walking around the house-in the nude

and laughing at people who eat off of that table you sat on-in the nude

ow im bored as hell

lol your neighbors are the shit!!!

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Yes, I'm surprised at how well they type though.
🙂

Lmao, witty fella aren't you?

Turn the house on them TOC's!!

We were having a bbq at a friends one lunch and the neighbour came out to mow his lawns in a borat suit!!! he only did a couple of strips so it must have been a dare as they were new to the neighbourhood!! Bloody funny Aussies!!

typo....hose!

try?? I think you have it down pack!! lmao

really— it makes me feel naked! lol

I've had dreams of walking around naked in public and trying to cover up...

Is it a libra thing? idk

When my son is with his father for the weekend I do. Hell, I'm nude now. ( Not really.. )

Posted by venusianbull
When my son is with his father for the weekend I do. Hell, I'm nude now. ( Not really.. )

That makes the two of us. PARTY TIME!!!!

WHOOHOOOO! Quick DK, run around really FAST!

I whip my pants off. There goes my shirt too. I get in a ready position as if I were some Olympic sprinter. Ass in the air, junk dangling 3 feet off the floor. A slight breeze blows over and wafts the scent of my ass over. I smell it. The stench overwhelms my senses. At that moment it's like a gun goes off. I burst out of the gates like a wild stallion. I'm free. I'M FREEEE!!!!! Running with a giant smirk on my face as if to say, "Fuck you foul aroma! I've beaten you, Ha Ha!" Suddenly i look up and the screen door appears. OH NO! SPLAT! Like a mosquito smushed up against the windshield of a Ford bronco. I now lay there, naked and unconscious. I'm completely helpless. I let out a little fart. i begin giggling like a child. All is well again.

R...O.....F....L....M.....M....F....A....O