GODDAMMIT THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. IN THE COLLEGE, AT WORK, IN THE JOHN, IN THE SEWERS, AND COMING OUT THE WOODWORKS. THEY MUST DESTROYED BY EVERY MEANS NECESSARY. I even have to avoid dressing like a Hipster by wearing baggy clothing and avoid wearing retro shit that would make me look like a left wing radical douchebag who wears jeans that cuts off circulation to their balls. The only thing I every wear that retro are round sunglasses, but I've had those for years. Hipsters ruin everything. They think they're reinventing something and making it original and anything new that is mainstream sucks ass. Hell if it were up to them, they would think wearing no pants at all is original. They try too hard to look cool because of their uneasy feelings about their individuality and identity not knowing that they're a part of some cliche stereotype and they only further it by being douchebags and wearing stupid shit. It's spreading like a disease and it's predicted to finally co-opt the country by 2027. Dear god, we've already lost. Damn, how did the hipster virus spread so fast? Who invented that stupid shit anyway?
