utter nonsense (command)

If I were a pickle, I'd be green?

Is it a shtickle of a pickle?

Is a red beet dead, or a dead beet red.

Is the one-horned flying purple people eater actually purple with wings and one-horn who eats people? or does it only eat one-horned flying purple people?

Do one-horned flying purple people eaters lay eggs? Do people eat frog's eggs like they eat fish eggs? If the French eat Frog's leggs, do they eath tadpole tails?

I don't know, but my cucumber I ate last night tasted a bit like a pickle. Which brings me to another question, is it indecent to eat a cucumber whole without cutting it up?

And why do I get the best reception on my mini radio when the radio antena is touching me?

All cultures have different foods that are of interest. at new year we eat cheddar cheese and pineapple for good luck. You cut it into bite size chunks and put it on toothpicks. A mate of mine at the pub told me he has come to the notion that the tooth brush was invented in Iran. He said if it was invented anywhere else it would have been a teethbrush.

Gwen.. it's cuz you're a well grounded person, with the radio. Funny about that pickle thing, My raisins taste oddly like grapes.. s'its a mystery.
James.. the toothbrush. You're evil.. and funny. About good luck foods.. Here where I live, it's cornbread and black eyed peas for New Years Day (maybe mustard greens as well, but those are nasty.)

And what about a "haircut" shouldn't it be, "hairscut?" Who gets just one hair cut? Good thing we are not charged by the amount of hairs on our head!

Re: indency @ food consumption. Hmm. Cuke's "should" fall in the same catagory as celery and carrots. Scientifically speaking here, (ahem).. the actual dimension of the gastronomic item (dramatic pawse..) isn't the issue.
I refer to Flashdance of the consumption of lobster.. a definitly un-verticallish, rather amorphorous yet delicious morsel.

Awgh! Intercepted by Freebird. Hi you.

Think god you did not say you all

James.. you could do well down here.. with that accent of your's. (and yes.. down here.. it would be "your" accent.)Nuff said.

Does utter nonsence have anything to do with our mad cow thing? Are the cows pissed about the utter nonsence? Why are we messing with utters rather than tits? Why wasn't this thread tit nonsence? Are bulls as fasinated with utters as men are with tits? Do they say look at the utter on that one?

I'm an antidisestablishmentarist. I think...

Antidisestablishmentarianists: Unite!

The cows that I pass coming to school all look at me and wink as I go by. They are plotting world domination.

And I don't know how Espernaut got away with calling a pisces a "well-grounded person" but dont worry, esp, I will not take it as an insult.

In is going to be 110 degrees today with the humidity. I think I will go steal the sun away for a while.

Gwen - Unite! lol I love word play.. About the radio and grounding.. you're either Very subtle & pulling my leg, or haven't read @ radio waves. (Never Give Away Your Tin Foil Helmet!!) Radio's work better when grounded. People are grounds.. (sigh) this is harder than I thought. Pass!!
Re: our bovine community and nefarious plot to overthrow established governments... Are You a Far Side Fan? By chance? You'd practically Have to be.. in Geek Circles.

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