
sweethearts
@sweethearts
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Posted by THEKingofLibra
Well that's easy. I put both my hands on her breasts and yell "THE MILKS GONE BAD!!!"


Posted by THEKingofLibraPosted by sweethearts
...go jack off it might relieve some of that tension 😉
I am jacking off reading thisclick to expand



Posted by LibraSid
I pass these out... it says it all.



Posted by NeferPosted by LibraSid
I pass these out... it says it all.
Well, sure.. you can give me one of these.. but why would I ever want to redeem it so I can bitch slap YOU? Psssh.click to expand



Posted by TasteOfChaos
I like corny pick up lines... they crack me up!









Posted by LibraSid
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me...




Posted by THEKingofLibraPosted by aquarius09
just point to his hot friend in the corner and ask him, "Is he single, coz if he is holllaaaaa!!"
No.. that leads to a threesome invitationclick to expand

Posted by THEKingofLibraPosted by aquarius09
No. A sexually repressed douchebag like yourself would interpret it that way.
Those are big words for an aquarius.. Did your mommy teach them to you?click to expand

Posted by THEKingofLibraPosted by aquarius09Posted by THEKingofLibraPosted by aquarius09
No. A sexually repressed douchebag like yourself would interpret it that way.
Those are big words for an aquarius.. Did your mommy teach them to you?
For someone who got his heart shattered by an Aqua, you don't know much about us, do you?!
Well you are obviously not aware that I am not a fan. And she is a liar and a manipulator, so that much I know about her. You are not her, and I am not anyone you know, so present your shit logically or be prepared to have my cock wrapped around your neck and me starting you like a lawnmower.click to expand

Posted by THEKingofLibraPosted by aquarius09
You want logic from me? I'll give you that if you maintain decency in your comments instead of shooting vulgarity.
I don't negotiate with logic terrorists.click to expand



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Someone approaches you to show they are interested/pick you up/flatter you BUT doesn't leave
BUT YOU AREN'T INTERESTED
how do you handle it? Politely without being offensive /aggressive or a prick