;]"

And the crazy sexy party continues...












And then Duncan walks in and is like "Hollee Sheeyit, I am shutting this down...

















hey, wait a sec..

















this is hot."

And we all end up on Tumblr...
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Posted by Jynja
Oh, there is. On the other thread, I can safely postulate that

1. Aries men are thigh-men

2. Virgo men are boobs-men

3. Leo men are ass-men

and with the exception of just one dud finding, support it with this:
Posted by Jynja
Recently, just chatting with my best friend and her friends, a psychologist revealed that men with an appreciation for boobs are naturally nurturing and thoughtful. They make great dads because they balance their responsibility with spontaneity and playfulness. A man who touches a woman's breast often is deeply caring and somewhat irrationally emotional in love relationships. It doesn't matter how big or scary looking he looks, when he finds "the one" he becomes her bear and treats her like porcelain, egg, delicately risen souffle.

Men with appreciation for ass are strong and strict. They tend to favor their daughters and spoil them beyond reason. They can be caring and loving as well, but are not very apt to showing these qualities in public. They tend to focus a lot on their manliness and can be a little irrational in the expectations they have of themselves. Though they can be more loving and caring than the boobs-man, the ass-man refuses to show this in public or even to his much treasured partner.

The thigh-man (or hips man) is fun-loving and happy go gay lucky on the surface, but don't be fooled - he's likely the smartest of all. His penchant for the intricate curves that form the support for child-birth makes him focused, artful and determined. Because of his sharp observation, he lives on instinct and has survived for so long because of it. He craves a family with many children who will be taught to survive as he has in their playful times, sorrowful times and normal day to day routine. They'll learn to love and help their mom as he does with all abandon. A thigh-man is more likely to develop mild/momentary depression at the news that his child fell ill than the others.

Note: We were all a little drunk when the topic came up so I can't guarantee it's credibility. I did see some of it in my own S/O though.



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Is this dud finding me cuz i said boobs?
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Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
Contrary to popular female belief, a ton of guys are about the "whole" package. It's just a cyclical societal projection put on men...



+1

I was trying put this into words myself but I lost my train of thought there for a while. The worst part is that many men believe in these projections and will try their hardest to stay true to them!

I'm pretty surprised that any woman who's been with a man and trusted him can say at the end of the day that a man is more interested in tits or a piece of ass than the whole symmetry.

But OK, I guess we're talking about physical characteristics here rather than what makes a perfect partner. So let's lighten up a little...