Leo sign

This topic was created in the Leo forum by HouseCleaning on Wednesday, October 3, 2012 and has 20 replies.

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@HouseCleaning
13 Years5,000+ PostsGemini

So I've been looking up information on each sign and I was really intrigued by the Leo romance

With your inflated ego, you are destined to wallow in the deepest of love's torturous despair. But you will bring it on yourself with all of your criticizing, belittling and arguing, and you don't even have any skill at poetry or art that you might use to channel the pain. You fall in love with the most horribly unsuitable emotional cripples, and then you proceed to whine about how they are too young, too old, too tall, too poor, already married, wrong gender, or from the wrong planet.

You are constantly seeking a knight in shining armor to rescue you from your romantic despair, but the problem is, when they do finally arrive, all you can do is criticize them for wearing the wrong color armor, or for not shining the armor well enough, or for riding the horse all wrong, or for any other minor fault you might nitpick them for.

You might as well face the fact that you are never going to find love, so it matters not at all what your ideal lover actually is.

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i don't know many leo men who complain tbh....i know plenty of women that do though, lol!!! i guess it's a girl thing cos i love nothing more than to whinge and moan sometimes.

i can't stand anyone else doing it though...i just switch off and start nodding a lot and agreeing/disagreeing as their tone of voice deems appropriate. all i actually hear is blah, blah. blah.....

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@Nala13
14 Years1,000+ PostsLeo

Joke or not it is absolutely true. My knight better have on Gucci shoes be about 6 feet tall have a decent income.

What can I say, the TV stayed on the Disney channel until I was 12. Aren't those the formative years. πŸ™‚

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17 YearsAries

Posted by seraph

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Posted by Huntress

Posted by SyntheticAnesthetic
Ugh this is so completely true, it's scary.
My Leo is forever complaining about EVERYTHING, everything is all wrong, no matter what way you do it. Drives me insane.

-eyeroll-

Wow, yet another dig at my opinion, give it a rest eh? My experience, my situation, my OPINION of someone I know...end of story

Oh don't worry, Synth.

It's normal for the different Fire signs to kick the dirt and dig in their heels with each other.

It's like a twisted tradition that we know is counter-productive but which we still love. It's like the Feats of Strength during Festivus.

Trying not to, I'm just relaying my experiences ya know? It's allowed right? ;p
I love you all, no matter what *hearts*

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@Huntress
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Posted by SyntheticAnesthetic

Posted by Huntress

Posted by SyntheticAnesthetic
Ugh this is so completely true, it's scary.
My Leo is forever complaining about EVERYTHING, everything is all wrong, no matter what way you do it. Drives me insane.

-eyeroll-

Wow, yet another dig at my opinion, give it a rest eh? My experience, my situation, my OPINION of someone I know...end of story

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Hah, what a strong reaction over one word. Relax, brah.

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@HouseCleaning
13 Years5,000+ PostsGemini

Alright before everyone lets their ego get a head of themselves. I am merely a messenger, but before you draw your conclusions i have one more excerpt. This part is a little orientated towards the males.

Leos are egotistical dicks. You think the entire universe revolves around you, and anyone not with your program needs to step aside or get squashed. You are full of yourself, miserly, impatient, unforgiving, racist and rude - and the odd thing is, it's all part of your charm. With all of these rotten qualities, you actually attract a large following of sycophants from the masses of idiots that populate our planet, and this entourage of drooling admirers only further over-inflates your ego. Despite the admiration of all of your followers, however, you are still a lazy, good-for-nothing asshole with nothing good to say about anybody. Also, you wear too much make-up. Male or female.

You like to think that you are at your best as the center of attention. Unfortunately for the rest of us, this invariably draws you to straight the Karaoke microphone despite your complete tone-deafness. Of course, when it's time to pay the bill, you are nowhere in sight. You bring cheap white wine to the party and drink the good red. And you drink far too much. You love to tell everyone else what to think.[1] You are bossy, dogmatic, opinionated and conceited, and your opinions are always either dead wrong or rooted in a great evil purpose.

Eventually you will get old and never see any of your self-centered, conceited ways do you a bit of good. You will then become bitter and cantankerous, constantly yelling at kids to get off of your lawn.

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@Huntress
14 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by WoundedLeo

Posted by incandescentcancer
^^It's that venus in Leo that does it to me πŸ˜›

Ahhhh well in this case, we will allow you into the honorary Leo club along with Rigormortis. πŸ™‚

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We have robes of silk and cookies of magical chocolate that is delectable yet doesn't effect your caloric intake or blood sugar!

Seraph only had to make a deal with the Devil to acquire it! πŸ˜„

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Posted by Huntress

Posted by WoundedLeo

Posted by incandescentcancer
^^It's that venus in Leo that does it to me πŸ˜›

Ahhhh well in this case, we will allow you into the honorary Leo club along with Rigormortis. πŸ™‚

We have robes of silk and cookies of magical chocolate that is delectable yet doesn't effect your caloric intake or blood sugar!

Seraph only had to make a deal with the Devil to acquire it! πŸ˜„

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Why make a deal with the devil when I can do so with a charming lioness πŸ˜‰

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Posted by incandescentcancer

Posted by Huntress

Posted by WoundedLeo

Posted by incandescentcancer
^^It's that venus in Leo that does it to me πŸ˜›

Ahhhh well in this case, we will allow you into the honorary Leo club along with Rigormortis. πŸ™‚

We have robes of silk and cookies of magical chocolate that is delectable yet doesn't effect your caloric intake or blood sugar!

Seraph only had to make a deal with the Devil to acquire it! πŸ˜„

Why make a deal with the devil when I can do so with a charming lioness πŸ˜‰

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Now that sounds like quite the deal πŸ˜‰