Qbone
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69 A Sexual Experiment...
That's hilarious!!!
thats as old as I am
hahahahahaha....LMAO.... that was a good one..neva heard that one before 😛
the joke that is 😛
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There was this elderly couple sitting on the porch swing, swinging back and forth.
The old man looked at his wife and smiled and said Fuck you!
The old woman looked at him sweetly and said Fuck you!
And this went on and on——?..
The old man looked at his wife and smiled and said Fuck you!
The old woman looked at him sweetly and said Fuck you!
And this went on and on——?..
Come on, you know you love them!
Why are pirates called pirates?
They just Arrrrrrrrrrr
A man walks into a bar and gets a compound fracture of his pelvis.
what sport do you play with a wombat?
Why are pirates called pirates?
They just Arrrrrrrrrrr
A man walks into a bar and gets a compound fracture of his pelvis.
what sport do you play with a wombat?
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I saw a little girl in my closet sitting on the floor. (this happened when i was on the top bed it was a bunk bed. And the closet door was open and the ghost was inside it.)
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
Men's Time of the Month
Biologists in Sweden will furnish conclusive evidence that men have
"periods" analogous to a woman's menstrual cycle. They seem to
correspond to changes in the relationship between Earth and the planet
Mars
Biologists in Sweden will furnish conclusive evidence that men have
"periods" analogous to a woman's menstrual cycle. They seem to
correspond to changes in the relationship between Earth and the planet
Mars
Shortly after arriving, she suggested that they try a 69. ?A 69, what the heck is that?? the boy said. Realizing that he really didn?t know, she told him. ?I place my head between your legs and you place yours between mine.? Still not knowing what she was talking about but not wanting to be embarrassed, the boy agreed.
Just as they get into position, the girl accidentally lets out a loud and smelly fart. The boy gagged and with watering eyes moved out of position. He gave the girl a shocked look as he covered his nose and mouth with his hand. The girl, extremely embarrassed, asked him to forgive her saying that it would not happen again. They returned to the 69 position.
Again, she accidentally let out another big one. The boy got up without saying a word and with a horrified look on his face, started to get dressed.
?I?m so sorry, please don?t leave,? the girl begged. To that, the boy responded, ?If you think I?m going to stick around for the other 67, you?re crazy?