Funny Convos

Like the thread title says--post some conversations that you thought were amusing if you want. It could be either recently or from the past.

Here's a recent one...

Friend: Flat you lens.
Me: Go fork yourself.
Friend: Go suck a fuck.
Friend): Well how exactly does one suck a fuck?
Me: *laughs*

P Angel: I'm sorry for being such a fucking retard, Nightmare Storm. Do you forgive me?
Nightmare Storm: Hellz no, you bitch.

Something tells me that didn't really happen. :p

Friend: Sup.
Me: Hey! Hug it out bitch! I saw the coolest thing man!
Friend: You bring it?
Me: Bring what?
Friend: Fuck man I told you to bring it.
Me: Aww shit.... My bad. What now?
Friend: The fuck should I know?
Both: FUUUUUCK!!!!

DepressedAngel are you from Ireland by any chance?

Yesterday...

Me: What are those things without penises called?
Friend: Girls?
Other friend: Those exist?!

Taken out of content. 😄

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