&2gedanow
@&2gedanow
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DXP APPRECIATION THREAD: HISTORY - With Movies!
Rule 3 is that the history, dxp members and dialogue should gel to get the point, tender moment or - in my case - joke across!
Oh, and, um, YES, I AM aware I am opening a can of worms, but come ON:
You can't say these moments with strangers haven't shaped you or taught you in some way!
Here's to the cult classic of social networking sites:
D. X. P!!!!!
You can't say these moments with strangers haven't shaped you or taught you in some way!
Here's to the cult classic of social networking sites:
D. X. P!!!!!
Why can't I shake the feeling that this thread will die quickly? lol
Posted by TasteOfChaos
*TOC enters, looks around... Sees &2geds
TOC: dude, who are taking to?
&2geds: dude, seriously dude, my anus
TOC: howz it going between you two, I heard the pair of you had hit rock bottom
&2geds: dude, he is a total asshole... I caught him wining and dining TVs treadmill last nite... I'm gutted dude like totally seriously
TV: I KNEW IT!
TOC: Well that's cheeky!
&2geds: Dude, come on now dude... Fuck the treadmill, he was getting too old for you anyway, he was an old fart...
TV: *sniff*
TOC: Sucks to be you!
😄
:o
Oh no you di'int LOL
That isn't from a movie, though, is it, TOC?
&2gedanow: I'm sorry, baby. Know whatamsaying? I want you back. Our time apart has made me... a better man.
*long pause*
&2gedanow's anus: I forgive you, baby... I... love you.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
*long pause*
&2gedanow's anus: I forgive you, baby... I... love you.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Lol this is great. I'll be back
Posted by Dynamite Parfait
&2ged, would you like to have a make-believe internet dalliance of some sort? Cuz I'm really feeling ya right now, homie....😄
My bf won't mind. He be a voyeur who regularly reads this site, but thinks he is too old (30) to join in the festivities. I've told him that most of the users are probably dinosaurs in young flesh suits, but he just doesn't seem to buy that.
But I'm feeling something strong, and I just don't want the magic to die. We could drink tea, eat crumpets and munch on shag carpets if that's your thang? That's the Brit way, right? 😉
C'mon, baby. Let's give it a try. Don't let the magic fade away.
😛
Sorry Dynamite, but mine heart belongs to someone else. Someone true - someone special, I tell you!!
My heart belongs to...
...my anus.
I blame TOC for my behavior 🙂
why thank u 2age I feel honored
& now I miss aa 😢 (I tried to warn him)
tubby has regularly told peeps here I intimidate them she's, putting words from her own mind into others mouths
obviously, I intimidate the shit out of that bitch 😄
imagine!? online intimidation 😛 I don't get it...
& now I miss aa 😢 (I tried to warn him)
tubby has regularly told peeps here I intimidate them she's, putting words from her own mind into others mouths
obviously, I intimidate the shit out of that bitch 😄
imagine!? online intimidation 😛 I don't get it...
5.23
Tubby "ur more rational than led to believe"
eden "its mercy compassion & forgiveness i lack, not rationality"
lol here's another:
DY: Tubby will work - Tubby my boy... customer, do you hear it, seak me, say you playing baseball here the other night?
Tubby: Wiffle ball! And, uh, no,that wasn't me.
DY: Ah, maybe the hear it makes it sound like baseball --
Tubby: Yeah, maybe, maybe you hear with an accent --
DY: F**K You! Okay? One day i'm going to put a camera up there, then I can tell, I know everything you do when i'm gone - everything - scratch your balls, take a sh** - everything, I tell you! Kay?
Tubby: Okay. (Under her breath) F**ker...
DY: I hate both of you ebony and ivory motherf**kers! I TELL YOOOU!
Lol, loved this movie, by the way.
DY: Tubby will work - Tubby my boy... customer, do you hear it, seak me, say you playing baseball here the other night?
Tubby: Wiffle ball! And, uh, no,that wasn't me.
DY: Ah, maybe the hear it makes it sound like baseball --
Tubby: Yeah, maybe, maybe you hear with an accent --
DY: F**K You! Okay? One day i'm going to put a camera up there, then I can tell, I know everything you do when i'm gone - everything - scratch your balls, take a sh** - everything, I tell you! Kay?
Tubby: Okay. (Under her breath) F**ker...
DY: I hate both of you ebony and ivory motherf**kers! I TELL YOOOU!
Lol, loved this movie, by the way.
And another (though this one's ironic):
Tubby: FREAK!
*&2gedanow looks around for the source of the noise*
Tubby: Behemoth.
*False cough from Tubby*
Tubby: THAT'S A HUGE B**CH!
LOL
Tubby: FREAK!
*&2gedanow looks around for the source of the noise*
Tubby: Behemoth.
*False cough from Tubby*
Tubby: THAT'S A HUGE B**CH!
LOL
I bet only a few of you know what thread the above is in reference to lol (this is all in jest by the way, Tubby, so chill).
Okay, so I'm trying to come up with one involving NIB and Ike, but nothing's coming...
Hahaaahahhaaha:
Scorpio Tiger:
Americuuh! F**k Yeah! Coming again to save the motherf**king day, yeah!
Americuuuh! F**k yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah!
Sweet...
Scorpio Tiger:
Americuuh! F**k Yeah! Coming again to save the motherf**king day, yeah!
Americuuuh! F**k yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah!
Sweet...
*Sniffs*
Patriots...
Patriots...
Posted by Prince_PiscesPosted by &2gedanowPosted by Prince_Pisces
What about me 🙂
I'll think of something, you wait and see lol
well it better be funny 🙂click to expand
lol we'll see.
Qbone's fears about America's "reach" realised:
mmnnnah, a bit weak this one, but Tom Cruise was hilarious and I ust had to share this.
For Prince Pisces:
Confused, PP? Why - it's only your most favourite actress in the whole wide world! 😉
Admit it. You smiled.
Don't you lie to me.
Confused, PP? Why - it's only your most favourite actress in the whole wide world! 😉
Admit it. You smiled.
Don't you lie to me.
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
Posted by pigeonpie
^^ hahaha, I love tom cruise in that film 🙂
Yeah. I swear it, I thought he was Adam Sandler at first.
"I will massacre you. I ill f**k you up!!!!"
Classic stuff.
Forgive me, Prince Pisces.
I tried. But doing you was hard lol
Funny thing - you're actually the most detached poster in this entire board!
Beside the occassional Natalie Portman/woman bashing, it's hard to know what you really feel strongly about.
Even your "lol"s are inscrutable!
I tried. But doing you was hard lol
Funny thing - you're actually the most detached poster in this entire board!
Beside the occassional Natalie Portman/woman bashing, it's hard to know what you really feel strongly about.
Even your "lol"s are inscrutable!
Enough said I think.
Posted by brianafayPosted by &2gedanow
doing you was hard lol
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmclick to expand
Gnnngh!
:0
Ooooh... Briana...
Ooooh... Briana...
k gotta admit best Tom cruise since taps tho he's a tear squeezer & that's lame as a thesp he has to know it's all bout the method...I gotta get some more but I'm busy shit! this would be fun! promise I'll be back tho..,
🙂
I think I'll do you next, yesh.
For Briana:
Briana: What'd you decide?
PA: They decided that they like you and they would like to put you on camera --
Briana: (Excited) Really?!
PA: (Fake laugh) I know. I was so surprised, two.
Passive aggresive much? 😉
For Briana:
Briana: What'd you decide?
PA: They decided that they like you and they would like to put you on camera --
Briana: (Excited) Really?!
PA: (Fake laugh) I know. I was so surprised, two.
Passive aggresive much? 😉
Posted by Prince_PiscesPosted by &2gedanow
Im not a woman basher! lol if it wasnt for them, i wouldnt have someone to touch up my regrowth 🙂click to expand
Ahaha... quite...
Posted by &2gedanow
I think I'll do you next, yesh.
For Briana:
Briana: What'd you decide?
PA: They decided that they like you and they would like to put you on camera --
Briana: (Excited) Really?!
PA: (Fake laugh) I know. I was so surprised, two.
Passive aggresive much? 😉
Haha
Posted by TasteOfChaosPosted by brianafayPosted by &2gedanow
doing you was hard lol
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Damn you! I was about to do the same thing!click to expand
Oi! You! You are a bad influence, lady! Bad influence!
Me and my arsehole are NOT pleased with the publicity! Not pleased!
Leave us in peace!
How are we supposed to raise kids (jeez) wth paparrazzo like you telling the whole world about our sacred union (oh my god, really, &2?! lol)?
Okay, so there was a line signifying good taste and, um... I think I, er, crossed it lol
Come on people? It doesn't even have to be history: just fit a dxp moment to movie dialogue.
My memory isn't even that great, but I'm belting 'em out like it's nothing!
I know you guys get laughs from dxpers' quirks, two (too?)!
My memory isn't even that great, but I'm belting 'em out like it's nothing!
I know you guys get laughs from dxpers' quirks, two (too?)!
Someone gimme a P-angel moment so I can do something with it.
A Venusian Bull one, perhaps?
Hell's Bells (Bella Beautiful), even?
I'd do another Tubby one, but it's beginning to get played out.
A Venusian Bull one, perhaps?
Hell's Bells (Bella Beautiful), even?
I'd do another Tubby one, but it's beginning to get played out.
Posted by &2gedanow
LOL What a b**ch. From Adventureland to Extract, Kristen Wiig owns every movie I've seen her in.
Well... 01:34 am o'er here. Time for bed... or some Futurama!
Dan, dan! Dan-dan-dan dan, dan! Dan-dan-dan dan, dan!
Dan, dan! Dan-dan-dan dan, dan! Dan-dan-dan dan, dan!
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1. one, two or more dxp members of your choosing
2. hard hitting dialogue from a movie
3. asterisks (for action)
3. embedded youtube video link (optional)
The idea is simple: based on past dxp history, fit dialogue from a movie to any dxp members of your choosing and let the hilarity ensue!
Rules:
1. The two members should have a history of some kind (romantic, catty, what have you)
2. The character's names should be replaced with the dxp member's name but the rest of the dialogue should remain intact
3. The
Other than that, the scene and history can be whatever: comedic, poignant, whatever the f**k you want.
Example:
Astrological Aftermath: You have many slaves, Eden... But few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my SPEARS... more than your whips.
*Eden moves in dangerously closer behind AA, placing her hands on his shoulders*
Eden: (whisper) It is not the lash they fear... it is my divine POWER.
Sorry about the length. Was the only vid I could find with the embed code. But watch from 1.46 to get the joke.
Anyway! Here's another:
Normal Is Boring: What does it mean to ya?
Jade Dragon: That somebody out there knows what it's like to be in here.
*Jade rises from her chair, placing one hand on her head and the other on her chest*
Normal Is Boring: (Fleeing for the elevator) Oh god this is a (my?) nightmare --
Jade: Oh come on - just a couple of questions. How hard is that...? How do you write women so well?
Normal Is Boring: I think of a man... and I take away reason and accountability.
LOL obviously, it didn't actually go like that between moi and Jadey but you get the point!