Things You Do Before Going to Bed

About to get some shut-eye after a long, fun, and chatty day. But before I go, I would like to know what you guys do before you go to sleep--mostly out of mere curiosity. Not to you know, molest you in your sleep or anything. 🙂

finger myself, so once i do this my brain reacts and send shock waves back to my vagina and creates a creamy,sweet lubricant that drips down to my thigh area and proceeds into my ass....and im good until morning!!

sticky buns i say...

^sick...........................
I thought I said some inappropriate shit.

I usually pee right before I go to bed so I don't wake up with that annoying over-full bladder feeling. 😢
Or I do *it*

😄

Before I go to bed I usually just fucking call people names.

Or I do what lovage does.

Shower thoroughly, brush teeth, go to the bedroom window and light incense and pray for a bit, take one last look at my room then dive bomb into my bed and begin slaying dragons in my dreams. I'm a major creature of habit when it comes to nappy time.

Posted by DK09
Shower thoroughly, brush teeth, go to the bedroom window and light incense and pray for a bit, take one last look at my room then dive bomb into my bed and begin slaying dragons in my dreams. I'm a major creature of habit when it comes to nappy time.

Yeah, my routines are pretty much the same. Though sometimes I shower in the morning. In winter it is entirely too cold for me to shower at the crack of dawn though. Usually this happens...

*gets out of shower butt ass naked* *cold air hits naked body* *shrieks* *shivers*

OMG you guys! LMAO!!
That monkey pic is killing me! LOL

yay..yay..yay...nil @ udg. I am what i am...a tenderizer!!!!!

thats thee only way to sleep peacefully. I say everyone should enjoy the pleasure of getting to know themselves, women dont be scured just do it, if i can watch porn and get off...my juices lovage the flow...flows like a river and drips in your mouth, no need to napkins baby!!!

drip..drip!

Brush teeth,smoke a joint,space out,sleep

That helps too..🙂amen brotha, Bling you not getting any lately? you must be slipping

Puff Puff and pass the joint

NIL, you they do need a EROTICA SLURPY section

ROFL!! the first few post is sooooo funny!!

Hahahahhahahah

Oh my so straight forward! Well me personally I normally do these daily:
1.fuck my girlfriend
2.take a shower
3.brush my teeth and shave
4.cuddle

Than when I wake up I do it all again before I go to work. Sounds like a good day to me!